He is probably MORE difficult than the children 
But that is when I tell him I am his wife not his mother and if he is looking for someone to fill that role then he go go 1 mile down the road to where his mother lives and she can deal with him 
Will never happen. He will eat it fresh but never reheated and never cold
More pizza for you 
But that is when I tell him I am his wife not his mother and if he is looking for someone to fill that role then he go go 1 mile down the road to where his mother lives and she can deal with him
I got a feeling he'd be back pertty quick
So I fell asleep with the kids. I must have been tired because I really slept hard. The, in my subconcious, I hear a kid get up...the boy....I hear him go downstairs and think "that's ok...DH is in the familly room"...then I hear the front door open...by the time I sprinted downstairs he was already on the porch.
Where was he going??? I took my boss's son there a couple of months ago....Its the only place he wanted??? I must say- It had the best salad bar in my town!!! I think its because I was the only one there eating from it!Listen to how I am talking up Golden Corral..can you tell I don't get out much?
This kid is a riot!
Really funny story-
We went out to eat with my husbands family(grand parents, aunts, uncles and cousins) A 4 year cousin went up to his dad to say he had to go to the bathroom. Dad gets up and the 4 yo is holding his behind. So the dad picks him up to walk him to the bathroom. The 4 yo says "RUN DAD" so they get into the bathroom, sit him on the toilet and I don't know how to put this lightly-but everything breaks loose! He gets this shocked look on his face, looks at his dad, looks behind him, looks back at his dad and says "That was awesome!"
Not sure which part is funnier....the RUN DAD or the "ending" 
She didn't call until last night (during dinner--she always calls during dinner, like she has a 6th sense or something) It's like she would rather not have kids or something. I just don't understand herJJ you sound like a winner husband.
Or a man slave. Whichever.
I asked my DH to do one thing all weekend--vacuum the house, just this once. He did part of the family room (it's not that big of a room!) and quit. WTH?
Hope your 1st day is going well and you are playing nice with the new co-workers. He has never lived on his own so therefor thinks the magic fairies do it all for him You do know that the food magically appears, the clothes magically are cleaned & put away, and everything else is just "taken care of" right Most of the time I don't mind but every now and then I would like to be the one to be taken care of and not told "there's no underwear" 
His parents live right down the road from us (literally 1 mile!) but they are awesome and the only reason I was able to get out of retail and work days instead of nights allowing me to be home with the kids at night now 
Well, my DH thinks there is a laundry fairy in our house, too! He also expects me to cook the meals, too, but I don't clean up after dinner anymore. I started by just sitting there instead of getting up to do the dishes when I was done. Used the excuse that DD (a very slow eater, and didn't used to be a good eater) was still eating and I needed to make sure she actually ate the food. So now he does the dishes, mostly. Still ticks me off when he leaves the pan in the sink, rather than wash it, though.#1
He commuted to college and lived at home the whole time. Mom made him a fresh meal every day
Welcome to the club. My DH was a jerk all weekend. Thank heavens it is Monday and he went to work otherwise you would be hearing about us on CNN...
The house is at cleancom 3. Good enough for me. I did shampoo and vaccuum the carpet yesterday though. Winner Husband seemed happy about that.
I thought I was the only one who really appreciated Mondays, sometimes I just want to roll a pillow on him and put me outta my misery.
other times, well, he's okay I guess
LL
Really funny story-
We went out to eat with my husbands family(grand parents, aunts, uncles and cousins) A 4 year cousin went up to his dad to say he had to go to the bathroom. Dad gets up and the 4 yo is holding his behind. So the dad picks him up to walk him to the bathroom. The 4 yo says "RUN DAD" so they get into the bathroom, sit him on the toilet and I don't know how to put this lightly-but everything breaks loose! He gets this shocked look on his face, looks at his dad, looks behind him, looks back at his dad and says "That was awesome!"
do we want to know??
