The Last Word Mansion!

[Pam]

Sigh.......

Some freakin' afternoons it's just like this!

I give up! I am throwing up my hands in the air in disgust! I toss in the towel! (And the strainer full of sketti, too!)

It is days like this that I wonder why I am not celibate!!!!

You win, Jennifer, the great and mighty neener-weiner dork! You can have Harrison. Never darken the doorway of my poolside room again. Do not come begging to use my heart-shaped red velvet bed WITH the mirrors on top for your trysts with Harrison. Nope - not gonna do it.

I have picked a new Cabana Boy/Man. Someone please mark him down as mine, all mine. Hmmmmmmm.............. who shall it be? Ok - it's Heath Ledger - from The Patriot. I am also bringing Robin Williams along, he is cute and cuddly and makes me laugh.

Pam

 

[Dream]

Kim! That Dad was such a dork!!!!
Here...you may use my fork!!!
If soon your Cam does get the flu
I would send that Dad some stew
Cooked by Pam from fresh road kill
It would certainly fit the bill!!!!!!

 

[kejoda]

Robin williams will be fun to have around. Can we all join in on the joke?

 

[Pam]

Beccy,
Wellllllll......... maybe you, since you asked so nicely! And also because you haven't been mean to me yet!
Pam

 

[Dream]

What joke?

 

[Pam]

Oh Heath, you are so cute and so young and so interesting! Stop that now!! giggle, giggle!!

You're gonna make all the other YaYas insane with jealousy!!

Pam

 

[Pam]

Jodie, Jodie, don't you hurl -
I have some soup and yes, it's squirrel!!

Sit right down and grab a spoon,
(did I tell you the asylum said I'm a loon?"

I've doctored the soup with a little "spice"
And it's all for you for being so "nice"!
Pam

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Here ya go, Pam........

 

[Pam]

Thanks, Beth!!

Heath looks even better in his Patriot days.....

Robin is just so adorable!
Pam

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Special delivery for kejoda!!

 

[Dream]

Pam ,Pam
Thank you ma'am
But..well...your soup
I hear is full of poop!
And that "spice"?
I hear it's not very nice!
That you're a loon I do believe
And the straight jacket I will now retreive!
Thank you for your offer to dine
But I'll save my soup for Kim's neighbor...the swine!!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Hi all!

Getting ready to cook an early dinner since mini yaya's are spending the night at the IL's.

I'll catch up later!

Nice to see the new tags too!

Michele

 

[Pam]

Ummm, Jodie, dear,
Please have no fear.

Now, Jodie, looky-looky,
you've been mis-informed about my cookies!

Here's the truth, here's the scoop,
I've never baked anything with poop!

It's true I've experimented with goose,
but those cookies were made of intestines from the moose!

Pam

 

[Kama89]

Originally posted by Dream
Kim! That Dad was such a dork!!!!
Here...you may use my fork!!!
If soon your Cam does get the flu
I would send that Dad some stew
Cooked by Pam from fresh road kill
It would certainly fit the bill!!!!!!

Excellent plan, Snow. If he thinks he was sick BEFORE, he ain't seen nothin' yet.

Hi Michele!

 

[Meriweather]

Beep...beep....beep....
come on Jennifer!! We have to hurry and get Carol before the party starts ......(there is still a party isn't there...sorry, I'm behind again!)

Grab Harrison and jump in the car with Maurice and me and we'll be off!!

Hi Lars

 

[Pam]

Michele,
I could have cooked supper for your family!!

Kim,
You were mean to me, too!! And old mean Jodie even called Kim - a, a, a swine!!
Pam

 

[Meriweather]

Jay...so Best Buy will match prices eh?
Hmmm....I was going to stop at TRU tomorrow and see if they even have the DVD.....but I may be too late.
I need 2 though....so even if they do, I might have to go to Best Buy......wish it was closer.
But I'm going to Costco too.

So many places to go....so little time

Jennifer....you have met one more Dis person than I have
but I plan on remedying that soon......I'm going to meet Elaine!!
And who ever else is with her............hehehe.....

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by Meriweather
Beep...beep....beep....
come on Jennifer!! We have to hurry and get Carol before the party starts ......(there is still a party isn't there...sorry, I'm behind again!)

Grab Harrison and jump in the car with Maurice and me and we'll be off!!

Hi Lars

I'm in!!....how far to Germany?........are we there yet???

Great verse tonight Jodie...you're in rare form!! You too Pam!

 

[Pam]

Nancy,
Jennifer had to leave - something suddenly came up. She left you a note.

Here - let me read it to you:

Dear Nancy, Sorry I had to leave, but something suddenly came up! Please leave Harrison at the mansion with Pam. I am going out on the town with "The Wiggles" in their big, red car. I will have so much fun with them (we'll be singing and dancing and having all sorts of fun!) I don't need Harrison anymore. Thank-you very much. Love, Jennifer

Well, that's that. Let me grab my coat AND Harrison and we'll be right out to go partying with you and Carol and Maurice.

Pam

 

[Meriweather]

I think we will have to wake Carol up!!
Hope she is packed and ready to go.......
Maybe we can grab one of those fabulous cakes she is talking about!!