As exciting as a Thursday night of scrolling through a distant acquaintance's profile and accidentally liking a status of theirs from three months ago might seem, I promise this reading will be worth leaving the house for.
fix the machine.
no.
really? when i was your age i listened to whatever a puppet told me.
how old do you think we are?
i don't know. 1,2? it's hard to see with the one eye.