The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

but as a husband of a LOSER did he use the drive thru

No he did not. I do not know where I went wrong with him

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

I don't know if that's a good thing ....or a bad thing.....where did he go????

I dunno. I'm beginning to believe my family when they tell me I'm delusional.

And I kind of hope they're right!!

But ya know, snakes tend to hibernate in the cold months, meaning he could have been in the house trying to stay warm all winter, and he just "woke up" from a long nap!

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I dunno. I'm beginning to believe my family when they tell me I'm delusional.

And I kind of hope they're right!!

But ya know, snakes tend to hibernate in the cold months, meaning he could have been in the house trying to stay warm all winter, and he just "woke up" from a long nap!

I would freak out if I found a snake in the house. I would be checking into a hotel.
A couple of years ago DD Shaunna got bit by a spider and had to go to the hospital. Before calling John I called the bug man. I have him on speed dial

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Yeah, I had a spider bite on my neck. The bite got a little funky, and kind of blistered a little. Then my neck started getting stiff, so I had to go to the doc. They gave me an antibiotic and told me to keep an eye on it. But it turned out ok in the end.

We live way out in the sticks. All kinds of creepy crawlies out here. You should see DH when he see's a spider though. He's a big baby, and I have to be the exterminator.

You should see a grown man fall off a ladder because he saw a spider.

Or you should see him pull his legs up off the floor, point and whine, unable to even speak until the crawly thing is dead.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Yeah, I had a spider bite on my neck. The bite got a little funky, and kind of blistered a little. Then my neck started getting stiff, so I had to go to the doc. They gave me an antibiotic and told me to keep an eye on it. But it turned out ok in the end.

We live way out in the sticks. All kinds of creepy crawlies out here. You should see DH when he see's a spider though. He's a big baby, and I have to be the exterminator.

You should see a grown man fall off a ladder because he saw a spider.

Or you should see him pull his legs up off the floor, point and whine, unable to even speak until the crawly thing is dead.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Every spring R and A (sorta like a kid to me) would come up to me with hands behind thier backs announcing they had a present. I expected flowers the first year or two.
NOPE!! Hands full of baby snakes
Even now, all these years later, they are only to approach me with thier hands where I can see them

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Oh yeah, and he also does the heeby jeeby dance better than any woman I know.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Oh yeah, and he also does the heeby jeeby dance better than any woman I know.

I hope he never reads what you post

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Even if he ever does read what I post, he couldn't say anything about it because it's the truth!

He's such a man's man. But I swear, sometimes...

He talks on the phone so much that I call him a teenage girl.

He does the heeby jeeby dance over creepy crawlies.

I call his best friend his "other wife."

If I want to know any of the latest gossip, I just call DH or his BFF.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

I absolutely HATE SPIDERS I'm allergic to all types of spider bites (something with the acid they have to kill their prey) so I love to squish them. Anything else is DH's domain especially those darn skinks (big nasty lizards that look like snakes with short stubby legs). We have caught about 4 of them in the past 2 summers in our house & yes I screamed like a little girl while helping DH to catch them The last 2 I had to do myself since he wasn't home.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

He wasn't home?? If he's not going to be there to take care of your lizard issues, what the heck did you marry him for?

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Oh, and sorry Mr. Tink. I'm just sayin...

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Why the heck am I sooooooo exhausted just from watching baseball practice?
Oh that's right I was spending the whole time wrangling the twosome I banned them from the playground today cause DD was a real piece of work at home & #2DS wasn't much better, so we spent the whole time on the bleachers. This was me - "get out of there/stop throwing rocks/get over here before that truck hits you/stop running on the bleachers/for the love of mike stop yelling (that was to DD who doesn't know the meaning of quiet)" I think the only time they sat still and did what they were told was when they were eating their dinner, the delicious baseball park dinner of hot dog & nachos.

I don't know who is more ready to go to bed me or them...................................................................ME

 

[LaraK]

I almost forgot!! The boys and I came home from school and guess who was sitting(?) at our back door on our deck? Hisser the Pisser!! He was black about 2-1/2 feet long. DH tried to catch him but he got away at the last minute...Then Slobbermouth had to outside later and pee right where he was...so.............Hisser and Pisser!!

Good lord it's a conspiracy! They're getting us loser by loser

So I'm home, drinking and ready for some action.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I dunno. I'm beginning to believe my family when they tell me I'm delusional.

And I kind of hope they're right!!

But ya know, snakes tend to hibernate in the cold months, meaning he could have been in the house trying to stay warm all winter, and he just "woke up" from a long nap!

And now he's in your house looking for a warmer place? Hmmmmm...let me see, house is about 75 degrees..what's warmer than that...say something around 98.6 degrees...hmmmmm......

 

[nataliela]

I almost forgot!! The boys and I came home from school and guess who was sitting(?) at our back door on our deck? Hisser the Pisser!! He was black about 2-1/2 feet long. DH tried to catch him but he got away at the last minute...Then Slobbermouth had to outside later and pee right where he was...so.............Hisser and Pisser!!

We live way out in the sticks. All kinds of creepy crawlies out here. You should see DH when he see's a spider though. He's a big baby, and I have to be the exterminator.

You should see a grown man fall off a ladder because he saw a spider.

Or you should see him pull his legs up off the floor, point and whine, unable to even speak until the crawly thing is dead.

Atleast he isn't naked like the bat catcher-who's husband was that?

Even if he ever does read what I post, he couldn't say anything about it because it's the truth!

He's such a man's man. But I swear, sometimes...

He talks on the phone so much that I call him a teenage girl.

He does the heeby jeeby dance over creepy crawlies.

I call his best friend his "other wife."

If I want to know any of the latest gossip, I just call DH or his BFF.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

And now he's in your house looking for a warmer place? Hmmmmm...let me see, house is about 75 degrees..what's warmer than that...say something around 98.6 degrees...hmmmmm......

You guys can keep the hisser I so do not need him.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Yeah, I had a spider bite on my neck. The bite got a little funky, and kind of blistered a little. Then my neck started getting stiff, so I had to go to the doc. They gave me an antibiotic and told me to keep an eye on it. But it turned out ok in the end.

We live way out in the sticks. All kinds of creepy crawlies out here. You should see DH when he see's a spider though. He's a big baby, and I have to be the exterminator.

You should see a grown man fall off a ladder because he saw a spider.

Or you should see him pull his legs up off the floor, point and whine, unable to even speak until the crawly thing is dead.

The first night we spent in this house I was stung by a scorpion. I had brought it from our previous house! I was carrying a crate inside on my hip. I put it down and felt this sharp pain in my side. Sent shivers up my back. I sorta shrugged it off, then for some reason started getting the heebie jeebies and pulled my shirt off. It SPRUNG off my shirt onto the floor with it's little SOB tail pointed up in the air. I yelled for DH aka Mr. I Kill Nothing-I mean it the man catches a cockroach and puts it outside.. So he puts it in a bucket and puts it outside while I am saying kill it kill it kill it...Then when we go to bed I keep thinking I have no idea where the hospital is if I wake up in the middle of the night with scorpion induced convulsions...

heheheheh...it rained that night and Mr. SOB tail up in the air drowned in the bucket..that'll teach him to mess with me..

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

Scorpions?!?!? Ack!!! No indeedy. I'm doing the heeby jeeby dance just thinking about it!

 

[Lintasare]

Scorpions?!?!? Ack!!! No indeedy. I'm doing the heeby jeeby dance just thinking about it!

I stepped on a scorpion in my barefeet in my parent's kitchen once.