The Hyena Chat thread: Everyone's welcome!

[staley7580]

Seriously, I DID!!!

"Honey, it's a BOY! There is nothing we can do about that now!"

I remember when I was little I looked at my body to figure out how a baby would get out, and since there was no OBVIOUS way, I figured that's what doctors were for, to cut the belly open to take the baby out.

When I learned how babies typically are born, I freaked out!!!

But as it turned out, I needn't have worried, I needed a c-section after all. Kinda funny, when I think about it.

My kids have known forever. Every time I wince in pain, Mikalah rushes to check between my legs and make sure nothing has fallen out. not that she would be able to tell... I would think my pants would catch them!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I think DS was resting against my belly one time when his brother kicked. he looked SO SURPRISED!!!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

I think DS was resting against my belly one time when his brother kicked. he looked SO SURPRISED!!!

 

[staley7580]

I think DS was resting against my belly one time when his brother kicked. he looked SO SURPRISED!!!

Thats so fun!! Im waiting for baby b to REALLY start going at it.. Alex is going to dig it. I probably WONT feel baby a kick to much, due to the position of the placenta.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

My kids have known forever. Every time I wince in pain, Mikalah rushes to check between my legs and make sure nothing has fallen out. not that she would be able to tell... I would think my pants would catch them!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I gotta believe space is getting pretty tight in there now. Their activity actually slows down as the space gets used up, so might not get busier anyway.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

My sister sent me this link: http://mymomisafob.com/ It cracks me up because it reminds me a bit of my mom.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

A little political fob mom humor.

Me: Mom, so you know Barack Obama, he —
Mom: Huh?
Me: Obama. Barack Obama?
Mom: Oh, you mean the Pokemon?
Me: No! The guy running for president!!!

Me: Mom, I know this guy and he has sex with different girls all the time!
Mom: Ew! He should be careful. He could catch granola.
Me: What’s granola?
Mom: You know — GRANOLA! The sex disease!!!
Me: Omg! You mean GONORRHEA?!?!

This was posted on that website.

 

[staley7580]

I gotta believe space is getting pretty tight in there now. Their activity actually slows down as the space gets used up, so might not get busier anyway.

It is.. but from what I understand their movement will get a lot more pronounced.. and creepy looking. And painful. I think once I hit around 30 weeks or so is when it will start being.. ugh. Just AWFUL. Just from what I have read from the twin boards. One woman said she woke up because her babies were moving so much, and it was SO creepy to watch her belly going.. and so painful on her skin. Oy.. cant wait.

 

[staley7580]

A little political fob mom humor.

Me: Mom, so you know Barack Obama, he —
Mom: Huh?
Me: Obama. Barack Obama?
Mom: Oh, you mean the Pokemon?
Me: No! The guy running for president!!!

Me: Mom, I know this guy and he has sex with different girls all the time!
Mom: Ew! He should be careful. He could catch granola.
Me: What’s granola?
Mom: You know — GRANOLA! The sex disease!!!
Me: Omg! You mean GONORRHEA?!?!

This was posted on that website.

OMG. THAT is funny! AhHH!!! I have the GRANOLA!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

OMG. THAT is funny! AhHH!!! I have the GRANOLA!

Sister: We went to a farm and had blueberries, logan berries, raspberries and some random berries too.
Mom: What are randomberries? I’ve never had them before.
Friend (snickering): I have some dingleberries.
Mom: Ah Dingleberries.Those sound good!

 

[staley7580]

Sister: We went to a farm and had blueberries, logan berries, raspberries and some random berries too.
Mom: What are randomberries? I’ve never had them before.
Friend (snickering): I have some dingleberries.
Mom: Ah Dingleberries.Those sound good!

Heehee... dingleberries.

 

[staley7580]

GEEZ. My freaking neck STILL hurts from that dang ultrasound this morning. Spending an hour with my head turned to look at that screen.. OUCH. I am SO getting old.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Pixster, what is "fob"?

The things on the site are funny. They remind me of when a friend of mine used to talk about her Korean mom. She was very outspoken and she cackled a lot.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

That website made me and my sister remember an incident at my parents house.

We were eating dinner and sitting at the dining table and then:

Me: (burp) excuse me
Sister: (burp)
Mom: You guys are socks!!
Me: WHAT? LOL! LOL! You mean, "you guys are SICK!" LOL!
Sister: BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (continues to laugh uncontrollably)
Me: Looks at my little sister: Alyssa, you're pants!"
Sister: HAHAHAHAHAH!!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Pixster, what is "fob"?

The things on the site are funny. They remind me of when a friend of mine used to talk about her Korean mom. She was very outspoken and she cackled a lot.

Fresh off the Boat

 

[staley7580]

That website made me and my sister remember an incident at my parents house.

We were eating dinner and sitting and then:

Me: (burp) excuse me
Sister: (burp)
Mom: You guys are socks!!
Me: WHAT? LOL! LOL! You mean, "you guys are SICK!" LOL!
Sister: BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (continues to laugh uncontrollably)
Me: Looks at my little sister: Alyssa, you're pants!"
Sister: HAHAHAHAHAH!!

Thats funny!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I have a question for you guys.

Did you watch Obama's speech on Tuesday evening? I saw the bulletproof glass around him and my jaw dropped. I know there was at least one death threat made against him already, and some white supremacists (I believe) were arrested.

I was just curious... If McCain had won, would he also have been behind bulletproof glass? Is this the state of America, of American politics today? I was just so surprised by that. And very saddened that so many nutjobs are in this world.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Fresh off the Boat

OMG.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Oh, and the reason for that bizarre, out of nowhere question? I'm watching Oprah, and she has a panel of folks talking about their reactions to that night.