Yeah, it was so hilarious how he dramatically changed when the bug flew in his mouth xD
Lol, I just imagined a guy actually making out with a pig snout...ick.
I don't think I have the swine flu; I only have a sore throat and some coughing...
He probably read Cosmo, they'd totally put something like that in there.
It's usually like "how to have the best sex!" or "100 sex tips!"
One of my teachers always had stacks of Cosmos on her desk lol.