The Last Word Beach House

[lilboo]

Look out for Peepin' Pam and Browsin' Bonnie!

***lilboo quickly grabs up beth's discarded clothes and hides them in Kim's room and then runs Beth's brassiere up the beach house flag pole...heehee***

I may turn in early tonight Nancy..but maybe I'll see ya in a bit!

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by jldriscoll
I'll take some From Russia with Buzz please!!! Coffe Toffee Crunch comes a close second!!! It's the one I can find most often too.

Must be symptoms of amnesia...I can't tell if y'all are playin' with me...is there really a Russia with Buzz flavor?? Is it spiked with Vodka?? I mean it sounds fantastic!

Good night Jennifer! Sorry about calling attention to your bosom!

 

[yensid1071]

Hi everyone!

Originally posted by lilboo
Come over to the darkside...we've got soft porn stars and shirtless slabs of hottie meat.

See, now if *I* would have said this, I probably would have been flamed. And I bet I'm the only one who had a different mental image of the hotties, too. Topless?!?!? Hmmmmm You people are being mean to me.

Besides, I turn on my TV a little while ago & what do I see? Yep, the aforementioned soft porn. But those advertisers paid sooooo much money for that air time, I felt obligated to watch. As a redblooded American male, it's the least I could do. I'm supporting our economy by watching the Victoria's Secret Porn Show, er, Lingere Show. Actually, I only caught the last few minutes of it. I was out Christmas shopping at Kohl's. Got a lot of stuff, so I'm close to being done!

And then I see you're all talking about how amply bosomed you all are. Man, did I pick a bad day to tune in late!!

Then there's Kim's story about people answering cel phones in bathrooms. I've witnessed this as well & couldn't figure out why they just couldn't wait. It's not like they'll be in there long! Sheesh...

Okay, I think I'm done. Time to go back to the Stars game (they're up 2-0 over Phoenix in the 2nd). Keep up this fun talk! It makes me read a lot more than skim!!




Hi Kimmie!!!

 

[helenabear]

Originally posted by jldriscoll
Last word.....I think Elaine is just Kim disguised as an angel!!

Huh... don't quite know what to make of that one

 

[yensid1071]

Wow, looks like I chased everyone off tonight. This beach house doesn't echo like the mansion, but it's still kinda creepy when it's empty like this.

Is it me or are the boards slow again?

Okay, please tell me none of you do this while shopping. While at Kohl's earlier, I was looking at some jewelry for my step-mom for Christmas. Nothing fancy, just a pendant or necklace. Well, I got to one display & this older lady w/ a shopping cart bulled her way in front of me from my right. I'm standing 6 inches from this display, then she uses this cart as a battering ram. Then she stops and points to something on the last row on the *right* side of the case to the saleslady that was helping her. She couldn't push the cart behind me and point to it from the side (the case was clear on all sides). Nooooooooooooo. She had to nearly take me out and tick me off in the process.

Okay, vent over. Hey, is anyone out there???

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by CrazyBoutDisney
There seems to be a skinny dipping party going on out there!! Hey!! She races back to the kitchen, shoves her ice cream bowl, spoon and all, into the freezer. Back to the den, peeling off shirt and jeans as she flies out the door to the beach.

Just make sure Bonnie doesn't have that camera out. Then again, the Ya Ya historian can document this for the archives. Being the gentleman I am, I volunteer my services. Just looking out for the good of the group, ya know!

 

[Kama89]

Just make sure Bonnie doesn't have that camera out. Then again, the Ya Ya historian can document this for the archives. Being the gentleman I am, I volunteer my services. Just looking out for the good of the group, ya know!

Such a selfless and generous offer you're making there Jay! What a guy!

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Kama89
Such a selfless and generous offer you're making there Jay! What a guy!

That's me. Always making sacrifices for the good of the group.



Hi Kimmie! Howya doin'?

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

It's not just you, Jay. In the last half hour, the boards have slowed waaaaaaaaaaaay down!!!

It's not just shopping carts used as battering rams, it's also kids in strollers!! Drives me absolutely bonkers! I do most of my shopping online at QVC, now. Too many people with too few manners. Takes all the fun out of shopping anymore.

By the way, I think the other girls are either watching that Bachelor show or hit the hay early. I'm headed in that direction myself now. 'Nite Jay! Help yourself to some of the Ben & Jerry's in the freezer!

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

You two behave, now, y'hear??!!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Finally. I couldn't post earlier. Well back from awana. Did I tell you that our director decided not to come back? Did I tell you who the new director is? Yes, you guessed it me. Nice huh?

Well, what is this about the oyster knife? I don't get it?

Hi Bonnie! How ya doin? How's life? What's new?

Who's DD is having a hard time? (((HUGS)))

Pam, didn't you even see me defending your cooking? I am crushed that I was so totally blown off.

