The Hangout Thread: Where JP's Gals Fangirl Over Boybands and Divers

my hair only looks great when absolutely no one is ever going to see it
 
whenever my back and/or knee starts to hurt (which is like 80% of the time lbr) i say "i'm not as young as i used to be"
 

"If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle."


how many elephants did we have that this was made a law
 
"It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit."

i've broken this law
 
"It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season."

this law is on the books in more than one state
 
"The third Thursday of October is designated as “New Jersey Credit Union Day” and citizens of the state should observe the day with “appropriate activities and programs”.


but what IS an appropriate activity and program
 
the british problems post on tumblr
i'm actully weeping

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this is my life
i don't even like bounty that much BUT I ALWAYS HAVE TO EAT THEM
 
'I've listened to Capital FM on 4 different occasions today and each time Daft Punk has been playing.'

someone else feels my pain
 
'They put the Have I Got News for You hash tag (#hignfy) on the bottom of the screen at the start of the show and my mind always tries to pronounce it even though it's not actually a word'

every week
 












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