The "Just The Punchline" Thread

[jan/cape]

Spit it out, Spit it out you b*stard!

(said with an Irish brogue)

 

[Micca]

...and the tribal chief said : "very well, death it shall be, but first...CHI CHI"

 

[yensid1071]

So then Santa yells to the reindeer, "You fools! I said the Schmidt house!"

 

[BethR]

So the truck driver said, "Well we WENT to the zoo, and there was money left over, so now we are going to the movies."