just thought id give everyone an update of where i am in the movie
Jack : [enters smithy, sees drunk and sleeping Mr. Brown and pokes him to see if hell awaken] Whoa! [tries to get rid of the irons with a hammer but it doesnt work; uses the red hot end of a metal rod to spur the donkey; succeeds in breaking the link between them by putting them on two turning wheels in the machinery powered by the donkey; hides when Will enters]
Will : [calms the donkey; sees Brown ] Right where I left you. [sees hammer] Not where I left you. [notices Jack s hat and reaches for it; enter Jack with sword unsheathed] You're the one they're hunting. The pirate.
Jack : You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will : I make a point of avoiding familiarity with pirates.
Jack : Ah. Well, then it would be a shame to put a black mark on your record. So, if you'll excuse me [turns away and is about to leave when Will gets his own sword] Do you think this wise, boy, crossing blades with a pirate?
Will : You threatened Miss Swann .
Jack : Only a little. [they parry] You know what youre doing, Ill give you that. Excellent form but hows your footwork? If I step here; [he steps] very good. Now I step again. Ta. [sheathes sword and walks to the door; Will throws sword which gets stuck in the door, barring the exit; Jack tries to pull it out but is unsuccessful] That is a wonderful trick except once again you are between me and my way out. And now you have no weapon. [ Will takes out a sword with a heated tip; they fight] Who makes all these? [looks pointedly at swords]
Will : I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack : You need to find yourself a girl, mate! Or, perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you? [looks down]
