The Dumbest Song...

[Chatter Box]

What is the dumbest song you have ever heard? And did you know all the words??

 

[AllyandJack]

There is this new song all the time....I have no idea who "sings" it. But, I know every single word and I hate the song and hate that I can sing along.

It goes something like....Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Dontcha you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Dontcha? Dontcha?

It's awful....but, I sit in my car and sing along with it anyway.

 

[*Fantasia*]

There is this new song all the time....I have no idea who "sings" it. But, I know every single word and I hate the song and hate that I can sing along.

It goes something like....Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Dontcha you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Dontcha? Dontcha?

It's awful....but, I sit in my car and sing along with it anyway.

Oh my gosh! Same here! I hate that song... and they are playing it often on the radio.. and now... I am beginning to kind of like it...

 

[AllyandJack]

Oh my gosh! Same here! I hate that song... and they are playing it often on the radio.. and now... I am beginning to kind of like it...

I know! I COULD change the station, but I don't. I sit there, in traffic, and sing along with it. Then I think, "I hate that song." I was in the car with DH when it came on and I said, "I hate this song." He finally asked me why I knew all the words. I didn't know what to say!

 

[mainewmn]

There is this new song all the time....I have no idea who "sings" it. But, I know every single word and I hate the song and hate that I can sing along.

It goes something like....Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Dontcha you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Dontcha? Dontcha?

It's awful....but, I sit in my car and sing along with it anyway.

The song is by PussyCat Dolls I hear it all the time and try my hardest to switch before it starts running all through my head just like it is now…

My most hated song is the Pina Colada song:

“If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape."
I didn't think about my lady…..”


uughhh, I so dislike this song its about 2 cheating people that happen to hook up together! Yack….

 

[wendy1974]

There is this new song all the time....I have no idea who "sings" it. But, I know every single word and I hate the song and hate that I can sing along.

It goes something like....Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Dontcha you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Dontcha? Dontcha?

It's awful....but, I sit in my car and sing along with it anyway.

DITTO!

 

[kasar]

An oldie but a goodie:

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!


That's the song I always think of when the topic of dumb songs/lyrics comes up!

 

[epcotfan]

Remember the tv show The Fall Guy?
These lyrics are ******** at best.

Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell,But I've been seen with
Farrah. I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine.
I've been on fire with Sally Field, Gone fast with a girl named Bo
But somehow they did not end up as mine.

It's a death defyin' life I lead,I take my chances. I die for a
livin' in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I ever do Is
watch my leadin' ladies Kiss some other guy while I'm bandagin'
my knee.

I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new
car. 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a
star.

I never spend much time in school But I taught ladies plenty.
It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey.

I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs,blown up for Raquel Welch.
But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey.

I might jump an open drawbridge,Or Tarzan from a vine.'Cause I'm
the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine.

 

[nemo1987]

The first one that came to mind was hollaback girl. I really dislike this song, but when it comes on the radio, I can sing the words to it. I am sure there are more but that is the only one that comes to mind.
-Sarah

 

[diznygirl]

What about "The Horse with No Name"?????

If you've ever heard John Charles at WDW - he does a bit about this - it's ROTFLMAO funny!!! And oh so true...

"After 2 days, in the desert sun, my skin began to turn red...." After 2 days? BEGAN?! He should be burnt to a crisp!

Only words in the song that make sense: "La,la,lalalalala......"

 

[auntie k]

would Macarana (sp?) count?
No, I never learned the words...just the dumb dance that went with it!!

 

[Mysteria]

Anyone remember the song from the 80's Da,Da, Da by Trio? It was sooooo bad.

Myst

 

[MosMom]

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

In the morning laughing happy fish heads
In the evening floating in the soup

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer they can't talk

I took a fish head out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay to get it in

They can't play baseball they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers they don't play drums

Roly poly fish heads are never seen
Drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants
with Oriental women

Yeah.

Fish heads fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
Yum

 

[KimR]

From 'Driving With your Eyes Closed' by Don Henley:

I used to paint the princess
I used to paint the frogs
Now I paint mustaches on dangerous dogs

I like the song, but they lyrics make no sense

 

[Forevryoung]

Dumbest song?

"this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and then continued singing it forever just becuase this is the song that doesnt end..."

In your head yet??

 

[AllyandJack]

Dumbest song?

"this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and then continued singing it forever just becuase this is the song that doesnt end..."

In your head yet??

OMG! Lamb Chop!!

My best friend and I used to torture each other with that song when we were in high school. Tomorrow is her b-day....I may have to call her up and sing it to her!

 

[Mysteria]

Dumbest song?

"this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and then continued singing it forever just becuase this is the song that doesnt end..."

In your head yet??

Ackkk!!! You are evil! lol

 

[Chatter Box]

those are some great annoying songs.. some I have never heard of...
the fish head song was awesome, I just used that on a different thread the other day something about bait or something..

How about Stacy's Mom ?? I can NOT stand that song, yet I could sing most of it..

 

[goofygirl]

What about "The Horse with No Name"?????

If you've ever heard John Charles at WDW - he does a bit about this - it's ROTFLMAO funny!!! And oh so true...

"After 2 days, in the desert sun, my skin began to turn red...." After 2 days? BEGAN?! He should be burnt to a crisp!

Only words in the song that make sense: "La,la,lalalalala......"

You're in the desert with nothing to do..so...NAME THE HORSE!!


Hattaway (or Haddaway?) had that song with few lines over and over "What is love? Baby don't hurt me....don't hurt me....no more...." So dumb, yet so catchy.

 

[MagicalMom]

What was that Hanson song? Mmm Bop? Or something like that? I couldn't stand that song!