Ladies, Ladies, Ladies!!!!! Tsk-Tsk such behavior!! I've only been here a few days, I take off to go see my MIL and everything disintigrates!!!!
Good thing I brought back some of NJ's finest! These gentlemen will henceforth be guarding all the entrances and exits (including the secret passage you think I don't know about!) of Marilyn/Carol/Beth's room. Anybody tries to mess with my sis's lime green antlers, tries to filch the disco ball, the surround sound stereo or our new laser lights or the six cases of wine I just got put away, will pay, and pay dearly. These guys are mean (shoot, they give you a ticket for driving in the left lane if you're not passing someone!!) and they have BIG HANDS.
Now I'm off to the kitchen to bake up a huge batch of Ghirardelli double chocolate chunk brownies. I also have real vanilla bean ice cream and hot fudge for anybody who wants a sundae. I love my new Ya Ya sisters and want us to be a HAPPY family. Let's all have dessert and make up!!!
By the way, Mel Gibson will be arriving tomorrow to take up special duty as my co-houseboy with Patrick Stewart. Sorry, girls, I need LOTS of attention and simply MUST have two! Captain Picard, this way please............
Night all!!!
Beth