THE LIBERAL THREAD #3- No Debate Please

[mirmartinez]

Hey, all. I see we are very slow at posting today.

Today is my ten-year wedding anniversary!

That is all.

kudos

as for joe

 

[dcentity2000]

A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of on person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’

A British doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, ‘You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.





Rich::

 

[chrisw127]

Whoo Hoo! Welcome Home . I don't remember, are you already DVC members?

You may want to wait a bit to buy, though. I think the incentives will get better as the economy gets worse.

No, although I occasionally lurk on the DVC boards. We'll wait because the bar isn't until the end of July and then the results take just under two months (which is much sooner than my old state, which took over three). No pass means no DVC. That's the agreement. Can you tell my husband really wants me to get a job? I think he has no idea what that entails.

What kind of incentives? I've heard about developer points, but that's about it. I'm sort of worried that they'll sell out, although it seems like they haven't sold as quickly as was originally predicted.

 

[chrisw127]

A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of on person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’

A British doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, ‘You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.





Rich::

Hahaha. That's good.

 

[LakeAriel]

Congratulations Chris! Happy Anniversery..

I am relieved Joe the Plumber (NOT) is going to Israel to report. Who needs Western journalists if he is there? Frankly, I was mortified when I heard that..

 

[mirmartinez]

I thought I share my favorite Bush joke,

It is an older one

One night, George W. Bush is awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. Bush asks: "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises.

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moves through the dark bedroom. "Tom," W asks, "what is the best thing I could do to help the country?"

"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," Jefferson advises.


Bush isn't sleeping well the next night, and sees another figure moving in the shadows. It's Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Bush asks. Abe answers: "Go see a play."

By the way I was lazy and just did a search for the joke, then cut and pasted it.

 

[LakeAriel]

According to Ann Coulter, hero to a few , society is crumbling solely because of single mothers! I wonder if she is selective about which single mothers are responsible or does she mean all?

http://living.aol.com/morning-rush/.../2378941?icid=200100397x1216773999x1201074668

 

[Carpenters]

According to Ann Coulter, hero to a few , society is crumbling solely because of single mothers! I wonder if she is selective about which single mothers are responsible or does she mean all?

http://living.aol.com/morning-rush/.../2378941?icid=200100397x1216773999x1201074668

I watched both of her segments on Today--I know, it's a sickness! I told y'all I can't look away---I thought the segment with Hoda and Kathie Lee was better than the one with Matt Lauer. She had gotten a little bit of her obnoxiousness out with Matt, and tried to stay on message in the later segment. Yes, her message is that all liberals are against marraige and, 70% of the problems in the country are due mothers having children without getting married first. She is just so strange......It's hard for me to believe that so many people buy her books.

 

[IDoDis]

Hey, all. I see we are very slow at posting today.

Today is my ten-year wedding anniversary!

That is all.

Happy 10th Anniversary, Chris!!!!!!!

I hope you both enjoyed your meatloaf!

A Japanese doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of on person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’

A British doctor said, ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, ‘You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.




Rich::

I watched both of her segments on Today--I know, it's a sickness! I told y'all I can't look away---I thought the segment with Hoda and Kathie Lee was better than the one with Matt Lauer. She had gotten a little bit of her obnoxiousness out with Matt, and tried to stay on message in the later segment. Yes, her message is that all liberals are against marraige and, 70% of the problems in the country are due mothers having children without getting married first. She is just so strange......It's hard for me to believe that so many people buy her books.

Coulter is all slash-n-burn. I can only believe that people buy her books because people find her viewpoints to be very bizarre, not because they agree with her. Kind of like when you go to the zoo, you like to sit and watch the monkeys to see what they are up to because the things they do sometimes are so outlandish.


Yay!!!!! Less than 2 weeks to go and an 82% approval rating!!!

 

[LakeAriel]

I thought she looked as though she was impaired..anyone else?

 

[gmboy95]

Anne coulter makes me think of a word...wait I think i remember it....hmmmm, what is that word..........

 

[gmboy95]

hey friends....less then two weeks to go to the ultimate Split personality experience...

1st, at 12pm obama will be president, and that will be thrilling.....then at the exact same time GWB is NO LONGER president....I dont know which to cheer for more????

 

[LakeAriel]

hey friends....less then two weeks to go to the ultimate Split personality experience...

1st, at 12pm obama will be president, and that will be thrilling.....then at the exact same time GWB is NO LONGER president....I dont know which to cheer for more????

How is the step dancing?

Also how is your wifes broken, was it ankle?

 

[JARNJ3]

'Evening Fellow Liberals!

I found this blog entry on Talking Points Memo very amusing regarding Norm Coleman.

http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpo...lawsuit_this_whole_election_stinks_--_and.php

The Bottom Line
The Coleman campaign alleges that the whole election was tainted, from Election Day through the recount, and the numbers should be changed so that the race is awarded to him. If it doesn't happen, they could potentially appeal for a long time, and then take the dispute all the way back to the Senate if they lose.

And let's not forget the words of lead Coleman lawyer Fritz Knaak yesterday: "Technically, we could actually redo the entire recount. I'll let you know right now that's not in the plans."

 

[chrisw127]

Happy 10th Anniversary, Chris!!!!!!!

I hope you both enjoyed your meatloaf!







Coulter is all slash-n-burn. I can only believe that people buy her books because people find her viewpoints to be very bizarre, not because they agree with her. Kind of like when you go to the zoo, you like to sit and watch the monkeys to see what they are up to because the things they do sometimes are so outlandish.


Yay!!!!! Less than 2 weeks to go and an 82% approval rating!!!

Hahaha. The meatloaf was fabulous. Actually, it was rather dense and not so satisfying. We've decided to make it every year and call it a tradition. I did tell my husband he's lucky I don't like jewelery. I think my husband gets off cheap on anniversaries and other occasions where men are expected to give gifts--he just has to go to Williams-Sonoma, which indirectly benefits him anyway. Next year, I'm going to start making demands!

 

[chrisw127]

hey friends....less then two weeks to go to the ultimate Split personality experience...

1st, at 12pm obama will be president, and that will be thrilling.....then at the exact same time GWB is NO LONGER president....I dont know which to cheer for more????

Good point. I saw GWB on MSNBC last night. He almost seemed a little pitiful.

 

[chrisw127]

I thought she looked as though she was impaired..anyone else?

She reminds me of bacon. Very thin. Although bacon is good and she is not. In fact, maybe it's important that I stop thinking about AC and bacon in the same sentence. Wouldn't want to ruin bacon.

I think it might be interesting to be in a room with her while she's eating. Something tells me she runs to the bathroom right afterwards.

Sad.

 

[chrisw127]

People, seriously. How do I quote multiple times in the same post.

It's making me soooo sad.

 

[disneyjunkie]

People, seriously. How do I quote multiple times in the same post.

It's making me soooo sad.

Click the box with the " and + signs in the lower right hand of each post you want to quote. When you click on post, you will see quote.

 

[BunsenH]

According to Ann Coulter, hero to a few , society is crumbling solely because of single mothers! I wonder if she is selective about which single mothers are responsible or does she mean all?

http://living.aol.com/morning-rush/.../2378941?icid=200100397x1216773999x1201074668

Did she mention Bristol Palin as an example?