The happyhaunts' Rooms Without a View! Chapter 'o soup ~ Pg.40!

[LaLa]

That ain't no crappy view. THIS is a crappy view:

I'm DED over that picture though, Mel. And I agree with my girl Frickles. I can only imagine what you shouted down to them to get them to laugh like that. I'm also DED over the Redrum stuff though. And a little freaked out. That's one creepy looking hallway.

Originally Posted by ZZUB: Originally Posted by ZZUB
I find it hilarious that you consider a move up to the 3d floor an upgrade. It's funnier still that the CM had to get her manager to approve the dumpster view. Evidently, you're the first person to receive a downgrade. And bragged about it.

THAT is Freakin Hilarious! You should write a Trip Report! :

DED!!!

But saidly, I don't agree witcha there, Sneezie. The part about the downgrade comment being hilarious is right on, but I can only imagine how uninteresting and unfunny a trip report by ZZUB would be. It'd be a COMPLETE snoozefest (NOAlcove) and I wouldn't even waste my time skimming it.

OR WOULD I?!

Speaking of ZZUB's trip reports, I'm with DJR. What WAS on that toilet seat, Mel? Nevermind. We don't wanna know. Considering the fact that the King of The Number Four was in the general vicinity before you got there, I think we can put two and two together.

Heh Heh.

Psst. Hey Frick. 2+2=4. Number Four. Get it? WHATITDO! LY/MI chick!

Keep it rollin' Melly!

 

[javamom]

"Melly!" I laughed, "What's WITH YOU? At Disney! THAT'S RUM!!!! AGAIN!!!! You HATE RUM!!!! I'm so DED. Are you stoned?"

"No."

"Yeah. Mon."



Cheers, Mel.

ROFL... mai tai suggest that you were absolutely correct!!

Mai tai suggest that you find some sort of cocktail cookbook to give him as a Christmas present?!!

;-)

 

[Shelby5514]

Hey Melly!!!!!!!!! In 41 days I will be checking into the VWL!!!!!!!!! What room was it that you were in? I realize they may still be airing it out, but it's probably best to avoid it. Better safe than sorry, ya know.

Rum (and Diet) is almost as good as Amaretto (and Diet) tfi.

Carry on

 

[stinkerbell007]

Gosh, I hate to ask.....what does DED mean? Been pondering that one. Anyone? Anyone? Bueler?

 

[DptyDogg]

I've been going through disney TR withdrawals..... I think..... I sure as heck hope that's what it is.

Yeah it has to be that, they have felt like the TR's not the DT's.

Trouble finding a master ....

No ZZUB ... All Done.

No LALA ... All Done.

All work with nothing to read make daddy a grumpy ... DptyDogg.

I've been stalking your other reports, just waiting. and waiting...and waiting (for months) for an update, just to find out you've been having a go on this one here for the past four weeks.

This one will give me something to do until our trip in December. Shoot based on past (in progress) reports it will probably keep me occupied until next August. This whole work thing really must have really interfered with my Dis time for me to have missed out on the first month.

Awesome start, can't wait for more.

 

[Sneezie]

SNEEZIE! DED over the hankies. Line dancing and cookie cutter favors? That sounds like a good time. Why wasn't I invited?

I guess your invite got lost in the mail. I thought everyone knew where LaLa Land was.

Sorry you missed it, it was a rootin' tootin' good time

 

[ZZUB]

Gosh, I hate to ask.....what does DED mean? Been pondering that one. Anyone? Anyone? Bueler?

DED is short for "I'm laughing so hard, I'm dead. I'm D E D dead."
Some of us can't spell very well.

Sneezie: touche. It looks like you've got a trip coming up. Might we expect a TR from you upon your return? Judging from your posts on these TRs, I imagine your TR would be a real hootenanny. Unlike this unbelievably boring piece of crap we're all slogging through currently.

 

[stinkerbell007]

DED is short for "I'm laughing so hard, I'm dead. I'm D E D dead."
Some of us can't spell very well.

Sneezie: touche. It looks like you've got a trip coming up. Might we expect a TR from you upon your return? Judging from your posts on these TRs, I imagine your TR would be a real hootenanny. Unlike this unbelievably boring piece of crap we're all slogging through currently.

Thanks for the quick reply, ZZUB. Tis tru, sum of us ain't the bist spellers in the wrld.

 

[Sneezie]

Sneezie: touche. It looks like you've got a trip coming up. Might we expect a TR from you upon your return? Judging from your posts on these TRs, I imagine your TR would be a real hootenanny. Unlike this unbelievably boring piece of crap we're all slogging through currently.

Why thank you Zzub! Ever since I posted that note I've been checking this board with one eye open . I just knew you would give me the "cut direct". Thankfully, this is a Disneyboard and everyone's happy all the time!

I'm considering doing a trip report, but I'm afraid my family isn't very funny.

I have tried a trip report before, unfortunately it is unfinished.... like this one will be.

 

[Frickles]

LaLa!!! Where would I be without you! Thank you so much for helping me out my little math tutor! I leave for the World in 34 days!
I feel like I'm on cloud 6!

Zzub, I shouldn't even waste my time punching out these letters to ask, but when are you going? I'm feeling nosey. Or is that knowsey. Will you be fortunate enough to be there the same time as the Fricks? Should I waste my time scanning the crowds every now and then for a balding man with an "I Believe in Fairies" t-shirt sporting a fanny pack with a dainty lime green ribbon tied around it while I'm there?

Mel! I loved Chapter 22! Keep it coming!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Sneezie - I think you could bring the funny. Some people can make almost anything funny. Exhibit A: ZZUB.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

LaLa!!! Where would I be without you! Thank you so much for helping me out my little math tutor! I leave for the World in 34 days!
I feel like I'm on cloud 6!

