The King's are Ritsy Titsy and Spanktastic!!! Join us.

Okay, I'll admit it... reading it made me :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: But I like it! :thumbsup2


What a great idea!


Wooo hooo!


I disagree - see the nuts above. :rotfl:


You love nuts on the loose :hug: I am so glad!



I am having a personal problem. I have been applying sunless tanner to myself to kick the florescent white/bloated corpse color of my skin down a few notches. Religiously, every night, legs, farmers tan, belly etc. But the tanner won't take on my butt?!! Everything else is coming along nicely, but my stubborn jiggler won't accept the fake color. Is it trying to prove something to me? Is it made of Teflon? It is very frustrating. And obvious in a bathing suit. It is almost working like a highlighter :scared1:
 
I am getting closer!! Somebody pinch me!!
Woo hooo!! :banana:

I am having a personal problem. I have been applying sunless tanner to myself to kick the florescent white/bloated corpse color of my skin down a few notches. Religiously, every night, legs, farmers tan, belly etc. But the tanner won't take on my butt?!! Everything else is coming along nicely, but my stubborn jiggler won't accept the fake color. Is it trying to prove something to me? Is it made of Teflon? It is very frustrating. And obvious in a bathing suit. It is almost working like a highlighter :scared1:
:eek: Is it still not taking any color?
 

Your biggest Fan is here! I have been caught being a HUGE slacker too!

Hope you have a wonderful time. White jiggler and all!
 
Woo hooo!! :banana:


:eek: Is it still not taking any color?

It's so scary. Like a horror movie! I got my eyebrows waxed today. Gee whiz that totally hurts every time!

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Woohoo, 3 days! I am so excited for you!!!!!





Thanks!!!:banana:
Your biggest Fan is here! I have been caught being a HUGE slacker too!

Hope you have a wonderful time. White jiggler and all!

Kimmy!!! I am so happy you are here :cheer2:





Last minute packing, etc. I made an outfit for both the kids to wear to my grandfather's 90th b day. I put his face on the front and wrote Happy Birthday on the back. Than just tonight I got inspired to make a hair bow for PS with a polymer clay miniature of g-pa as the center:cool2: I have got problems. I am supposed to be doing so many other things right now! The bow turned out sweet so I think it was worth it. I will post pics of my craziness when I get back. Mr. the King would kill me if he saw me diddling around with the camera.


There is something so relaxing about putting the world behind you and heading for Disney! The kids both fell in love with Wall-e and eve so I am excited to see if Disney has any toys. Did mani and pedis for PS and I today. Tried to tan my freak show of a butt. I grabbed the sunless tanner lotion for medium to dark skin :cool1: Oops. That is really hard to moderate on my pasty skin. I look like a gorilla beat the ever living snot out of me and than rolled me in mud.

Lots to do to finish up.

I also got the kids Tinkerbelle presents that I have to wrap. I am bringing a little vanilla body spray that I will squirt and say to the kids "Do you smell that kids?, I think Tinkerbell farted, let's see if she left you a surprise!" :pixiedust: :tinker:

and than throw a gift at them. SO excited and looking forward to being back on property for longer than one day. On the dining plan for the first time. Trip report notebook handy dandy.:upsidedow Can't wait!!!
 
:lmao: :rotfl2: :rotfl:

Oh shoot, I can't even comment! Hope you're having a safe journey and a fabulous trip - can't wait to read all about it!
 
How did you hide this pre-trip so long? I am so excited to find another report from you!!!! And again, you have had me crying from laughing so hard, and you're not even back yet. Dogs in diapers, sneaky tampons, big acorns....oh, and farting pixies.

Can't wait till you guys get back and bring on the funny!:rotfl2:
 
Nuts on the loose!:rotfl2: Will Mr. the King be wearing his special father's day shirt too?:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
I will be laughing for 3 months-I can't believe I didn't wake the kids! Ritsy Titsy! I'm going to be giggling to myself and getting weird stares from people tomorrow. Can't wait to hear the post report.:rotfl2:
 












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