The Last Word Mansion!

[newmousecateer]

Jay came out to play! (Careful Jay, Kim said we were supposed to leave you alone today)

I hope Kim has had a talk with "you know who" about "you know what". Put a hula skirt on that guy and he goes bonkers.
(of course, seeing Kim do the hula might be the reason for his bonkerism)

Ahem Sherry, I believe that halo of yours is a little "tilted".

And Kim, you better hide all the film in the mansion or Jay may take over the basement to use as his own little photo lab...

 

[newmousecateer]

Where does my tank disappear to in my siggy??!!

 

[Meriweather]

Just popping in for a second......no AMC!! (until later)
Pres. speech instead (he has such BAD timing!).

Seems like a quiet afternoon in the mansion.

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Yes, Nancy, it is WAY too quiet here this afternoon. Do you suppose somebody is up to something??!!!

Tell ya what, the stereo just got installed, let's run a couple of speakers down to the kitchen and crank it up while we make some of those yummy peanut butter cookies with the hershey's kisses on top! You pick the music, this time, and we'll dance around the kitchen with the cabana boys!!!

Beth

 

[dizneenut]

AACK!! Someone pass me a slushie/smoothie QUICK!!
DS missed 2 days of school so he had all his makeup homework to do....it took us 2 1/2 hours! And this is for FIRST GRADE!!! My 6th grader missed 2 days this week and didn't have that much homework!
I am soooo glad that is done! My boys have tomorrow off so I wanted to make sure it got finished tonight so we didn't forget it over the weekend.

Nancy, bummer that the Pres. cut into your AMC. He didn't cut in here until One Life To Live so I was able to see AMC.

 

[yensid1071]

Just had a minute to stop by and wanted to see if it was okay to install this Bose surround sound theater system in our main hall. I have one for my room too and if anyone else wants one, I'm sure we can get them. You'll have to get the cabana boys or houseboys to install it tho. I'm sure you'd just hate watching them work, wouldn't you? Awesome sound from those itty-bitty speakers!! Hey, didn't this mansion come w/ an intercom system? If not, I think we need to have that in the next one. Actually, someone make a note to have all of the rooms wired for stereo/surround sound, HDTV/satellite TV and computer access.

Hope everyone is having a good day today.

 

[lilboo]

For days now, the ladies of the Last Word Mansion had been complaining of "strange noises" and horrific odors-odors, erroneously attributed to Pam or Marilyn's eclectic cooking- coming from the basement. Marilyn, assuming they had rats down there, grabs her musket and looks forward to catchin' some good eatin' only to find the door is securely locked.

IN THE GARDEN:

APOLO: Mistress Kim, please I beg you...
KIM: Oh babyface, I love it when you beg...let's get busy!
APOLO: NO! Mistress, you misunderstand...your diabolical cloning experiment... we cannot go forward...look what happened to Mistress Sherry's clone!...It is a failure.
KIM: Now, look here-I'M the BRAINS of this operation, you get me? You just sit there looking pretty and why don't you BEND WAAAAAY down and pick up that hair clip for me...hmm? The girls are just going to LOOOOVE my Christmas gift to them...an Apolo clone for each and every YaYa!..Ho-ho...I love me!!! Heeee.
APOLO: Mistress...

***Apolo's hands tremble and the soul patch on his face quivers with a life of its own as if it were a little animal. He launches into a tale of genetic splicing gone horribly astray.... Kim's face clouds over as panic and horror sets in...***

KIM: You're a WHAA!!!? Oooh, let's get bus..I mean, to the laboratory, Cronk...I mean, Apolo! I must find the fastest way to destroy this!

***Kim desperately hunts down her personal recipe files but realizes....IT IS TOO LATE!!!!!!!! Emerging from the darkness of the basement....Apolo's hidden genetic structure could no longer be denied. ***

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KIM: Call the POLICE!!! The fire department! And that young Dr. MARTIN with his beautiful broad ches...I mean, smile. She peeks into the basement and looks at her little Apolo/Ewoks. She is repulsed and yet strangely, inexplicably ENTHRALLED. Giddy, even.

KIM: Now.... how good are you boys with MASSING...hmm?

 

[jldriscoll]

WOW Jeannie!!! That was amazing!!!

Have a little time on your hands did you?

We are going to have to call you creative yaya!!!

JAy, one of the things dh did while he was off work was install bose speakers in our family room. Fished the wires through the walls himself and everything. They are really great aren't they!!! If you need any help with the installation, I still have all the tools.

Poor Sherry I have no smoothies....but some yummy hot spiced cider if you want it! (See Betty if you want it spicked ) Glad it's all done!!