Zzub, I shouldn't even waste my time punching out these letters to ask, but when are you going? I'm feeling nosey. Or is that knowsey. Will you be fortunate enough to be there the same time as the Fricks? Should I waste my time scanning the crowds every now and then for a balding man with an "I Believe in Fairies" t-shirt sporting a fanny pack with a dainty lime green ribbon tied around it while I'm there?

Mel! I loved Chapter 22! Keep it coming!

Using my keen eye for detail. And following the clues you have laid out for me. I have deduced that the source of your math issues such as "34 days" versus your ticker which reads "26 days", your "Cloud...errr... 69", your "42 days till Christmas" and your "Chapter 22". Are all a result of YOUR FIRST NUMERICAL MISTAKE as noted in your "location":

The 19th Hole.


Mai tai suggest you might be drunk, Dude.


It also may explain why you have been unable to contact Chappie via PM.


Heh heh.


Also... to answer a few questions:


1. I think the stain was paint. Or something else less repulsive than Calvin's first two guesses. Saidly.

2. Although our VIEW didn't have a bad smell. NOZZUB. It wasn't easy on the eyes. NOZZUB.


It was a totally PHAT downgrade from what I was expecting tho. NOBFMW4.


3. It WAS the SAME STUDIO as MainStMandy had! NOBicker.

4. Sneezie's Wedding was GREAT!!!! NOLaLa.

5. I'm pretty sure I explained "DED" previously. Here. Somewhere. NOStinkerbell.

6. When I saw the CRAPTASTMIC VIEW. From the balcony. I believe I yelled down to the two CMs: "SMILE AND WAVE!!!! Or I'll JUMP!!!".

7. 8. 9.


Is the answer to: Why is 6. afraid of 7.?


10. That's gonna mess Frick up for sure!

11. Hi, Chapter!

12. The number of fingers ZZUB has.

13. A baker's dozen.


Ok.


Oh.



ONE MORE THING:



ZZUB ~ Although I find you odious and flagrantly fragrant... I'll agree with you on one thing:


Sneezie is funnier than you.


Another: This trip report DOES blow. But... it's marginally better then yours. So was Sneezie's unfinished one. BTW.


Finally. As a token of my undying friendship and respect: Expect to receive SOMETHING in the mail today. Or else at a client lunch. It will be proceeded by a gorrilla and/or yeti-costumed actor strolling up to your table. And brandishing a large sign reading: "Happy Haunt Day, ZZUBBie!!!! My WWUBBie BBUBBie!!!!"


Here's a hint of what it'll be:


Cheers, Mel.





P.S. Catchya all in a few!

 

[Sneezie]

4. Sneezie's Wedding was GREAT!!!! NOLaLa.

We've been trying to figure out who the blond, Canadian woman messing up the Electric Slide for everybody was. And why she had an axe. I just figured it was one of DH's ex's. Thankfully it was you. I would have hated to be axed by an ex on my wedding day.

7. 8. 9.


Is the answer to: Why is 6. afraid of 7.?

Brilliance. Sheer Brillance

ZZUB ~ Although I find you odious and flagrantly fragrant... I'll agree with you on one thing:


Sneezie is funnier than you.


Another: This trip report DOES blow. But... it's marginally better then yours. So was Sneezie's unfinished one. BTW.

Aww Mel Thanks! Where is that bendable smilie when I need it!

 

[kindakrazy2]

because 7 8(ate) 9! Hahahaha!

Glad to see you back Mel!

 

[mlill]

Also... to answer a few questions:


1. I think the stain was paint. Or something else less repulsive than Calvin's first two guesses. Saidly.

Disappointing...

2. Although our VIEW didn't have a bad smell. NOZZUB. It wasn't easy on the eyes. NOZZUB.

No smell-o-vision. Check.

It was a totally PHAT downgrade from what I was expecting tho. NOBFMW4.

Glad you were happy? Be careful what you ask for. I would have left the front desk CM & manager a nice parting gift for that wonderful 'upgrade'.

3. It WAS the SAME STUDIO as MainStMandy had! NOBicker.

No way. Did you bring a shoehorn to get everyone to fit? A STUDIO??? No way. Really?

4. - 13. No witty comments. Sorry.

Good luck with the pink eye. OUCH!!! Hope you feel better.

 

[Frickles]

huh?

 

[DJR]

6. When I saw the CRAPTASTMIC VIEW. From the balcony. I believe I yelled down to the two CMs: "SMILE AND WAVE!!!! Or I'll JUMP!!!".

And they looked up and smiled????? Well, do wonders never cease? Our lucky break I guess.

Sorry, Mel, I couldn't resist. Do carry/drone on.

 

[Sneezie]

Sneezie - I think you could bring the funny. Some people can make almost anything funny. Exhibit A: ZZUB.

Thanks Georgia. You're sweet!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

huh?

Really?!


Seriously?! You didn't get that?


Ok.


Well... maybe it's b/c I've been golfing.


Obviously... I skipped the first 18 holes. I always play better on the 19th, too!


Heh heh.


LYMI. RTMI.


Cheers, Mel.




P.S. I didn't realize I was droning. On. DJR.

Tell your stupid bananaman to RUN!!!! FAST!!!!


Sorry. I couldn't resist.


Heh heh.


Out. Melly.

 

[Frickles]

Mel! I had just left the 19th hole (which is the BAR that you find in the clubhouse, tfi) which is why I couldn't understand your big mess of numbers you posted back there blondie. All I could mutter was a little 'huh', which is the new 'huh', just backwards.