Part 18
Day 3, Dec 13: I'm steamed. I'm shocked. I'm stunned. I'm SURPRISED! Because I know DH very very well. I can usually accurately predict what he'll do, or say, or wear or, even, order in a restaurant. In fact, I'm pretty sure I can tell what he's thinking most of the time. But, sometimes, he does surprise me. And when he does... the surprise is usually BIG. Like his Romeo and Juliette marriage proposal. Or our three-week CAMPING honeymoon. Or the DVC membership. I like when I think I know a person... and then find out the unexpected. Most of the time. It makes life more interesting. It's how DH and myself got together in the first place. On our first date I talked. A lot. Endlessly. Big shock there. I told him of my passion for books. I told him my favourite authors... Dr. Seuss, Lucy Maud Montgomery, Henry Miller, Ernest Hemingway, Anne Rice etc. I told him that "The Sun Also Rises" was worth a read. Or two. I told him that he should check out Irving's "A Prayer For Owen Meany". I told him that anyone who could read that book without laughing and weeping aloud was dead. Blah, blah, blah. I was an expensive, steak-eating, wine-drinking, dessert-ordering, conversation-monopolizing date. He didn't talk very much. It's not his nature. But I'm not sure he had much of a chance, either. He was nice, though. And cute. He told me he liked sports, hockey, math, The Who... and beer. He said he didn't read much but he really liked Stephen King. I thought he was a good, decent sort of regular Canadian guy but I wasn't, especially, struck by Cupid's arrow. I didn't know if we'd go out again or not. And then, a couple days later, he brought me a gift. Now... I gotten some things from guys over the years. Like flowers, jewellery, perfume, a stubborn case of mononucleocis and, now and again, THE BOOT. But... a book! Interesting. Points for him. And it was used. Well worn. Well loved. More interesting. More points. He said, "Besides Stephen King, I really like this book." Hummmm???? It was "Notes of a Dirty Old Man" by Charles Bukowski. It was disturbing. It made me sick. And it made me laugh. It was honest and said plenty about real life and, especially, freedom. It was great. Blah, blah, blah, again. But... it was an interesting choice to give it to me. By him. Of all people. We went out again. I think I called him. Oh gosh. Another ramble. Sorry. The point was supposed to be... I WAS SURPRISED! And in a good way. Geez. I wondered what was up? What it said to me was that he felt the NEED to practice. In secret. A lot. Against our unspoken but understood RULE, at least in my mind anyway, that we don't play "Buzz-Lightyear's-'Separation'-Spin" without the other. I don't think it's fair. It made me think he was nervous. That he was worried I could beat him! And THAT got me jazzed! So, as the boys headed over and down to the Rose Garden to get their
MVMCP bracelets, I started to get prepared for THE GAME. There are several variables which affect the outcome. First, there is the initial stage of mental preparation. The psyching up of oneself. Then there is the psyching OUT of the other. This is important... especially for me. Because I can rarely beat DH at any sport or game. Unless it's Trivial Pursuit. Or Twister. DH is more athletic, co-ordinated, stronger, faster and less flexible than I am. But I'm trickier. And in reality, while often coming close, I've only managed to beat DH at Buzz Lightyear two times. But they were big wins. In a row. And were followed by me falling on my knees outside the ride to give thanks to God. Then running in circles around DH doing the dance I call "Kicking-your-sorry-butt-to-town-and-back". He tried to walk away from me. Twice. So...I HAVE to win the head game, first. Before we even get near the ride itself. That's my only chance of getting a leg up on DH. But, NOW, I know he's nervous! Hee, hee. However... and let me stress this very strongly... the MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR in winning or losing at Buzz Lightyear is... Tommy. As in: the one who gets stuck with The Bama driving for them is goin' down... hard! 'Cause Tommy is a TERRIBLE driver. Although slightly better than my Mom. Whomever gets Tommy, gets SPUN. And not in a good way. But in a nauseating way. Just like the Mad Tea Party or The Primeval "Hurl-a-Whirl" at Animal Kingdom. And FAST. He's fast. He's the Space Ranger Spin Jinx. And neither DH nor I want him driving for us. So, as we walk towards the ride, I'm whispering to Tommy. I tell him that Daddy loves to ride with him for Buzz. And that, maybe, when we're in line, he should ask Daddy to ride in his cruiser with him. And Daddy's star cruiser is ALWAYS more fun than Mommy's. And Daddy is cool. And fun. And, by the way, so is Beth! And Calvin! THEN... he tells me that he wants to ride with ME... because he rode all afternoon with Daddy. Driving HIS star cruiser. And he's tired of that. He wants ME. He likes riding with me. Goody gumdrops. DH is a cunning DH. Sly as a fox. I'm impressed. And doomed.