The Last Word Ski Lodge

[Pam]

I totally can't believe you caught that...I was going to write (sic) afterwards but thought oh heck...she's a newspaper woman...she MIGHT just catch it!!!

Yes, I did catch that one - but let me tell you - I've let some doozies slip by me and they are immortalized forever in print!

Pam

 

[Pam]

Pssstttt...... should we let Kimmie swing over there on the Dead Posts Thread, or should one of us go and rescue her??

Pam

 

[Kama89]

We're going to put Apolo in one while she is gone and we are going to post THAT on the DIS! Of course he will be in the cage in his thongy thingy. )Oh, don't worry Kim, we will be taking good care of him)

Sheesh... have all the fun when I'm gone why dont'cha!

 

[Meriweather]

I'm still here...for now Jeannie
I leave for the airport in about 3 1/2 hours.

I'm getting nervous!

That chocolate I ate was Halloween candy too, Pam. But not leftover Boughten on sale after...gotta love those sales!!

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Pam
So, when they called you sweet cakes, which cheeks were they pinching?

I still can't sit down..... So I'm sure you can guess.

Originally posted by Kama89
Kimmie + thong= Ick ick ick!! Oh that would not be good.... noooo, not good at all!!

I will obviously have a different opinion on this. I ask for photographic evidence, tho. Although that will just support my theory:
Kimmie + thong =
Well, to the male population anyway.

 

[Kama89]

Pssstttt...... should we let Kimmie swing over there on the Dead Posts Thread, or should one of us go and rescue her??

I heard that. Someone saaaaaave me quick....I'm drowning over there. Shee... some friends ya'll are. Jay are you still there?!? HELP!!!

I will obviously have a different opinion on this. I ask for photographic evidence, tho. Although that will just support my theory:

Evidence! Ack! Noooooo. *Kim will be spending her entire vacation sitting down now..... unlike Jay, who CANNOT sit down.*

 

[Pam]

Ohhhhh...... Hi Kimmie, didn't know you were still here!!

I was just coming to save you, honest!!
Pam

 

[newmousecateer]

Dance of the VEALS! bwaahhaaa! I love it. That's Pam's dance alright! (Pam dancing around a pot of roadkill/veal stew, singing in wierd language only an animal can understand)

Marilyn puts a sprig of eidelweiss behind Alex's ear) Go upstairs dear, you do not want to see this dance your first night at the lodge. Geez Pam, don't scare the poor child his first night here!

Jay, get the camera rolling. This should be better than the nekked YaYa dance. (Oh by the way Pam, I did you a favor and ironed your underwear)

Evidence! Ack! Noooooo. *Kim will be spending her entire vacation sitting down now..... unlike Jay, who CANNOT sit down.*

Jay, just go out and ski with granny! She is in a hot pink spandex outfit with bunny fur around the butt, cuffs and ankles. She looks soooo cute. It's a good thing we were able to replace her wheelchair wheels with skiis. Hang on to the back of her darling.........wheeeeeeeee, there they go!

Yes, coming Alex. He wants to feed me chocolate covered stawberries. Sorry, got to go now

 

[jldriscoll]

Ok Kim...I'm here! (what a pain of a day) I'm ready to defend our guy!!! THere will be no Apolo cage swinging as long as I am around

Nancy, have a safe flight and loads of fun while you are away!! You will be missed!

 

[Pam]

Hi YaYas - I'm writing this from the hospital ER........ the emergency techs were gracious enough to put Kim, Jay and I in adjoining rooms while they are working on us.

It's kinda of a long (and funny, but not too funny) story about how we ended up here.....


It all started when I was preparing to do my Exotic Dance Of The Seven Veils........ well, Jeannie got me to thinking - it is only 15º outside tonight, and I always perform the dance outside...... the veils could freeze to my flesh. So, I say to myself, "Pam, what the heck! Go for it - try Jeannie's suggestion of veal." So I do it- I tie 7 pieces of veal to my body with string.

About that time, Kim comes over for coffee and a bowl of stew. She decides she wants to dance, too. Only she is gonna wear her thong and "I Love Apolo" crop top, complete with his photo emblazoned on it. I tried to explain my reasoning about the thong freezing but she wouldn't budge.....

We headed off to the woods, walking very quickly as the snow has very cold on our piggies. We could spy Jay skulking behind us, with his videocamera. He as dressed in camo, with little tree twigs stuck in his ears and clothing.

For a few moments, all was bliss - Kim and I were so "one with the universe" as we pranced and twirled. I tell you, it was so liberating. Although, if truth be told, the veal did leave a couple of marks from slapping against my nekkid body.

