THE LIBERAL THREAD #3- No Debate Please

[profdsny]

Now that's quite a list. It must be hard to remember them all.

Some of them have them tattooed on their eyelids.

 

[Slapstick]

You forgot one. If you can't dispute it, report it to the mods.

 

[Charade]

You forgot one. If you can't dispute it, report it to the mods.

Whoever does that is a sissy.

But that goes both ways Slappy.

 

[ConcKahuna]

Whoever does that is a sissy.

But that goes both ways Slappy.

Pfft, I only report spam or really vulgar attacks. Minor jabs I could care less about (although I've gotten points for them LOL).

 

[JARNJ3]

Wow - that list is spot on.....

 

[Oreo Cookie]

The list is oh so true!

 

[maidenfairy]

Here is a pic of the tree so far. It is almost done.

 

[chrisw127]

Good afternoon!

I found a list that I thought was too perfect not to share:

"The Rules of Conservative Correctness"

1) if anyone disagrees with you, they are a "Democrat."

2) if anyone argues with you, they are a "Liberal."

3) if they argue with you and actually present data (formerly known as
"debating"), shrug it off as "propaganda from the Liberal Media."

4) if you cannot rebut the argument pick on details such as
misspellings, improper punctuation or taglines.

5) If your opponent has an unrefutable argument, change the subject.

6) if your opponent consistently overturns your "correct" stories (anything
told by Rush Limbaugh), use ad hominem attacks.

7) anyone who puts life over profits is a "tree hugger."

8) anyone who refutes or debates "correct" science (Creationism, Ecological
Stability) is a "sky-is-falling" reactionary.

9) anyone who opposes the melding of religion and government is one of the
"liberals" who helped create the rampant immorality today.

10) any federal program created by a Democrat, or that "looks" Democratic is
"socialistic."

11) dismantling programs and restrictions on spending then sending the money
to states as a "block grant" is better than having a standardized Federal
program with rules.

12) giving tax money to People is "enslaving them," giving tax money to
Corporations is "making jobs."

13) anything that does not turn a profit for private corporations is "an
elitist" operation.

14) always take everything personally.

15) whatever your weakness is, blame it on your opponent.

16) the more narrow and prejudiced your sources, the more you project that
onto your opponent.

17) when your opponent attacks a Republican/conservative President's
policies, blame them on a Democratic Congress (or vice versa).

18) when quoting your opponent, edit his words to conform to "correctness."

19) anyone who reads anything beyond "the Limbaugh Letter" is an "ivory
tower intellectual."

20) when all else fails, lie.

Wow. That's frighteningly on target.

Speaking of Target, I went there today.

Okay, that's not really relevant.

 

[chrisw127]

Here is a pic of the tree so far. It is almost done.

My husband likes your tree.

 

[chrisw127]

Whoever does that is a sissy.

But that goes both ways Slappy.

For once, we agree. I guess they're the ones who are all for political correctness.

 

[Slapstick]

I went to Target today too!!

I did liberal spending!

 

[chrisw127]

I went to Target today too!!

I did liberal spending!

Thank goodness it wasn't Walmart. Walmart is the devil (yes, I'm quoting The Waterboy once again).

 

[Slapstick]

Thank goodness it wasn't Walmart. Walmart is the devil (yes, I'm quoting The Waterboy once again).

We would have stopped there too but we didn't have time.

 

[chrisw127]

We would have stopped there too but we didn't have time.

I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

My tears are falling into my herbal tea. I'm going to meditate now.

Sniffle.

 

[mirmartinez]

I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

My tears are falling into my herbal tea. I'm going to meditate now.

Sniffle.

I had to go to walmart on Thanksgiving, afterwards I did the liberal cleansing dance.

 

[Slapstick]

I usually use Koolaid Colonics after I venture into Walmart. Use it liberally.

 

[mirmartinez]

I usually use Koolaid Colonics after I venture into Walmart. Use it liberally.

It works quite well when used liberally.

 

[gmboy95]

I usually use Koolaid Colonics after I venture into Walmart. Use it liberally.

disturbing!!!

 

[Goofyluver]

I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.

My tears are falling into my herbal tea. I'm going to meditate now.

Sniffle.

Don't forget your patchouli!!!!

 

[profdsny]

You forgot one. If you can't dispute it, report it to the mods.

That's probably number one. The most important rule. Go crying that the big bad truth squad is picking on you.