Nancy....I think I gave Carol a headache this morning It's bed time over there isn't it? I hope she's feeling better!!!

 

[Dream]

OMG!!!!! bWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Meriweather]

Originally posted by CrazyBoutDisney
Yes, Nancy, it is WAY too quiet here this afternoon. Do you suppose somebody is up to something??!!!

Tell ya what, the stereo just got installed, let's run a couple of speakers down to the kitchen and crank it up while we make some of those yummy peanut butter cookies with the hershey's kisses on top! You pick the music, this time, and we'll dance around the kitchen with the cabana boys!!!

Beth

Sounds good....Marilyn was just saying she wanted cookies tonight too!!

Come on boys....let's get movin'

 

[Meriweather]

OMG Jeannie that is amazing!!
I can't even post a picture, or a non-Dis smiley

Jennifer, yes, Carol must be asleep by now....don't ya hear that snoring?

 

[lilboo]

Had a really good session with my thesis advisortoday...for the moment, the monkey is off my back and I can finally get back to some good Survivor watchin'...

 

[newmousecateer]

Jeannie

An Apolowok! Totally awesome. You better go hide behind someones avatar before Kim gets home.

Alright. Nancy and Beth are baking cookies, Jennifer is making spiced (spiked?) cider. It's gonna be a "curl up in the mansion" type night, until Pam gets here, and until Kim starts yelling at Jeannie, and until Betty and Bonnie show up, and then everyone else.....and, oh, forget about it. Lets party!

Oh, how sad, it is time to leave work. Now off to job #2. Lamb chops, asparagus, oven browned potatoes and rolls. Does that man of mine know how good he has it??

Later YaYa's.

 

[iluvorlando]

Hi all!

Jeannie, I just cannot believe your talent!

Well, I may be less two petite ya yas. I just caught them jump/walking from their beds on to the top of their dresser and jumping to the other bed.

Be back in a little!

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by iluvorlando
Hi all!

Jeannie, I just cannot believe your talent!

Well, I may be less two petite ya yas. I just caught them jump/walking from their beds on to the top of their dresser and jumping to the other bed.

Be back in a little!

I have more than once threatened to sell my children to gypsies!!! Want their addess???

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

I'm right behind ya, Marilyn! QUITTIN' TIME!!!!

It's allergy shot night, so give me a couple hours and I'll be back at the mansion. It's chicken paprikosh, rice, and snow peas for my hubby!

Nancy, please don't wear the boys out--we're partyin' tonight!!!

Later, everybody

p.s. Jeannie--you are somthin' else, girl!!!!! Wish I was that talented! But, like Nancy, I can barely do more than Dis smilies.

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by lilboo
Had a really good session with my thesis advisortoday...for the moment, the monkey is off my back and I can finally get back to some good Survivor watchin'...

Good for you Jeannie!!!

I authorize a little extra Survivor talk time here in the mansion just for you!

 

[bfeller]

Ya Ya's I'm home!!!!! Wow something smells great! Must be cookies. Marilyn dinner looks delicious. Did you make enough for me?

SURVIVOR IS ON TONIGHT!!!!!!!

Pam, the slush fund belongs to Jennifer. She found some extra money a month or so ago. So you better be hiding from her. She is the treasurer. Also the Elder Ya Ya's do not, I repeat do not bow nor do we expect anyone to bow to us. We are all equals here until the Elders(Bonnie, Jodie, Marilyn and I) say so.

Jeannie, you never cease to amaze me. You are the mastermostcreativedork. You are awesome!!!!! Apolowok is great.

Oh, Bonnie we have another word for the dictionary:

spicked=when Betty adds alcohol to a beverage for another Ya Ya. (This one belongs to Jennifer)

I will most probably not have my ornament mailed until early next week. So the Ya Ya that was lucky enough to have me get your name, just know that I am looking for some other things for your family. You must be patient. We all know how understanding our DH's and petite Ya Ya's are. We must bribe them.

 

[Pam]

Jeannie,
Two thumbs up! An Apolowok!! Every YaYa should have one!!
Pam

 

[iluvorlando]

Ok, I have a question. I am just wondering why Bonnie and Kim get ya ya sister in their tag and I got ya ya something or other?
I would REALLY appreciate it if the tag fairy could change it to match Bonnie and Kim's pretty please? I'm clapping and I believe.
Thank you!

Jennifer, yes, please forward that address asap. They are now fighting over blocks.

Beth, you are a party animal!!

Jeannie! YES!! Extra survivor time!!

I authorize a little extra Survivor talk time here in the mansion just for you!