The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[Squidrific]

You also have to worry about wet gobs of toilet paper being lobbed over the stall in the bathroom onto totally innocent, angelic and unsuspecting victims (read: me).

And PULEAZE Squid and Bonnie. I've TOTALLY got you beat in the disgusting picture category. I present the most hideous picture of me (900 chins and all). If you're eating please put the food down first and remove children and small animals from the room before continuing:

Wow-that's just wrong.

Oh Angie - I feel your pain. I would like to commiserate with you as I, too have experienced the Boneese paper towel treatment. In fact, I think I was the original victim of this particular Bon-hag torture.


Ok now sweetie - you look so cute in that picture. Honestly, I can't get past the guy next to you. Is he asleep, in a coma or dreaming of his happy place. Honestly the guy looks so.........satisfied.

 

[Goofster57]

Actually I thought you and Rob would appreciate this Keith:

Thank you Keith! I was feeling like this thread was awfully one-sided.

We have to look out for each other because you know the girls have a one tracked mind

Dude is soooooo busted...

Glad Keith and I never do anything like that!

-- Rob

Was he doing something wrong? I couldn't tell

 

[Goofster57]

Honestly, I can't get past the guy next to you. Is he asleep, in a coma or dreaming of his happy place. Honestly the guy looks so.........satisfied.

Would that be a Bus Ride with a Happy Ending

 

[luvmyboys]

Pictures? Puhlease! This is the 21st century-- I have digital video!

Wow-that's just wrong.

The only thing wrong with this picture, (other than the obviously...sated? man behind you,) is that you are holding a slice of processed dairy product which was strewn about your train compartment. Ewwww!

Would that be a Bus Ride with a Happy Ending

Note to self: Avoid Keith's bus routes. Wait. Maybe I meant, FIND Keith's bus routes?

 

[luvmyboys]

 

[kimmar067]

No, in fact this is the ONLY instance where B.O. and rum stench is a good thing.

Now, which one for me???

...we could 'take turns'...

 

[kimmar067]

You also have to worry about wet gobs of toilet paper being lobbed over the stall in the bathroom onto totally innocent, angelic and unsuspecting victims (read: me).

And PULEAZE Squid and Bonnie. I've TOTALLY got you beat in the disgusting picture category. I present the most hideous picture of me (900 chins and all). If you're eating please put the food down first and remove children and small animals from the room before continuing:

Wow-that's just wrong.

... You're right - it IS hideous!! That guy looks like he's DEAD....


















[....BTW ~ are you vying for Vanna White's job??]

 

[mishasmom]

Well I guess one way to take the focus off of an ugly pic of yourself is to have a dead guy in the background! We're not sure what this couple had been up to because they weren't speaking English-believe me I tried to eavesdrop.

Squiddy-glad to know that Bonnie tried out all her evil hag-meet tricks with you before she inflicted them on the rest of us. I wouldn't want some untested trick pulled on me. Notice she's not posting and defending herself...she must be busy cooking up some new tortures.

And Shannon-Bonnie MADE me hold that cheese slice! But she picked it up off the floor, so I'm assuming she wiped off all the infectious diseases before handing it to me. Becca the Clorox Queen passed out after watching the whole event.

 

[Squidrific]

Would that be a Bus Ride with a Happy Ending

"And here we are demonstrating that our clinical strength secret is holding up just fine!"

And Shannon-Bonnie MADE me hold that cheese slice! But she picked it up off the floor, so I'm assuming she wiped off all the infectious diseases before handing it to me. Becca the Clorox Queen passed out after watching the whole event.

Personally I am offended by this picture. It is clear that the cheese was intended for the mouse and here you are mocking the cheese - I would like to add that on a disney bus or in cramped quarters it is preferable to mock the cheese instead of cut the cheese, but I digress...

 

[coles1mom]

Keith & Rob need a good cooling down. Don't ya think

 

[Squidrific]

Is anyone else feeling a little moist and steamy or am I just having a hot flash again???

 

[coles1mom]

 

[Squidrific]

Oh gosh Judi - did you see the thead about PETA wanting Ben & Jerry's to start using breastmilk????

 

[Goofster57]

Keith & Rob need a good cooling down. Don't ya think

Grab those big hoses Ladies and get to work putting out our fires

 

[UtahMama]

Sorry I havent graced you with my fabulousness sad2: ) all day but having some LOVELY deevorce drama I wish I had an EASY BUTTON for! (did anyone miss the new girl?)

Please tell me it isn't only Wednesday!

Rob,
Heres some inspiration for us

geeez, I think he'd like a photo of ice cream muuuuuch BETTER.

Actually I thought you and Rob would appreciate this Keith:

Who wouldn't, I say! Oh, wait, my name is neither Keith, nor Rob.

You also have to worry about wet gobs of toilet paper being lobbed over the stall in the bathroom onto totally innocent, angelic and unsuspecting victims (read: me).

And PULEAZE Squid and Bonnie. I've TOTALLY got you beat in the disgusting picture category. I present the most hideous picture of me (900 chins and all). If you're eating please put the food down first and remove children and small animals from the room before continuing:

Not bad at all! Unless you are the dead guy in the background...

(Please tell us he's not your friend/DH/signigicant other etc.!...if so, I am soooo sorry to hoffend!)

Bonnie! I KNOW why your arm pittal area is bum-white!!! You didn't fake bake rotate!!!! (I notice EVERY thing!)

Keith & Rob need a good cooling down. Don't ya think

Guess WHAT? This is the honest to Gosh truth: I work out on Sundays at a gym near me....WITH a lovely assortment of FIREFIGHTERS. This one time (at band camp) it was just moi and them. I may have been distracted a smidge.

