The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[UtahMama]

And yet I'm STILL younger than YOU!

-- Rob

Psssh! And don't you forget it!
Wait, I have a 19 year old, don't I? That's so weird since I'm 32.

 

[Kathi OD]

Psssh! And don't you forget it!
Wait, I have a 19 year old, don't I? That's so weird since I'm 32.

Not entirely impossible..........

I won't even tell ya how old my kids are. Let's just say none of them can really be called kids, except by me or their dad.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Psssh! And don't you forget it!
Wait, I have a 19 year old, don't I? That's so weird since I'm 32.

Dork!

-- Rob

 

[PaMom001]

I must visit a Wegmans!!! My new grocery hot spot is called "Sunflower Farmer's Market" which is like a Whole Foods or Trader Joes but reeeeally good prices. We make our own peanut butter Plus, and don't judge me on this, they have free samples of California rolls and Philadelphia Rolls (that's sushi for you Missourians) made on the spot...and I may get a couple each visit. Ok, 3. But no more than 4 or 5 tops. Yuh huh huh hummmm!

You can come and visit me. I guess I better come here incognito. It must be this area then, because everytime I do comparison shopping at Giants' & Wegmans, Wegmans is typically higher.

......soooo, lemme get this straight: Wegman's is more important than moi???!?!

I still love you.

 

[kimmar067]

DS16 passed his driving exam today and now has a driver's license. Citizens are advised to avoid travelling on, or near, public roads in the states of Arkansas, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, and Oklahoma for the next two to five years....

....whew! I'm good......

[...BTW ~ your DS planning on bein' a travelling salesman????]

 

[kimmar067]

I still love you.

 

[kimmar067]

Psssh! And don't you forget it!
Wait, I have a 19 year old, don't I? That's so weird since I'm 32.

...yeah, but ya can't go by the metric system....

 

[Kathi OD]

You can come and visit me. I guess I better come here incognito. It must be this area then, because everytime I do comparison shopping at Giants' & Wegmans, Wegmans is typically higher.

Really? I have to go back to PA to shop at Giant (and that's where I shopped when we lived there - there was no Wegman's close by), but Wegman's prices down here are about the same.

 

[UtahMama]

You can come and visit me.

You have no idea what you just did!!! LOL! No, really, I won't be too much bother. I'm sure there's PLENTY of room in your bed

Carefully edited National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Quotes:

1.Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fetching Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white bum down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a#%holes this side of the nuthouse.
~~~~
2.Clark: Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
Rusty : Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Clark: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.
~~~
3. Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
~~~
4.Clark: We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.
Audrey: We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?
Clark: No, I have one of those at home.
~~~
My favorite:
5. Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple? Huh, there's a nip in the air.

 

[kimmar067]

Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple?

....best line in the whole movie....

 

[Kathi OD]

You have no idea what you just did!!! LOL! No, really, I won't be too much bother. I'm sure there's PLENTY of room in your bed

Carefully edited National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Quotes:

1.Clark: Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fetching Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white bum down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a#%holes this side of the nuthouse.
~~~~
2.Clark: Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
Rusty : Dad, I think you mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Clark: Whatever, Russ. Whatever.
~~~
3. Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.
~~~
4.Clark: We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.
Audrey: We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?
Clark: No, I have one of those at home.
~~~
My favorite:
5. Clark: Oh, I was just smelling - smiling. I was just blouse - browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn't... Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?
Mary: You have your coat on.
Clark: Yes, oh do I? Yeah, it is a bit nipply out. I mean nippy. What am I saying, nipple? Huh, there's a nip in the air.

It's more than just a little scary that you can quote all that.

 

[RobInBigKC]

My favorite:

Why am I not surprised? As I said a week or so ago, we all know who the REAL mammary fan is.

-- Rob

 

[Kathi OD]

WOOOO HOOOO!!!!​

 

[Squidrific]

Morning Chatters - I have recovered from my life threatening illness and am back!




(ok, so I had the stomach flu for several days, but I did pray for death at one point...)

 

[UtahMama]

Why am I not surprised? As I said a week or so ago, we all know who the REAL mammory fan is.

-- Rob

THAT would be weird!

WOOOO HOOOO!!!!​

YAY!!! You were looking a bit nakie!

It's more than just a little scary that you can quote all that.

I'm not smart, just Google-smart

....best line in the whole movie....

Morning Chatters - I have recovered from my life threatening illness and am back!




(ok, so I had the stomach flu for several days, but I did pray for death at one point...)

Fabulous! I love the stomach flu diet!!!

 

[Squidrific]

Fabulous! I love the stomach flu diet!!!

It was fabulous! I am down 4 pounds! Of course, I am sure I will gain that right back once I take my first sip of water!

 

[kimmar067]

Why am I not surprised? As I said a week or so ago, we all know who the REAL mammory fan is.

....mammary fans - now why didn't I think of that??

... guess ya need TWO, huh....

 

[Squidrific]

....mammary fans - now why didn't I think of that??

... guess ya need TWO, huh....

Very nice Kim and you spelled it correctly too!

 

[RobInBigKC]

(ok, so I had the stomach flu for several days, but I did pray for death at one point...)

Me too!

It was fabulous! I am down 4 pounds! Of course, I am sure I will gain that right back once I take my first sip of water!

Possibly. I think I lost two and basically gained that right back just by rehydrating myself.

-- Rob

 

[kimmar067]

Very nice Kim and you spelled it correctly too!