The Mad Chatters thread Part 11

[Ready to go in Ok]

Actually, do you guys remember that one Saturday night that we were posting pictures of ourselves...like months ago...do you remember, she posted a pic of herself and THAT literally was the LAST time I saw her on and I am on her allll the timeee........

I haven't seen mine since I got back from vacation....

Actually, I haven't seen a lot of chatters in quite a while.....

T&B, I will lurk on the PMS board and try to find it.

 

[jaycns]

Paige...any funny stories??? Anyone?? Bueller??? Bueller?? I need a good laugh right now. Dh just told me that Aladdin just cried again. UGH...poor guy...he is worried about telling his coach and teammates...and still so sad about missing it.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Yep...I would be a tad bit annoyed...however, I would just take it as I am the marvelous woman that I am and I impressed them somehow...

Good luck to your dd!!

Thanks Jay! I only have 5 more years of this FUN to look forward to! But it is good for her. But tough on the pocketbook! I am hoping they go to Orlando one of these years......

 

[Disney4Drew]

Paige...any funny stories??? Anyone?? Bueller??? Bueller?? I need a good laugh right now. Dh just told me that Aladdin just cried again. UGH...poor guy...he is worried about telling his coach and teammates...and still so sad about missing it.

Awww, that breaks my heart. That stinks that he has that weighing on his mind, too. Hopefully he'll feel somewhat better once that's off his chest (and Mom takes him shopping! ).

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Paige...any funny stories??? Anyone?? Bueller??? Bueller?? I need a good laugh right now. Dh just told me that Aladdin just cried again. UGH...poor guy...he is worried about telling his coach and teammates...and still so sad about missing it.

What is he missing? I am lost....

 

[paigevz]

Paige...any funny stories??? Anyone?? Bueller??? Bueller?? I need a good laugh right now. Dh just told me that Aladdin just cried again. UGH...poor guy...he is worried about telling his coach and teammates...and still so sad about missing it.

No clean ones Prima.

 

[momrek06]

Ok, one more witchy comment from me then I will be all sweetness and light - you know my normal self.

She wouldn't know if I am at any of the games etc. because she never was.

I am taking of my judges robes now.

NO, but kids talk about other kids parents at home...I am sure...her DD probably says STEPHIE was there again MOM and you weren't...you know...I volunteered so much at my kids schools heck I had a bed in the hall closet I used to say of the school, I was THERE ALLLL OF THE TIME...just the same I would hear so many kids say to me.."I wish my mom could come and volunteer like you do, Mrs. R"....allll of the time. And when this woman said to HER DD, who should WE call, her DD said STEPHIE.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

NO, but kids talk about other kids parents at home...I am sure...her DD probably says STEPHIE was there again MOM and you weren't...you know...I volunteered so much at my kids schools heck I had a bed in the hall closet I used to say of the school, I was THERE ALLLL OF THE TIME...just the same I would hear so many kids say to me.."I wish my mom could come and volunteer like you do, Mrs. R"....allll of the time. And when this woman said to HER DD, who should WE call, her DD said STEPHIE.

Oh just let me be witchy Mary Poppins!

 

[paigevz]

Psyched Up

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.
The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A basketball coach?"

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Paige...any funny stories??? Anyone?? Bueller??? Bueller?? I need a good laugh right now. Dh just told me that Aladdin just cried again. UGH...poor guy...he is worried about telling his coach and teammates...and still so sad about missing it.

My 13yo got a bloody nose today at basketball practice at middle school and the coach gave him something to stop the blood flow......a tampon.

And on that bloody note, I'm going to bed.

 

[momrek06]

Oh just let me be witchy Mary Poppins!

Ahhh, Stephie, just when you least expect it, it works out great...really that is our lives in a nutshell...we worry all the time and when everything is said and done...it was not all that bad!

HAVE A BLAST AT THE COMP.

 

[paigevz]

Actual School Excuse Notes

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:
1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Paige, that was a great lead in to my story, since it was Zach's coach the threw the ball that hit him in the nose.

 

[Disney4Drew]

Psyched Up

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.
The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A basketball coach?"

That was cute, Paige.

Night T&B

 

[momrek06]

And on that bloody note, I'm going to bed.

And just like T&B's bloody note, me too, a little LENO and then off to sleep with a BURGLAR.............ahhhhhhhhhh

 

[jaycns]

Thanks Jay! I only have 5 more years of this FUN to look forward to! But it is good for her. But tough on the pocketbook! I am hoping they go to Orlando one of these years......

That's where I am hoping that Aladdin goes for a soccer tourney in the next year or two.

Oh and seriously, you are NOT judgemental...if she had a "real" reason she should have up and told ya if she feels comfortable asking...she should feel comfortable telling as well....if she doesn't have a good reason...why should you ahve to do extra work because of her lazy streak? YEP...I am in that kind of mood

 

[Disney4Drew]

Actual School Excuse Notes

These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country:
1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33.

4) Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7) Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.]

12) Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.

13) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

16) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

I have a copy of that somewhere. It makes me chuckle everytime I read it.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Ahhh, Stephie, just when you least expect it, it works out great...really that is our lives in a nutshell...we worry all the time and when everything is said and done...it was not all that bad!

HAVE A BLAST AT THE COMP.

You're right. I am just in a pissy mood tonight. I did it to myself, and I am more frustrated with me than anything.

I will have a good time. I love watching my DD perform, and my other DD is going to keep me company.

 

[Disney4Drew]

And just like T&B's bloody note, me too, a little LENO and then off to sleep with a BURGLAR.............ahhhhhhhhhh

Night Kar!!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Nite T&B and Kar!