The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[Fire_Eater]

do I want to know what that is?

I have been informed that it means Posting Under the Influence

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

do I want to know what that is?

PUI is always fun to watch.

 

[Fire_Eater]

I thought I would show you guys a fun day for me in Texas.

 

[WardenJohn]

I have been informed that it means Posting Under the Influence

Kellie told me something else

 

[RVGal]

Let's just say Jägermeister was involved.

NOoooo! Don't say that word. Tastes like Vicks Formula 44 going down and something that the filter will catch coming back.

I have vague and horrible memories of somebody saying "Shots of Jag all around" and then... bathroom floor.

Not good. Putting my fingers in my ears. LALALALALALALALALALALA

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I thought I would show you guys a fun day for me in Texas.

Wow

 

[LaraK]

HI GUYS! I'M HOOOOOOOME


I'm also now officially unemployed (for the next week at least). I start my new job on the 14th.

I thought I'd mentioned, in case no one noticed, that we are now 3/5ths of the way through this thread already. Grrrrr....I can't keep up! OK, I was winner enough to read everything. Here we go:

"What level of clean do you maintain your house at?"

Cleancom 1---Mother In Law (before you were married) Clean
Cleancom 2---Houseguest Clean
Cleancom 3---Company Clean
Cleancom 4---Routine nothing on the floor Clean
Cleancom 5---Cluttered but Clean
Cleancom 6---Not Clean
Cleancom 7---Heading Down the Toilet
Cleancom 8---No one sets foot in the house other than immediate family
Cleancom 9---Crazy Cat Lady Dirty
Cleancom 10---Condemed

So where are you?

Pasted into first post. If there's anything else we have that's code (with the exception of anything that should be taken to PMs to avoid points) that should go in the rule/explainations/translations first post, let me know and I'll throw them in there.

Hey Farters..... I mean losers.

Eh, same difference

Hi Losers.

My house is currently at about level 8, though usually it hovers in the 5 to 7 range.

And, who do I need to talk to about changing some codenames around here? I just got back from the doctor's office and they weighed me...Can you imagine? Anyway, I am officially a cow. Healthy, but frikken huge. So, now I have a list starting with "must lose 30 pounds". (Seriously, got doc's ok to work toward losing two pants sizes by July.) Discussing pudding and pie might be a bit of a problem for me. Could we change pudding to leftovers and pie to apples or something?

I guess I shouldn't mention the half a turtle cheesecake in the fridge then huh...

BTW...I have to loose 80 lbs according to the weight charts....they can bite me.

Actually, JJ must be some kind of clean freak, because I remember talking to him one day about how he was straightening his daughters closet so he could vaccuum the INSIDE of the closet.

I think Shay just said something about her and the warden cleaning the den.

All I know, in my house, if I don't do it, it doesn't get done. Ever. At all. DH could walk into the house and not see a speck of floor because it's covered with toys/clothes/games/pillows/whatever, and he'd walk right over top of it, fussing about how this place is a wreck, but do you think he'd ever stop and bend over and pick up that pillow that HIS son threw on the floor? Nooooooooooo, it just doesn't happen that way, and if I tell him that it's HIS house too, and HIS kids too, and none of it is MY mess, and it would be nice to have a little help, then he just looks at me as if I've grown a second head.

My house is like that...I asked DH to do something with the living and dining rooms today because he was home and my dad was coming in tonight...he did straighten up....left the dirty dishes from last night sitting in the kitchen two steps away, but I didn't specifically ask him to do anything about that.

And, that's a good thing.

I have something to admit....one of my Marines dropped some candy on the ground today.......and we ate it

Kiss it up to God and it's all good

No I'm going to put my Tom Tom in my pocket this time...btw you were completely no help that night

OK....that sounds SOOOOOOOOO dirty!!!! Where the heck is the Tag Fairy now?

Ugh, someone shoot me now. DS8 thought it would be a good idea to kick a ball. In the house. He managed to kick it in the direction of the ceiling fan and the "light bulbs sesploded" according to DS3.

NOoooo! Don't say that word. Tastes like Vicks Formula 44 going down and something that the filter will catch coming back.

I have vague and horrible memories of somebody saying "Shots of Jag all around" and then... bathroom floor.

Not good. Putting my fingers in my ears. LALALALALALALALALALALA

How about Goldschlaeger?

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

HI GUYS! I'M HOOOOOOOME


I'm also now officially unemployed (for the next week at least). I start my new job on the 14th.

I thought I'd mentioned, in case no one noticed, that we are now 3/5ths of the way through this thread already. Grrrrr....I can't keep up! OK, I was winner enough to read everything. Here we go:


Pasted into first post. If there's anything else we have that's code (with the exception of anything that should be taken to PMs to avoid points) that should go in the rule/explainations/translations first post, let me know and I'll throw them in there.

