"Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck
Cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic that never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
All you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Mr. Aladdin sir what will you pleasure be?
Let me take your order
jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
no no no
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir
We pride our selves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours true dish
How bout a little more Baklava?
Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You aint never had a friend like me
Can you friends do this?
Can your friends do that?
Can you friends pull this, out their little hat?
Can your friends go whooo!
Well looky here!
Can your friends go abracadbra let it rip!
And then make the sucker disapeaaaaaaaaaaar!
So don't you sit there slack-jawed
Buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midnight prayers
You got me bona fide certified
You got a genie chare d'affaires
I got a power urge to help you out
What's you wish I really want know
You got a list that's three miles long no doubt
All you gotta do rub like so
Mister Aladdin sir
Have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job
You big nebob
You aint never had a friend, never had a friend
You aint never had a friend, never had a friend
You aint never had a friend like meeeeeeee!
You aint never had a friend like me."