The Hyena Chat thread: Everyone's welcome!

[sameyeyam]

Yes that is exactly what they worry about. Technically he is to glove when putting needles in and again after the run when holding his sites.

But they aren't sterile gloves..and it's not like he is picking his butt during the run... I really don't see the point.


Besides, how is he to take the gloves off when he is down to only using one hand, once the machine is running??
He's got some touchy pressures. one arm bandit while running.

I tortured him this week, he asked for his peanuts to snack on.. they come in a plastic jug with a screw off lid.

Handed him the jug, walked away and smiled- muahahahha

Heard him exclaim " I can't open my nuts with one hand"





yes I know, we have the humor of a 13 yr old boy.. but it was really funny at the time.

I chose not to have a port during chemo, so they just did my infusions on a vein on my hand. You were supposed to be kind of careful with your hand because some of the chemo could burn you really badly if it leaked. You knew it was bad when the nurses would put on 2-3 pairs of thick gloves as they were starting your IV! Of course sitting there for 2-6 hours required that you brought lots of books, crossword puzzles and of course snacks. I was always having to call a nurse over to open up my snacks because it was nearly impossible to do it one handed. After a couple of rounds I got smart and pre-opened my snacks before I went in.

 

[staley7580]

sweet, let's do it





And Shawna can tear her pants down the side.



And Alison can show how to shoot a snowman full of buckshot (snow brought down from the mountains by her DH).

And Pixie can sing the Good Ship Lollipop after visiting the evil hair stylist.



It could be our very own vareity show.

So what is my talent?? Besides eating. and peeing. and sleeping. Wow.. I suck. No wonder my husband prefers sleep. Even though I SHAVED my LEGS.

 

[staley7580]

Funny... I thought of Alison.

I'm far too self-conscious to ever moon anyone; you will be chasing after far too many children before long; G and her DH will be... Oh, well, I guess it could be G...

 

[sameyeyam]

Funny... I thought of Alison.

I'm far too self-conscious to ever moon anyone; you will be chasing after far too many children before long; G and her DH will be... Oh, well, I guess it could be G...

I'll have you know that I've never mooned anyone in my entire life. But I think it's really something that I should add to my list of 100 things to do before I die.

So what is my talent?? Besides eating. and peeing. and sleeping. Wow.. I suck. No wonder my husband prefers sleep. Even though I SHAVED my LEGS.

I'm thinking we can all crowd into the delivery room and have a live twin birth. Oh and of course our holiday cooking special will feature Megan heading down to the AMPM for those tasty turkey corn dogs!

 

[funnygarcia]

G and her DH will be... Oh, well, I guess it could be G...

No one well my hubby, ummm yeah would want to see that.

But hey, if it brings in viewers..




Poor megan-- shaved legs and nowhere to go.. or umm hmmm ? I guess the point was not to go umm anywhere.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I'll have you know that I've never mooned anyone in my entire life. But I think it's really something that I should add to my list of 100 things to do before I die.

I'm thinking we can all crowd into the delivery room and have a live twin birth.

OMG, that would be so hilarious!!!

 

[funnygarcia]

I'll have you know that I've never mooned anyone in my entire life. But I think it's really something that I should add to my list of 100 things to do before I die.

You boo bed us instead of mooned us. Does that count?

 

[staley7580]

I'll have you know that I've never mooned anyone in my entire life. But I think it's really something that I should add to my list of 100 things to do before I die.



I'm thinking we can all crowd into the delivery room and have a live twin birth. Oh and of course our holiday cooking special will feature Megan heading down to the AMPM for those tasty turkey corn dogs!

Start small.. Family first.

Hey, it will be a party. Some one can keep my husband upright in case there is a problem... Like a third hiding in there.

 

[staley7580]

No one well my hubby, ummm yeah would want to see that.

But hey, if it brings in viewers..




Poor megan-- shaved legs and nowhere to go.. or umm hmmm ? I guess the point was not to go umm anywhere.

SERIOUSLY. Im pissed. I hate shaving my legs normally.. and it is EXTRA HARD when you have a giant belly, and a 3yo trying to help. I guess the idea of rolling back and forth on a beach ball is unappealing to him these days.

 

[sameyeyam]

I just realized why I don't like this cuckoo clock. Not only does this freakin bird cuckoo all night long...it also goes tictoctictoctictoctictoc all night long. Quick someone hand me a gun!

