Alesia
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Happy Black Friday, everyone!
I hope you are all safe and sound. We avoided the stores today and spent the day at the zoo. Carly took notes about the status of all the animals:
The ducks were happy. The geese were pushy. Franklin and Renee (the camels) were hairy. Daphne the lion was coughing up a hairball (seriously.) The tapir had, as was described by the 70 year old lady standing next to me, a tremendous erection.
Fortunately Carly didn't write that down, although she did say, "Mom, I can see his 'you know what!'"
I hope you are all safe and sound. We avoided the stores today and spent the day at the zoo. Carly took notes about the status of all the animals:

The ducks were happy. The geese were pushy. Franklin and Renee (the camels) were hairy. Daphne the lion was coughing up a hairball (seriously.) The tapir had, as was described by the 70 year old lady standing next to me, a tremendous erection.


Fortunately Carly didn't write that down, although she did say, "Mom, I can see his 'you know what!'"
