Part 17, Day 8, end-of-March-something
Have I told you how much my E likes to dress up? He is my Golden Sunshine. He has a terrific imagination and gets into character for every life event. Since he was two, hes been in full baseball dress for every one of brother As baseball practices or games. Hes the preschooler who dresses up for every elementary school evening party. He begs for odd clothing in stores. I mean odd, too. He is, as Ive told you , a greedy little joker who sees the retail world as his dressing room. When I told him about the Pirate Cruise, he was all about the Pirate Wear. Before we left Tennessee.
When Mickey and Stitch called that morning (Day 8 of 10, people. try to keep up.) E was already fiddling with his wardrobe and effects. I love that Johnny Depp line in Pirates of the Caribbean, by the way (My effects, please.), dont you? Ever since that movie I have referred to Es accessories, tote-alongs, and regalia as his effects. It suits him just right. He had his belt, pistol, eyepatch, hat, strapped-on bag, and God knows what else laid out for the valet (moi) to ready. Whatever. I had my own big Morning Out planned. Keys to the Kingdom, on deck. My dear dh wanted me to do it since it has been a dream for some time. DS12 was pea-green with envy. I promised to take him when he is 16.
After another love-in with the delicious concierge breakfast, we parted ways. The CookMaster, who had abandoned me the day before, wanted a full report on the KTTK tour, so I had a job to do. We brushed teeth, gathered OUR effects, and prepared to part ways. I had to be at MK before the Pirate Cruise, which meant Shrek received 15 minutes of parenting instructions. Come on. He is a fabulous father, but I am the planner. He had no clue how to get E to the cruise, when, where, why, how, etc. He received his marching orders well and promised he and A would return to the GF early to pick up E. Thank God they did or this story would have taken a tragic turn here.
Keys to the Kingdom was terrific! You should try it sometime UNLESS you only like to see the Magic Kingdom in TechniColor . Our guide, Claire, explained that she sees backstage areas as black-and-white to the shows full-on color. Its a good description, too. Claire led us all to Main Street and began to effuse her love for Walt Disney, the man. I mean, she adores him. Worships, if you will. Shes an excellent ambassador for Disney and has those four Keys down pat. I want her job. Now.
I dont want to tell you everything, or, really, much at all about the tour for several reasons. First, you should do it and it should be fresh for you. We read sooo much about Disney here that we have the potential to miss fresh information. Im the queen of pre-reading and loving that info, but I want to keep this a little more sacred. Second, some of our readers may not want to know the secrets and pixie dust revealed on the tour. I am respecting that. I will tell you I learned a great deal about the Imagineers, planning, lightning rods, cast parking, Splash Mountain, the Haunted Mansion, and Tinkerbell (my favorite part). The lunch was delicious (Columbia Harbor House) and gave us a chance to mingle with our tour mates. You might guess I chatted with everyone. Plenty of that. The tour is reasonably priced, for Disney , and well worth a half day. I will tell you we finished about 1:30, so plan accordingly.
By the time it was over I was more than ready to see the family. I called them to learn they were back at the Poly. Mort and A had successfully delivered and retrieved E, then spent some time on MK on Space Mountain. Some of you probably think we are terrible parents for letting our 6 year old go on the cruise then going to MK. You may be dead-on correct. We didnt feel that way at all, though. DH said each child was paired with another Pirate (Hi Zach!!!) and parents were given pagers and return times by the three excellent cast members. The kids, of course, wore life jackets the entire trip.
E later told me the whole story. His face lit up (love him!!!!!!!!) as he described the greedy pirate (CM) who tried to take all the treasure until the pirates (kids) stopped her. He had a ball and didnt miss a beat. A and Shrek got to ride some thrillers, and I did my tour. It was a wonderful morning.
I decided to boat (excuse me, launch) back to the Poly; Im so glad I did. It was a beautiful afternoon and I was greeted by a sight Ill never forget. My three pirates, the men I adore, were on the beach right outside our room. They waved and smiled as the launch approached the marina. This is what I saw:
I am sorry if this seems short. You are so kind to read my trip report but sometimes I can find more time to post if I keep the chapters short. I love sharing our familys journey and passion for Disney with you! Thank you for every single viewing, question, and comment. I love your stories!
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