Eh, same difference

I guess I shouldn't mention the half a turtle cheesecake in the fridge then huh...

BTW...I have to loose 80 lbs according to the weight charts....they can bite me.

My house is like that...I asked DH to do something with the living and dining rooms today because he was home and my dad was coming in tonight...he did straighten up....left the dirty dishes from last night sitting in the kitchen two steps away, but I didn't specifically ask him to do anything about that.



Kiss it up to God and it's all good

OK....that sounds SOOOOOOOOO dirty!!!! Where the heck is the Tag Fairy now?




How about Goldschlaeger?

Mmmmmmm on a cold winter's night...my DH managed to save all the gold from one of the big bottles. I guess he was gonna melt it down to make a ...............little tiny bead of gold..

 

[Fire_Eater]

NOoooo! Don't say that word. Tastes like Vicks Formula 44 going down and something that the filter will catch coming back.

I have vague and horrible memories of somebody saying "Shots of Jag all around" and then... bathroom floor.

Not good. Putting my fingers in my ears. LALALALALALALALALALALA

It was Jager-Bombs to be exact

 

[WardenJohn]

It was Jager-Bombs to be exact

our daughter and her crew like to drink car bombs. They say they taste like milkshakes. Kellie's face turns white at the sound of them

 

[Fire_Eater]

Tink used to be quite the drinker when we met in Italy Thought I'd let ya'll know that before she tries to pull the sweet and innocent thing

 

[WardenJohn]

our daughter also told us that if you take cheap vodka and pour it thru a britter water filter a couple of times it comes out to be very tastey. That folks would be my college dollars hard at work

 

[Fire_Eater]

our daughter and her crew like to drink car bombs. They say they taste like milkshakes. Kellie's face turns white at the sound of them

Those are good I was always a Jack Daniels man myself but my stomach can't handle it anymore plus I tend to want to fight when I drink it and I don't recover from either like I used to

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Gosh, the last time I had a real drink night, it was over a year ago!!

I promised everyone I was with that I was going to have one of whatever everyone else was drinking. Since only about 5 of them were drinking, I moved on to other things. The bartender and owner (a friend of mine) pulled out a list of drinks -- all with dirty names. So I had fun being their guinea pig, since they had never made most of the drinks on the list.

I finished off the night with three shots of crown because someone bet me I couldn't do it and still stand up (especially since I'd already had about 20 drinks in me). I'm proud to say that I won that bet. To which my friends began to call me a closet alcoholic since there was no way they could believe I could hold that much liquor and not pass out/throw up/fall down.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Tink used to be quite the drinker when we met in Italy Thought I'd let ya'll know that before she tries to pull the sweet and innocent thing

 

[TurboKitty]

our daughter also told us that if you take cheap vodka and pour it thru a britter water filter a couple of times it comes out to be very tastey. That folks would be my college dollars hard at work

Oh crap. I was laughing at this, and my DH asked me why. Now he wants me to go get him a water filter and wonders why they aren't marketing them this way...

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Turbo -- DS3 just loves your siggy.

He's also trying to demonstrate how his brother kicked the ball and busted the lightbulb. Somehow I think it will end up as a broken window instead.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

our daughter also told us that if you take cheap vodka and pour it thru a britter water filter a couple of times it comes out to be very tastey. That folks would be my college dollars hard at work

I see you are telling on our DD

Oh crap. I was laughing at this, and my DH asked me why. Now he wants me to go get him a water filter and wonders why they aren't marketing them this way...

She told us that one of her dorm mates had the britter and they only had enough money for cheap booze and she said it was cheap crap so they decided it could not hurt it. Now they never buy good booze they use a britter. I am so proud

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Tink used to be quite the drinker when we met in Italy Thought I'd let ya'll know that before she tries to pull the sweet and innocent thing

Not our tink. She is the good one out of us.

Those are good I was always a Jack Daniels man myself but my stomach can't handle it anymore plus I tend to want to fight when I drink it and I don't recover from either like I used to

see what happens when you get older

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Hi y'all...I was getting ready to fix something out of a box using the leftover rotisserie chicken, got all the chicken cut up and DH says, "Oh by the way, I'm going out with X and Y tonight." So I grumble something in the form of "thanks for letting me know before I started something", put the chicken in the freezer and secretly said to myself, "YES..Mickey D's here I come!!" (That's pretty bad when cooking something out of a box is too much trouble.) So I headed on out to the drive thru and Now my tummy is full and happy...AND DH, not having left yet, begged for a bite of my Big Mac...even though he is on his way to a nice dinner out with placemats and no plastic utensils...

Is there any kind of alcohol you can add to really, really sweet iced tea, I am ready for a big girl drink.