The "I WANT TO ARGUE!" thread - JOKE THREAD!

[JimMIA]

DL was a good start. Baby steps.

 

[Carol_]

Same thing. West it is Best Foods, East it is Hellman.


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All mayo tastes the same unless it’s homemade.

 

[JoanneAZ]

Disneyland in Anaheim is the best Disney Park in the world. Other Disney parks have some great attractions that are not in Disneyland but that doesn’t beat the park that Walt built. Nope.
The nighttime Disney shows were better when they had more fireworks and fewer projections.
Over is preferred but as long as there is TP when I need it in the quantity that I need, I can deal with it. Whoever used the last of the TP is responsible for replacing it.
Professional sports are just dumb, people get way too worked up over them. It’s. A. Game.


Oh, and also, the sky is blue.

 

[maxiesmom]

The nighttime Disney shows were better when they had more fireworks and fewer projections.
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I can't argue against this at all. I dislike the new shows. Wishes made me tear up every time. HEA? Meh. Now it is just time to go on more rides.

 

[Mackenzie Click-Mickelson]

What about UK? I bleed blue for basketball.

Hmm..well we still don't like them like them but for you I'll give you a pass..after all UK is KU backwards so

**UK is really good at basketball normally so gotta give props there

 

[JimMIA]

Disney World reflects everything Walt learned from the mistakes of DL.

 

[JimMIA]

Professional sports are just dumb, people get way too worked up over them. It’s. A. Game.

It's not a game; it's a job. The job is to attract viewers to watch the commercials. Nothing more.

And unfortunately, college sports are headed that way too -- "How much you gonna pay me?"

 

[Mackenzie Click-Mickelson]

Been married over 50 years, and my husband is NOW replacing the TP and putting it on the holder!!! Only been 50 years, so there is hope, LOL.

Bless you for giving me some hope

And a big congrats for the 50 years

 

[VandVsmama]

Why would anyone google a map of Anaheim?

So you can use Google Maps to calculate how many minutes it will take you to walk from your hotel to the main gate. There are several that are a shorter walk than the Contemporary to MK.

 

[MillauFr]

Disney World reflects everything Walt learned from the mistakes of DL.

But why are the rides in Florida inferior to their California counterparts?

 

[MillauFr]

So you can use Google Maps to calculate how many minutes it will take you to walk from your hotel to the main gate. There are several that are a shorter walk than the Contemporary to MK.

Yep I can walk from the Candy Cane Inn to the front gate in 10 minutes.

 

[JimMIA]

But why are the rides in Florida inferior to their California counterparts?

They're not. They've vastly superior.

And just FYI, this comes from a 15 year DIS member who has never even wasted one minute in DL!

 

[JoanneAZ]

It's not a game; it's a job. The job is to attract viewers to watch the commercials. Nothing more.

And unfortunately, college sports are headed that way too -- "How much you gonna pay me?"

It shouldn’t be a job, it’s a game. The whole viewership/sponsorship thing just ruins it.

 

[JimMIA]

It shouldn’t be a job, it’s a game. The whole viewership/sponsorship thing just ruins it.

Yep. That...or the money.

 

[JoanneAZ]

They're not. They've vastly superior.

And just FYI, this comes from a 15 year DIS member who has never even wasted one minute in DL!

Nope. Peter Pan without the star room will never be superior. Pirates of the Caribbean without the double drop and only half as long will never be superior. Buzz with fixed guns will never be superior.

This is fun, I could do it all day!

 

[JimMIA]

Nope. Peter Pan without the star room will never be superior. Pirates of the Caribbean with the double drop and only half as long will never be superior. Buzz with fixed guns will never be superior.

This is fun, I could do it all day!

Well, that may be YOUR opinion...having actually visited Walt's baby steps attempt.

But I am still entitled to MY opinion, whether or not I have any actual factual basis for it!

 

[JimMIA]

This is fun, I could do it all day!

LOL. Some people just don't have enough to do.

I'd love to continue this, but we got a new sprinkler system timer Friday, and it's time to go outside and watch the sprinklers come on at 8 PM.

 

[MillauFr]

LOL. Some people just don't have enough to do.

I'd love to continue this, but we got a new sprinkler system timer Friday, and it's time to go outside and watch the sprinklers come on at 8 PM.

Sprinklers in Miami? It rains far more there than Seattle

 

[JimMIA]

Sprinklers in Miami? It rains far more there than Seattle

Yes, roughly 60 inches to 40 inches. But the thing about Miami is we only have two seasons -- wet and dry. We are currently in the dry season, which runs roughly from October to May, and it hasn't rained for at least a week.

Good news: the sprinklers are sprinkling.

And no...this is not the same as watching grass grow.

 

[disneyseniors]

You can get injured. Under DH's rules, it's a sport. LOL

Just wanted to say, Welcome Back Bianca and Bernard, we missed you