The Last Word Mansion!

[helenabear]

Evening all! It's been rather quiet here today, hasn't it?

 

[jldriscoll]

Hi Elaine!! It's really quiet here now.

Just you and me I think

 

[lilboo]

...these sound pretty good so far.
1. No shirts on Cabana Boys

2. Only bikini's (in the beach house ALL YaYa's weight a svelte 110 lbs) and wrap-a-rounds for the YaYa's (oh Jay, you can skip the bikini top...the wrap-a-round is strictly up to you)

3. Speedos for the Cabana Boys

4. Granny is not allowed to wear ANY type of bathing suit.

5. Surf &Turf for dinner every night! (FRESH seafood!)

6.If you swim at night, you MUST have a "lookout"...remember SSB....skinny dipping ONLY!!!

7.Windows open to the seabreeze at all times (It will be a perfect 75 degrees in the beach house all the time)

8.New cabana boys if we desire

9. All beach house windows must have lighthouse proof window shades!('cause of Peepin' Pam-naughty!)

and....'course may NOT be a Beach House...may be an igloo...teepee..???

HAPPY B-DAY BETTY SKETTI!!!!!
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[damom2daboyz]

Helenabear-

(bowing humbly in the presence of royalty)

I am soooo sorryyy about Antonio. Will you please forgive me?

Does anyone know where I can find an available hunk???

(snaps fingers as Mel passes) Oh cabana boy...why don't you come over here and tell me about your little friends??!!(points toward the bronzen bodies massaging other YaYas)

 

[damom2daboyz]

(Mel and Deb whispering)

A vote for new cabana boys, did someone say??? In that case how about Keifer Sutherland??? Or Emilo Estevez???

(Mel walks off as Deb wipes the sweat from her face and wrings her hands)

I'll be back later...I need a cold shower.

 

[yensid1071]

Hello ladies. Looks like you've been busy again here in the Mansion today. Talk of a lighthouse, food, skinny dipping, bikinis and packing for the next house.

Happy birthday Betty!!!

Okay, while I'm sure all of our Ya Ya sisters will look stunning in their little bikinis, I'm going to wear a regular, ordinary swimsuit. No speedo, thank you very much. Even if I'm perfectly cut & all, I'm still a bit modest. And speaking of modest, that skinny dipping thing holds a great deal of potential.

Now for the food. I'm not much on seafood, so I'll take steaks and the like. About anything we can toss on a grill should do.

I vote for beach house too. Just something about the rolling surf and all. 'Course, hurricane season could be a downer. Then again, we'll be out of the next few mansions before it rolls around again.

As far as mermaid/mermen go, there's a country song from the by Bobby Bare called, appropriately, "The Mermaid." There's a very important lesson in that song.


Hi Kimmie!!

 

[helenabear]

Debbie, no worries there... actually I think if you want Emilio here all you have to do is invite him yourself.

Well Jennifer, it was peaceful here for a short while wasn't it?

 

[lilboo]

Jay-I JUST bought Epi-2 but they only had FULLSCREEN-ugh!!!!
I bought it anyway-thanks for the hot tip.

 

[Meriweather]

Originally posted by LucyStorm
Originally posted by Meriweather:


Well of course I am! Thank you Nancy!

Hehehehe.....especially when you are shoving chocolate in your face

 

[Meriweather]

Okay...first things first.....well, after that comment to Bonnie

This is from Carol....................so I'm posting for her.


<<<I've tried several times to get on the boards, no joy. I can't even read them. Please could you wish Betty a happy birthday for me and tell Laura /Lars hello! Thanks!

 

[Meriweather]

Okay...why didn't her message show up?

Trying again........

From CAROL>>>>>>>>>


I've tried several times to get on the boards, no joy. I can't even read them. Please could you wish Betty a happy birthday for me and tell Laura /Lars hello! Thanks!

 

[jldriscoll]

Thanks Nancy! Poor Carol! I wondered where she was.

Who's going to keep a diary for her until she gets back?

 

[damom2daboyz]

ducking back in momentarily

Oooppss!! I almost forgot...Happy Birthday Betty!!!!

 

[helenabear]

Poor Carol!!! I hope she gets that all fixed soon!!

 

[Kama89]

Helenabear - (bowing humbly in the presence of royalty)

Bwhahahaha!!!!

Seafood?!?! Can I have all of the shrimp and oysters?!!? Huh? Huh...can I ~ can I?!?

 

[kejoda]

I'm sad one of our own can't get on the boards. How mean of the server to do that!

 

[Meriweather]

This is going VERY slow

I think any place we move needs to have an unlimited supply of chocolate.....I need it right now!! (and since we will all have perfect bodies.......I want a lot!!)

Okay....No cooking from Kim....thank you Jodie

I don't want seafood either Sorry......but the grill is good.
But not things Pam has come up with...no roadkill!!

Jodie gets to Dis the night away!! My DH leaves tomorrow morning until Sunday hehehe

I got Episode II today also.....but TRU was all out of DVDs And since Best Buy was another 20 miles, I just paid $15 at Target....widescreen Two copies....one for us and one for DS.....also got him Spiderman and Lord of the Rings special edition.
I think we're having a movie kind of Christmas

Now I must grab a cabana boy or two and unload my car and get everything put away.

Oh....Jeannie, what happened to the photo of Maurice with NO shirt!! That one was much better!

 

[kejoda]

Originally posted by Kama89
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Seafood?!?! Can I have all of the shrimp and oysters?!!? Huh? Huh...can I ~ can I?!?

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You can have my share Kim. I'll go for the steak, As long as Pam didn't cook it.

 

[helenabear]

Zippit Kimmie!!! You're a twit!

Although I do like this guy

And at times hyper really fits you anyway

Oh and you can have all my sea food... I hate it.

Question, I have never liked bikinis... are tankinis allowed?

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by damom2daboyz
Helenabear-

(bowing humbly in the presence of royalty)

I am soooo sorryyy about Antonio. Will you please forgive me?

I tittered at that also...
Damom, after the alleged hooking up between Elaine and a certain skater...the gloves are off! Cabana boys can freely be seduced including Elaine's own BooBoo-feel free to dip a toe in his POOL of LOVE. (what's the matter with me these days? )

Nancy-I found a better res picture of Maurice but if it's shirtless you want, it's shirtless you get... Aaaugh...you're one of those widescreen EPi2 hogs!!!! All sold out by me.