The Following is REALLY COOL!

[AmoDolphin]

Three Fishermen went fishing one day. They caught a mermaid who promiced to grant them each one wish if they let her go. Agreeing for the group, the first fisherman said, "Can you DOUBLE my intellegance?" -Poof- he started reciting MacBeth. The Second fisherman said, "Wow! Can you TRIPLE my intellegance?" -Poof- he started rambeling off Einstien's equations. The Third fisherman said, "Hey, can you QUADRUPLE my intellegance?" After thinking for a moment, the mermaid asked "Are you sure?" After replying yes, -POOF!- He became a woman.

 

[MuNkY]

 

[AmoDolphin]

Hey, it's true! (But don't go asking my science teacher that...)

 

[Darth Sidious]

hahaha wow. wow is all i have to say about that

 

[Zbaby]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Usually, I like jokes that are true, but I'll make an exception for this one.

 

[TheBellhop]

Lying is bad for karma.

 

[Sparx]

Lying is bad for karma.

 

[CASTAWAYCAYCUTIE]

oh yeah girls rule!

 

[MuNkY]

Lying is bad for karma.

My Karma ran over your Dogma.

...

 

[The Dark Dancer]

That's good! True about most guys. No offence boys!

 

[U Just Got PUNKD]

lol.. but when you think about it.. it's not true for some girls..
I mean look at Jessica Simpson..

 

[!!PonyBoy!!]

Lol!!!!!

 

[Sparx]

lol.. but when you think about it.. it's not true for some girls..
I mean look at Jessica Simpson..

Jessica Simpson is a marketing genius. Just think. How much money has been made off "chicken or tuna"?

 

[Daisymae26]

That's good! True about most guys. No offence boys!

oh yeah!

 

[Saxsoon]

But was that on purpose or by accident.

 

[MuNkY]

Jessica Simpson is a marketing genius. Just think. How much money has been made off "chicken or tuna"?

If she planned that then I'll punched myself in the face.

 

[Sparx]

If she planned that then I'll punched myself in the face.

she didn't plan it, but she's made an awful lot of money off the "dumb blonde" bit, hasn't she?

 

[MuNkY]

she didn't plan it, but she's made an awful lot of money off the "dumb blonde" bit, hasn't she?

Doesn't make her any smarter though.