THE BEAUTIFUL, REALLY NEAT, KIDS LOVE IT, DRIVES ME CRAZY ALL NIGHT LONG CUCKOO CLOCK.

 

[funnygarcia]

Can you picture it.. we can be Megan's cheering squad

Push it out! push it out! push it out! rah rah rah!!

wahhhhhhh



Okay now the next one

Push it out! push it out! push it out! rah rah rah!!

But I don't think we will last that long..


she will spork everyone of us!

 

[sameyeyam]

You boo bed us instead of mooned us. Does that count?

No I didn't show you my boo bed. I showed you my foob...comprised entirely of belly fat & skin. There is a difference ya know.

SERIOUSLY. Im pissed. I hate shaving my legs normally.. and it is EXTRA HARD when you have a giant belly, and a 3yo trying to help. I guess the idea of rolling back and forth on a beach ball is unappealing to him these days.

Can you picture it.. we can be Megan's cheering squad

Push it out! push it out! push it out! rah rah rah!!

wahhhhhhh



Okay now the next one

Push it out! push it out! push it out! rah rah rah!!

But I don't think we will last that long..


she will spork everyone of us!

I'm just picturing those two little babes coming out with giant sporks of their own!

 

[funnygarcia]

My mom's clock has bird song -- a different one every 15 minutes.

I hated that clock.

She remembered to turn it off last time we slept overnight.

At my sister's house she has a clock on a high shelf.. tick tick tick.. OMG! We've gotten wise to that one over the years. That sucker comes down and is tucked into a cabinet in her kitchen-- ahhhhhh much better.


wait now it's too quiet! arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

 

[staley7580]

I just realized why I don't like this cuckoo clock. Not only does this freakin bird cuckoo all night long...it also goes tictoctictoctictoctictoc all night long. Quick someone hand me a gun!

THE BEAUTIFUL, REALLY NEAT, KIDS LOVE IT, DRIVES ME CRAZY ALL NIGHT LONG CUCKOO CLOCK.

The thing would be in the garage already.. But I cant handle little noisy things. Oddly enough.. When it comes to the kids, the louder the better.. But noisy gadgets get the hammer.

Can you picture it.. we can be Megan's cheering squad

Push it out! push it out! push it out! rah rah rah!!

wahhhhhhh



Okay now the next one

Push it out! push it out! push it out! rah rah rah!!

But I don't think we will last that long..


she will spork everyone of us!

Yeah... I get violent. When i was having Alex... I tried to rip him out. and not in a nice way. There was screaming... and clawing... and maybe just a bit of restraining.

 

[funnygarcia]

No I didn't show you my boo bed. I showed you my foob...comprised entirely of belly fat & skin. There is a difference ya know.

I stand .. okay sit.. corrected

I was foobed then .

 

[sameyeyam]

And here is another obnoxious clock that we love. It belonged to DH's grandmother. It is a very old mantle clock...THAT DINGS EVERY 15 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!! AND GOES TIC TOC TIC TOC TIC TOC and keeps the entire house awake.

 

[sameyeyam]

My mom's clock has bird song -- a different one every 15 minutes.

I hated that clock.

She remembered to turn it off last time we slept overnight.

At my sister's house she has a clock on a high shelf.. tick tick tick.. OMG! We've gotten wise to that one over the years. That sucker comes down and is tucked into a cabinet in her kitchen-- ahhhhhh much better.


wait now it's too quiet! arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

You mean a bird clock like this one located in my dining room. Now I would like to add that all 3 of these clocks were gifts, I did not pick them out! The bird clock doesn't bother me that much, well except for the woodpecker, canadian goose and owl!

 

[funnygarcia]

yep, the same exact one!

The owl startles me.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Well, ladies... I think I better get to bed. My thinking is getting slower... and fluffier.

Hey, Ch. 4 has a new news anchor from Phoenix. I wonder if Shawna and Dizzy used to watch her. She says after 5 years in Phoenix, she's had her fill of sun. Good thing, girlie, since you sure aren't gonna see it here anytime soon!

 

[sameyeyam]

Since I'm playing photographer today, here's a picture of my step grandmother's kerosene lamp. Yes it works and yes I have used it many times when the lights have gone out. The chimney glass is not original, it broke many years ago and my mother replaced it. Yes, this belonged to the crazy snowman shootin grandma.