The Knights Who Say Ni! Demand Your Shrubbery!

[kindomind]

One that looks nice. And not too expensive.

Since it seems impossible for me to login to VMK, I'm looking for anyone willing to trade the shrub pieces from the ride-a-thon today. I have alot of the 2x2 carpets from Friday. Piece for piece swap anyone?

 

[LuNaReVe]

OT: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. Bring me another shrubbery. Once you have brought it here and placed it next to this one you must cut down a tree with.......a herring!

That movies funny.

If I get some pieces I will trade you.

 

[HeDiedxILive]

Oh no! Not the Knights who say Ni!




In a few hours, I can trade 5 shrubbery for 5 rugs. How does that sound? I couldn't get on yesterday.

 

[elikapekakini]

OT: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. Bring me another shrubbery. Once you have brought it here and placed it next to this one you must cut down a tree with.......a herring!

 

[kindomind]

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!



Lol, not really Nice to see other MP fans! Not sure when I'll be able to login to VMK. Since I've been trying for over two hours now with absolutely no luck at all. I can't even get past halfway on the progress bar before crashing. I suspect there will be the same problem tomorrow (it being the weekend and all). But I'll keep trying and reply if I do make it in. Now go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so called "Arthur King"! You and all your silly English Knnn-iguts!!!

 

[HeDiedxILive]

"She turned me into a newt!"
"A newt?"
".....I got better..."




Sounds good. I can trade a few from tomorrow, too, if you have more issues.
I'll keep an eye out!

 

[Taryn]

Hi!

I seem to being doing okay with the shrubs.. so if you still need some more one for one trades (rugs/shrubs) please keep me in mind. I didn't do so well yesterday..

DoomCookie * who wore her crash helmet to VMK this morning and does NOT smell of elderberries *

 

[kindomind]

Woot! I finally managed to log onto VMK! I'll head over to one of my rooms if anyone wants to trade shrubbery for carpets. I think I'll go for a walk. I feel Happy. I feel happy. -whack-
And there was much rejoicing. Yay.

 

[rosesredrosered]

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

 

[kindomind]

I've been riding the dark rides quite regularly now Anyone still intersted in trading carpets for shrubbery plz PM me here. I'll be checking frequently for any replies Meanwhile, back to Pan and Hook. I can fly!

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Son, the strongest castle in all of England.

 

[elikapekakini]

It's just a flesh wound!

or

What Is Your Favorite Color?
Red
ok walk accross the bridge
You what is your favorite Color Red No blue No wait Red AHHHHH!!!...

 

[Jovey]

LAUNCELOT:
We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD:
I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT:
Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD:
Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT:
No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD:
Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT:
No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD:
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT:
No. It's unhealthy.
GALAHAD:
I bet you're gay.
LAUNCELOT:
..........No, I'm not.



I might be able to get ye some, just gimme a moment to complain and rant about all twenty of my sword in the stone pins not able to pull the sword out........ be back in a few hours (I hope)

 

[Love That Stitch]

"it's just a flesh wound..."