Is anyone else feeling a little moist and steamy or am I just having a hot flash again???

(stupid hot flashes!!!!)

Hi Squid!!!!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Shannon! Please next time put some gloves on or warn us if you're going to show us your man hands! (j/k folks! -- it's an old joke between Shannon and I going back to her Charlie's Angels pic that used to be in her siggy)

geeez, I think he'd like a photo of ice cream muuuuuch BETTER.

Guess WHAT? This is the honest to Gosh truth: I work out on Sundays at a gym near me....WITH a lovely assortment of FIREFIGHTERS. This one time (at band camp) it was just moi and them. I may have been distracted a smidge.

1. It depends on which ice cream you are referring to exactly.

2. Yeah, yeah. I'm quite certain that we are all quite tired of hearing about your firefighters.

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

Sorry I havent graced you with my fabulousness sad2: ) all day but having some LOVELY deevorce drama I wish I had an EASY BUTTON for! (did anyone miss the new girl?)


geeez, I think he'd like a photo of ice cream muuuuuch BETTER.




Who wouldn't, I say! Oh, wait, my name is neither Keith, nor Rob.




Not bad at all! Unless you are the dead guy in the background...

(Please tell us he's not your friend/DH/signigicant other etc.!...if so, I am soooo sorry to hoffend!)



Bonnie! I KNOW why your arm pittal area is bum-white!!! You didn't fake bake rotate!!!! (I notice EVERY thing!)




Guess WHAT? This is the honest to Gosh truth: I work out on Sundays at a gym near me....WITH a lovely assortment of FIREFIGHTERS. This one time (at band camp) it was just moi and them. I may have been distracted a smidge.





(stupid hot flashes!!!!)

Hi Squid!!!!

Hey Wendy! Missed you today! Want some more divorce drama? Just save my cell number in your phone and name me Steve!

I have one of the soccer dads saved in my cell phone because we do car pool with each other all week. DH saw it (even though there was a note that it was Sarah's dad) and flipped out. I guess I am now having an affair with this guy - NOT!!!! Argh

I am going away to a soccer tournament this weekend. Sharing a room with a fabulous chick named Colette - I think I may change her name on the room list to Cole for the fun of it!

P.S. He was at the house again when I got home last night.

 

[Squidrific]

1. It depends on which ice cream you are referring to exactly.

2. Yeah, yeah. I'm quite certain that we are all quite tired of hearing about your firefighters.

-- Rob

Speak for yourself Roberto!!!


Here's some smexy (borrowed your word Shannon) ice cream for you Rob.

 

[Toot Sweet]

Well I guess one way to take the focus off of an ugly pic of yourself is to have a dead guy in the background! We're not sure what this couple had been up to because they weren't speaking English-believe me I tried to eavesdrop.

Squiddy-glad to know that Bonnie tried out all her evil hag-meet tricks with you before she inflicted them on the rest of us. I wouldn't want some untested trick pulled on me. Notice she's not posting and defending herself...she must be busy cooking up some new tortures.

And Shannon-Bonnie MADE me hold that cheese slice! But she picked it up off the floor, so I'm assuming she wiped off all the infectious diseases before handing it to me. Becca the Clorox Queen passed out after watching the whole event.

Angus...I LOVE the cheese slice pic! And I will be offended if you say you hate it...I was the photographer!! It's my art! The way I chose to capture my good friend. And you HATE it?

Mmmmm....I'll take New York Super Fudge chunk, por favor!

Bonnie! I KNOW why your arm pittal area is bum-white!!! You didn't fake bake rotate!!!! (I notice EVERY thing!)

Psh! i don't fake bake! (anymore...)

Sorry about the drama, Wendy-bird! Hope everything's okay! Everyone misses ya when ya don't show up, ya hag! Me thinks you should have gnarly corn dogs for dinner...



Shannon...posting that waxtactular pic of us was PURE EVIL!! You look awesome in it, but you should have photoshopped my head on Halle Berry's body or something...


Squidward!! You suck! Just sayin....


Hi Keith! I don't know you, but I'm being friendly-like! Hope you're having a great day. Tell us all about yourself!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Hey Wendy! Missed you today! Want some more divorce drama? Just save my cell number in your phone and name me Steve!

I have one of the soccer dads saved in my cell phone because we do car pool with each other all week. DH saw it (even though there was a note that it was Sarah's dad) and flipped out. I guess I am now having an affair with this guy - NOT!!!! Argh

I am going away to a soccer tournament this weekend. Sharing a room with a fabulous chick named Colette - I think I may change her name on the room list to Cole for the fun of it!

What is it with certain men and cell phones? Sheesh. I honestly have never looked at my DW's cell phone NOR done any Googling/phone number looking up of any numbers on our cell phone bill.

A few nights ago I was in my living room and kept hearing a beep-beep noise in my kitchen and it was NOT stopping and it was annoying the heck out of me. Well, it turns out that DW's phone beep-beeps whenever you miss a call and don't check the "missed calls" list. I tracked the beep-beep down to her phone and realized it was because she had a missed call BUT even then I truly felt bad pulling up the missed call info (DW was asleep for the night and had been for about 2 or 3 hours) because it is not MY freakin' phone! I told her right away the next day that I had checked that call and WHY I did so.

Interestingly, I just looked and I have the names of 23 women in my cell phone address book -- some of whom are quite hotT even. God forbid you work with some men Squiddy (about 6 of the 23 females are work associates of mine).

-- Rob