And then all beezeebus broke lose!! The scent of the raw veal attracted a pack of wild dogs. They leapt from the woods, their giant fang teeth were gnashing and snarling. I automatically went into the fetal position, to protect my cha-chas. I cried for Jay to come and protect Kim and I - but alas! His tongue, which was hanging out the entire time Kim and I were doing our Exotic Dance, had become frozen to the lenses of the camcorder.

Kim was valiantly trying to make her way over to distract the dogs from my body, but her thong had frozen to her...... well, it was frozen, ok! And of course Apolo's furry little face was solid on her boobies. ( I personally think she like that!)

Kim finally made it over to me and got the veal untied from my body. With a herculean effort, she heaved what was left of the 7 pieces of veal into the brush and the pack of dogs took after it.

Somehow we made our way to Jay's car and got to the emergency room. The doctors are confident they will have Kim thawed out in a couple more hours. Jay's tongue should also be free and without any lasting harm.

They have swabbed my buttocks with peroxide and will commence with the stitching in any moment. The doctors assure me there will be no permanent scars.

Pam

 

[NHAnn]

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!!!

Hello.....are the guest rooms furnished yet? Or do we just crash on the floor?

I'lll hang the drapes in there if you want?

Nice place you've got here


PAM!!

 

[newmousecateer]

Pam

Bwwwaaahhhaaa!

Geez Kim, Apolo stuck to your boobies. Oh, quit giggling girl!

Jay, Jay, Jay......your poor tongue. How in the world are you going to, ummmmm, use it now?

Oh dear Pam...stitched buttocks. How sad.....Bwwaaahhhaaa.. Just make sure they don't stitch them together!

 

[Pam]

Marilyn,
Quit making cracks about well..... about my crack!

Now you tell me that you had my undergarments!
Pam

 

[Dream]

Pam...I got nothin!!! There is just NOTHIN to say....nothin!
(hee hee snicker snicker HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA)

 

[bfeller]

I just got a few minutes to check in and see what is going on. I haven't read beyond this page but from what I read Pam and Kim have been having a great time.

So how have all the Ya Yas been?

 

[iluvorlando]

Well, Betty, you just missed my birthday trip to Vegas. I know you were there in spirit though.

Pam, I LOVED my story!! Thank you soooo much. Even DH liked it! Thank you!! And the story here, OMG!! I am ROFLOL!!

Guess what I saw tonight? I saw a LIVE armadillo! Ya know, Pam's normal roadkill fare (which is quite tasty I might add!). Too bad it ran into my IL's bushes. Oh, I also saw some bambi's over behind there house too, last week. Cool huh? Even in Orlando, there is still wildlife!! (No, not that kind Jay! )

Thank you sooo much for the birthday wishes, you all made my day!! Kim, I need the happy bouncy guy!!

Well, I am off to surf for a bit! I'll be back!!

 

[Pam]

Happy Birthday again, Michele!

Glad you liked the story (and your DH, too!)

Pam

 

[Dream]

Ladies and gentleman (term used loosely here...hee hee)!! May I attrract your attention to the CB where I have just started a Non-Con PARTY thread!!!!! I think it could use some Ya Ya help to get started!!!!! Sooooo...all of us sad and pouting about NOT being in the "World" tomorrow.......check out the thread and help me start a party to rock the CB!!!!!

 

[bfeller]

Happy Birthday Michele. I knew my ears were burning today while I was at school. I now know it was Pam writing about the birthday trip.

I just finished reading about the trip. Pam did a great job. I think she should stick to trip planning and quit cooking. I have decided that the next time she makes a varment stew, I am going to start calling her Granny Clampett.


Hey Jodie, where is our Elder Ya Ya room?

 

[Kama89]

ROTFLOL!!! Oh my God.... *snicker snicker.....snort snort (no I don't REALLY snort) who needs to go to DisneyWorld.... all the fun is here!! LOL!!!!

Granny's in hot pink spandex... *I'm jealous! I'm the only one allowed to wear spandex around here!!* Pam's buttocks are being.... uh, sewn.... Apolo is frozen on my .... and Jay's tongue is boo boo'ed... (poor baby! ) Tree twigs in his *snicker snicker* ears! Hee hee hee!! Hooo weee!!!!

So is there any chance that we'll make it back to the Ski Lodge tonight where we can nurse our wounds in peace... it's hard to rest here at the hospital... everyone that walks by our rooms peers in, points, laughs and runs away to get a friend. It's really getting annoying.

No more veal dancing for me!! I'm headed for the lodge spa to thaw out this shirt.