The LOSER thread..we've moved...new address and directions on the last page

[LaraK]

Scrapbook, can't cut a straight line, can kill a plant at 40 paces, don't enjoy gardening, don't pack a healthy lunch for my kids, don't make sculptues out of the recycling or have a clean house.

Am I still a good person?

I'm looking for people who believe watching a Sponge Bob cartoon with their kids is quality time. Someone who puts the phone down while their mother is raving and reads a book until they hear silence.

Someon who talks on the phone while driving, who teaches there kids all the good swear words THEY will need as a driver and considers it a life lession.

Someone who laughs at a friend who lets one go by mistake in public.

Are you an imperfect person? Join me in shouting from the rooftops...

I'm bad as heck...and I wouldn't take it anymore if that didn't take effort and really I'm so tired I'm just going to lay back down on the sofa for a while longer.

Perfect people need not post, I'll skip your post anyway more than likely.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Lara, I just remembered why I you so.

 

[MUFFYCAT]

I'm in on all of those.


Plus I can't write properly. If someone likes proper grammer they should always pass over my posts.

 

[phorsenuf]

Sign me up! (Although I do want to scrapbook, I have all the supplies and everything....somewhere...)

 

[Briarmom]

I have scrapbook intentions, but Spongebob actuality.

C'mon! He lives in a PINEAPPLE!

 

[phorsenuf]

Mmmmmm pineapple. One of the things I wanted from the store today, fresh cut of course. Oops, does that go against policy here?

 

[Briarmom]

Mmmmmm pineapple. One of the things I wanted from the store today, fresh cut of course. Oops, does that go against policy here?

OMG! I bought dh a pineapple cutter for Christmas. It totally cuts the pineapple with little effort!

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/prod...key=xsrd0m1|15|||0|||||||pineapple&cm_src=SCH

Oh, and my kids and I watch more than Spongebob together. We also watch Scooby Doo and Pee Wee's Playhouse. We started watching the Disney movies in order. Snow White yesterday, Pinocchio today.

 

[lclark0621]

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Yep, I am not a perfect person, or mother. But I do my best.

I have a whole mess of scrapbook supplies, that I have NEVER, not once even opened. Yet my MIL keeps on sending them to me.

And I am sadly way behind in my son's baby book (he is 4, and I still am not up to date).

And I can just imagine getting the call from the school that says "Your son has said XXXX in the class room." and all I can think to say is "So what the XXXX is wrong with that?"

Can I join to?

 

[mickeyboat]

Count me in.

Sometimes, I really don't like my kids. Does that make me a bad parent? I was over-joyed that a friend asked them to come over on Saturday. They were gone for 4 hours of blissful peace.

I refused to do scrapbooking. My kids won't have that treasure for the future - but I do have all my pictures in albums!

My kids eat hot lunch as much as I can convince them to.

I did not make DD's read one time during Christmas break.

I don't cook - I have passed the cooking torch on to my DH - He can keep it for the next 15 years!

Denae

 

[Faerie]

I scrapbook but the rest of your list, yeah that's me (except, no kiddos, I don't pack a great lunch for myself!)

 

[imsorry]

I have never exercised in my life. Don't ever plan to start. Shoot me now

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

OMG! I bought dh a pineapple cutter for Christmas.

He bought you diamonds, and you bought him a pineapple cutter? You definitely belong in this thread.


Denae, any parent that says they like their kids every minute of every day is a big fat LIAR.

 

[imsorry]

He bought you diamonds, and you bought him a pineapple cutter? You definitely belong in this thread.


Denae, any parent that says they like their kids every minute of every day is a big fat LIAR.

Hey, I didn't get the memo about the diamonds!

 

[imsorry]

He bought you diamonds, and you bought him a pineapple cutter? You definitely belong in this thread.


Denae, any parent that says they like their kids every minute of every day is a big fat LIAR.

Hey, I didn't get the memo about the diamonds!

 

[Mellie2162]

Welcome to my world...

 

[Briarmom]

He bought you diamonds, and you bought him a pineapple cutter? You definitely belong in this thread.


Denae, any parent that says they like their kids every minute of every day is a big fat LIAR.

HEY! I also bought him an ice-cream maker, a LEG LAMP (yes, a leg lamp), Lucky Jeans gift cards, and lots of other crap. He's hard to shop for! Me, I'm easy.

Diamonds? Goood.
Coach? Goooood.
Shoes/clothing gift cards? Goooood.

I do have to pack my kids lunches. I was just thinking I need to start a thread about it. DD quit eating PB sandwiches.

 

[Briarmom]

Hey, I didn't get the memo about the diamonds!

Hey, I didn't get the memo about the diamonds!

Necklace with a solitaire, and a bracelet that is covered in 'em.

 

[L107ANGEL]

I am perfect thank you very much

 

[Mkrop]

This post fits me perfectly. If I am not forced to do a craft bc it is a school assingment, I avoid it like the plague.

DS5 was humming the Simpson theme this morning bc DH let them watch The Simpsons movie. Doh!

And my kids can recite every Spongebob epsiode from start to finish. I am having to break DS5 's habit of saying "I dont get it" just like who cmon say it-Patrick!!!!


The one project DS5 had to do we were asked what our favorite family food was: We put EATING OUT!

 

[imsorry]

Necklace with a solitaire, and a bracelet that is covered in 'em.

Will you teach me the "diamond dance"?