Elaine, I could certainly meet early and then 11:15 sounds great for lunch. Can't wait.

Kim, does See's ring a bell? Just remember I am turning 32. (hint hint)

Jay that is totally unacceptable shopping behavior. This is why I'm not doing retail anymore.

Oh, don't forget I won't be around tomorrow night cuz....WE'RE GOING TO BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.

Elaine, I do hope your DH gets off the misguided notion that your team can beat Miami. Sure, it looks good typed, but when it comes to action....well, ya know? Hey, is he going to be with you at AK? I would love to meet him!

Well, all I am off to bed.. Have a great night.

Oh, I don't do skinny dipping. Sorry!

Hi Carol!!!!

 

[yensid1071]

Funny thing about Kohl's.... their shopping carts look like modified strollers. They have strollers too, so even people w/o kids can be dangerous. The lady sorta followed me & I was sooooo tempted to be "in her way" again and this time let her hit me. But I decided not to cause a scene to prove one person's stupidity. Someone might interpret my act as stupid. Didn't want that at all.

Night Beth! I may save the ice cream till tomorrow. It's a bit chilly outside, so I'm not really in an ice cream mood. But just wait till tomorrow.

Oh, I don't do skinny dipping. Sorry!

Awwww... but it's for the Ya Ya history books. Come on.... Join the fun. Everyone else is having a wonderful time!

Behave? Who? Me and Kim? Oh, don't worry about us. We really know how to behave! Don't we Kim?

 

[Dream]

OK I have just two things to say...maybe 3

I am loyal to my roomie!! Quit pickin on Bonnie or the smoothies go to the sharks!!

ARE YA"LL SKINNY DIPPING WITHOUT ME?????? HA ! I DON"T THINK SO!!!!!

Night Ya Yas!! the ocean calls!!!


Okay four things....missed ya'll today! I will try to play more tomorrow. But hmmmm....I don't remember anybody missing ME!! What the heck!! SURF"S UP!!!!

 

[Kama89]

Behave? Who? Me and Kim? Oh, don't worry about us. We really know how to behave! Don't we Kim?

Oh yes... we behave VERY well actually!

Rude people in stores!! Well....rude people anywhere for that matter is something I have very little tolerance for. Situations like that one, is typically the type of thing that causes me to snap and do something stupid or equally as rude. Me?! Go figure!?!

I remember Michele. I was just messin' with ya.

Jodie, I always notice when you're bright and smiling face isn't here. You brighten this thread in such a special way!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Thank you Jodie. Those young whippersnappers think they can run naked into the ocean and that they are having all the fun. Too bad that the cabana boys are all in here with us where the real fun is.

 

[Kama89]

Well, all I know is that Nutsy said some nameless cabana boy has my bikini! I'd certainly like to know how he got it because I didn't give it to him!!!

Skinny dipping in the ocean!?!? But what about Jaws!?!? He might bite....things. I'm headed to the spa.

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by Kama89
Rude people in stores!! Well....rude people anywhere for that matter is something I have very little tolerance for. Situations like that one, is typically the type of thing that causes me to snap and do something stupid or equally as rude.

Yeah, DW kept telling me not to make a scene. She said that I've already had one surgery & didn't want this lady really taking me out, causing me to have another. But I said, hey, I've seen pro wresting. I can take a fall & it won't hurt! I can make it look good! But she wouldn't let me. Took away all my fun.....

Hey, the battery on the camera and light went out. Who didn't recharge this thing?? Sheesh.... So much for documenting the whole skinny dipping festivities.

Originally posted by Kama89
Skinny dipping in the ocean!?!? But what about Jaws!?!? He might bite....things.

Um, Kimmie, you're telling this to a *GUY*??? Yep, I'm fully aware of this, ah, dilema. Want some company in the spa?

 

[Kama89]

Um, Kimmie, you're telling this to a *GUY*??? Yep, I'm fully aware of this, ah, dilema. Want some company in the spa?

Do I want company in the spa? Well of course! Ok....everybody out of the spa....out out out!! All cabana boys out... the girls are all waiting for you out on the beach, it's time for the campfire.... now scoot.

 

[Meriweather]

Howdy everybody.

Don't worry Kim and Jay...I won't look at the spa...really I won't. Even though the camera batteries are all recharged. No one will look....naw...not us

The cabana men aren't in there anyway....so no need to go that way.

Where's the "real" party tonight? Did I miss it? Sounds like everybody turned in early.

Did I hear ice cream and See's I love Sees.

 

[Meriweather]

Okay...doesn't look like anyone is around tonight........so guess I'll find something else to do.

Good morning Carol......and in case you didn't find it, Jennifer said to say good morning to you too

Jeannie....Good luck on your presentation!!