....I ignore snaps.....and buttons.......and zippers........and ties......but I'm a SUCKER fer velcro.
So....two weekends ago, I was stalking the local football oval. I needed to take pictures for the scavenger categories of Umpire, Sporting Event, Ball in Air, Muddy Cleats....and I figured I'd get the best bang for my time there.
I got most of the shots except for Muddy Cleats. So, I waited for one of the guys to fall over so that I would be able to snap his boots. And I waited....
...and waited.....
...and waited......
...and finally, this one guy fell over right in front of me (well about 3 m away).
So focussed was I on getting a great shot of his Muddy Cleats, that I missed all the action unfolding in front of me.....
Action?
Well....I came home and unpacked my pictures to see how they turned out.
Turns out, I got more than muddy cleats.
When that guy fell over, his white tight shorts snapped and I got much more than I bargained for. See.....he was wearing those compression skin tights underneath those tight white shorts.....
Nude coloured....skin.......tights..........with nothing else.
So, I got muddy cleats, bare bahookie and ...um........value added extras complete......from the rear.
Sadly, I'd probably get picked up for posting porn (and not the food kind) if that picture saw light of day on the internet. Might even get me a ban on the Dis...
But I tell you....with comments about snaps, buttons, zips, ties and velcro....it sure is tempting! That guy sure could have used one and all of these on that day.......
................and some clean underwear!

