The Everything POTC Club!!

[oddball27]

glad im not the only one!!!!



Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?

I recite them when were shopping too!! During some of them, I get odd looks though!!

 

[bloomie43]

*light bulb* JOHNNY!!!!

 

[oddball27]

I was waitin on that one!!!

 

[bloomie43]

*gasp* *wheeze* *choke*

ahhhh

 

[oddball27]

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped himself a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.






I need some more funny stories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bloomie43]

honestly, i dont have any funny stories...seriously...my life is SO boring...but ill try and think of one...theres got to be one about emily and our priest that shes scared to death of...haha

 

[oddball27]

lol!! Emilia and the priest make me laugh!! I have so many funny Corey, Shady, Greg, And Honey stories, but you really have to know my friends for them to be funny!!!!!

Let me know if u have any more requests!!!!



Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
[To Commodore]
Jack Sparrow: I want you to know that I was rooting for you.
[To Elizabeth]
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat. Friends... This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that you...
[backs up and trips over ledge]

 

[oddball27]

Boxers Orlando, Jude, Chad, and Joel can model for me, can model for me, LoL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bloomie43]

well, i already told you about the green goldfish incident, i think, so, here goes...*ahem*

a couple of weeks ago we were sitting in church at school being tortured, and the priest was giving out communion...we were sitting behind him, and i leaned over and i was like, omg em, he looks like a girl from behind!!! she was like, well duh!!! thats b/c he IS a girl

haha...not really what id call funny, but its as close as it gets

 

[oddball27]

Are you there???




Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa: There be a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
[crew laughs]
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no."

 

[bloomie43]

haha...me first me first!!!

 

[oddball27]

Aaw, thats so mean, LoL!!!!

 

[oddball27]

You made me look stupid!! LoL LoL!!!!!!!!

Jack Sparrow: [after Will draws his sword] ] Put it away, son. Its not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: That's not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?

 

[oddball27]

What to talk about...What to talk about...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................................

 

[bloomie43]

i know its mean, but its true!!! i thought it was a girl!!!

oh, im sorry!!!! i dont like making people feel stupid, if that makes you feel any better!!!

 

[oddball27]

LoL!!!!

It was funny!!!

 

[oddball27]

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

 

[bloomie43]

i wonder if i have any more scary priest stories...??

 

[oddball27]

LoL!!!! I told you about the cookie, right??? Yep, I did!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

UhOh, the party is getting sleepy!! (Well, this half of it is anyway!!!) We've gotta do something fun, quick!!!!!!!