The I am a pirate/fireman, I am not a hijacker thread, all about nothing in general

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
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To stamp out fires.
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Why do elephants have flat feet?
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To stamp out burning ducks

yep......:sad2:
 
I'm :confused3 why would any Aussie or Kiwi be against ANZAC day? This baffles me.

There are weirdo's everywhere.

On an ANZAC side note.... I just had to go and pick DS up from his school hospital. They had an ANZAC service and were standing outside for a long time in the sun and he threw up and almost fainted. He was not well at all, I think it was heat stroke. The nurse said that out of all the boys she had there in the hosptial, DS was by far the worse, she was quite worried for a while, she said, after he first came in.

But we are home now and he has just consumed an easter bunny (a chocolate one... not the real easter bunny.... will our easter stockpile ever end) and has lost the pale grey colour and is looking much better!

When all else fails, CHOCOLATE always helps after encountering Dementors.



Hope your DS is feeling better.





I think congratulations might be in order.



we're here to help:thumbsup2

Just heard another good one..........

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
in.:rotfl:

or this one popcorn::

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have
a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he
checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put
him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".

I crack myself up!

You're always guaranteed of at least ONE person laughing then. :thumbsup2



Oh dear! It's going to be a long week :hyper: :rotfl:

You can say that again.
 
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
\
\
To stamp out fires.
\
\
Why do elephants have flat feet?
\
\
To stamp out burning ducks

yep......:sad2:



Oh go check out my translation of the Golden Mickey's show.
I'll be here with you....all week. :rolleyes1
 

awww.
Karen knows I'm only kidding (well I hope she does ;) ). She's an absolute crack up!

so caught up in the block right now... i love trashy reno shows.

Oh I'm totally addicted to the block... and the voice... and celebrity apprentice. The Voice in particular, :love: I'm only available in the ad's once 7 O'Block arrives :rotfl:

When all else fails, CHOCOLATE always helps after encountering Dementors.

Hope your DS is feeling better.

Well the chocolate certainly went down well! He is feeling much better, thanks, it was a bit of a worry, but boys will be boys and he is fine :goodvibes



You can say that again.

:rotfl:
 
Oh I'm totally addicted to the block... and the voice... and celebrity apprentice. The Voice in particular, :love: I'm only available in the ad's once 7 O'Block arrives :rotfl:

:rotfl:

lemme put it this way -- my shift at work finishes at 6. the block starts at 7. the bus home takes 1 hr 10 mins. i've been catching a cab home just to make sure i get home in time for 7 o'block, then the voice, then whatever i decide to watch after that :)

BBT tonight. awesomeness!!!
 
Who was it that mentioned bourbon? Haven't had a night off it since it was mentioned :drinking1

Karen, stop the jokes, i'm gonna pee.

The Voice? Love the concept but then I think after they're through it'll be like any other talent search show, and the judges are giving me the _hits with the dancing in their seats, fake as :rolleyes:

My DS6 informs me "I want to be an actor"
I could run with this, imagine the holidays he could finance :idea:

Had his parent teacher interview today
Reading above average
Writing above average
Numeracy above average
But is easily distracted...

No escaping genetics :rolleyes1
 
Who was it that mentioned bourbon? Haven't had a night off it since it was mentioned :drinking1
THAT WAS ME!!! and i'm enjoying a wee drop or two as we speak :)

Karen, stop the jokes, i'm gonna pee.

The Voice? Love the concept but then I think after they're through it'll be like any other talent search show, and the judges are giving me the _hits with the dancing in their seats, fake as :rolleyes:

My DS6 informs me "I want to be an actor"
I could run with this, imagine the holidays he could finance :idea:

Had his parent teacher interview today
Reading above average
Writing above average
Numeracy above average
But is easily distracted...

No escaping genetics :rolleyes1

lol. my parents used to get the same comments about me -- alicia is highly intelligent, is performing well above average, but is easily distracted and talks too much...

really? whodathunk it -- a gemini who talks too much :rotfl:

but congrats to your DS -- those are great accomplishments :)
 
Had his parent teacher interview today
Reading above average
Writing above average
Numeracy above average
But is easily distracted...

No escaping genetics :rolleyes1

:lmao: I think teachers just throw that in there to get some balance. Every one of my teachers put that in my reports and I was never once dist... ooooh! something shiney!!!

I can't stand reality shows!! :mad: Give me a good cartoon, or something with great acting any day!!
 
:lmao: I think teachers just throw that in there to get some balance. Every one of my teachers put that in my reports and I was never once dist... ooooh! something shiney!!!

I can't stand reality shows!! :mad: Give me a good cartoon, or something with great acting any day!!

LOL @ something shiny, one of my friends posted on my facebook "oohh I have one of those, look a birdy"

My life is a Seinfeld episode, watch and see LOL
You know those crazy conversations they have?
My character is George Castanza :rolleyes1
Pretty sure people roll their eyes at me all the time ;)
I question everything, throw up every possible scenario, then end up with the wrong one :upsidedow
 
LOL @ something shiny, one of my friends posted on my facebook "oohh I have one of those, look a birdy"

My life is a Seinfeld episode, watch and see LOL
You know those crazy conversations they have?
My character is George Castanza :rolleyes1
Pretty sure people roll their eyes at me all the time ;)
I question everything, throw up every possible scenario, then end up with the wrong one :upsidedow

loved george costanza!!!
 
LOL @ something shiny, one of my friends posted on my facebook "oohh I have one of those, look a birdy"

My DS,when he used to play, on the rugby field EVERY week! "there's a plane" stopped in the middle of the field, finger pointing in the air as the game goes on around him and that is no joke :rotfl2: every single week!

My life is a Seinfeld episode, watch and see LOL
You know those crazy conversations they have?
My character is George Castanza :rolleyes1
Pretty sure people roll their eyes at me all the time ;)
I question everything, throw up every possible scenario, then end up with the wrong one :upsidedow

Every situation in life can be related to a Seinfeld episode! :lmao: Favourite show ever!!!!!!
 
So people, lesson learned today.

Off to the osteo about my injury, and I have a new injury.

Listen very carefully.

I have stretched my muscles across the top of my ribs (technical term no idea) from vacuuming.



I will not be vacuuming anymore, I better get a cleaner :laughing: :dancer:
 
Is that in a big plastic bottle which can be bought from chemists?? I remember seeing those :lmao:
 
So people, lesson learned today.

Off to the osteo about my injury, and I have a new injury.

Listen very carefully.

I have stretched my muscles across the top of my ribs (technical term no idea) from vacuuming.



I will not be vacuuming anymore, I better get a cleaner :laughing: :dancer:

NO! seriously? :rotfl2: I knew there was a reason I can't stand vacuuming! It's dangerous!!!!!
 














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