The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[Kama89]

Well okay, so maybe I'm not above hanging up on you, but I didn't this time....my phone did.
She was holding me prisoner on the phone you guys! She knows I can't post and talk at the same time like she can so she FORCED me to stay on the phone so that she could come here and post lies about me. She's an eeeee-vil woman, be afraid....be verrrrry afraid.

 

[helenabear]

Oh shoot... I am so torn now... I was going to buy the wallpaper to torture Kimmie with. Now what should I do

 

[Kama89]

NO!!! Gimme that wallpaper Bonnie!!! *Kim throws her body onto the wallpaper* Oh wait. Is it still on the ceiling? That could prove to be a little difficult to actually accomplish huh? Hrmmmm.... Velcro! I need velcro!!

 

[helenabear]

Originally posted by Kama89
Well okay, so maybe I'm not above hanging up on you, but I didn't this time....my phone did.
She was holding me prisoner on the phone you guys! She knows I can't post and talk at the same time like she can so she FORCED me to stay on the phone so that she could come here and post lies about me. She's an eeeee-vil woman, be afraid....be verrrrry afraid.

Oh can it you twit! No one believes you nor cares if that were true anyway since they all know I am the DIS Angel! You agreed too since you sent me that keychain

 

[Kama89]

Blasted keychain.



*Ummm... hello? Could someone please get me down from here? Kim's lips are getting tired from kissing this wallpaper. Her lips are also getting dry and starting to stick.*

 

[helenabear]

So glad I have physical evidence to support my case there

Um you know I think we ought to keep Kim up there for a while, what do you all think?

 

[LucyStorm]

Bonnie pulls kim off the ceiling and then notices that the wallpaper is that peel and stick stuff. Since Kim has made it all wet and slimy anyway with all that kissing, Bonnie pulls it off the ceiling and hands it over to Kim. Here throw these leeches away on your way out of my room, please.

 

[helenabear]

Ewwww... you touched that wallpaper after Kimmie slobbered on it???

 

[LucyStorm]

I'm a nurse, I have plenty of rubber gloves for just such occasions.

 

[lilboo]

Bonnie's a nurse...slobber might be a welcome change.

Am I forgiven...yet?

 

[Kama89]

Ya know Elaine, that keychain was created in a place famous for it's sense of fantasy, pretend, make believe...that sort of thing.


Oh thank goodness! Thank you Bonnie! That was beginning to get a wee bit uncomfortable... Apolo or not, the ceiling is not a fun place to hang out at (get it?! HANG out.....*sigh* at?)

Kim runs off with her wallpaper....and, uh.... leeches. Eeeeew eeewww eeeewww!! Kim throws the leeches in Bonnie's toilet on her way out.

Oh hey! Did I read earlier that Jennifer wants Michele to bite her?? Geesh! ....and they say that I'M kinky!!

Betty, I'm so sorry you're not feeling well. Did you get whatever it was DH had?? The cottage is not the same without you, at all! Please come back as soon as you can, you are missed SO much!!

Karen, You are SO SWEET!!! Seriously major hugs to you sweetie!! You're one of a kind and a dear friend. God Bless you!

 

[helenabear]

Jeannie, I was a bit busy tonight, but I must have missed something... you in trouble???

Kimmie, ZIP the LIPS!!! I'm tired of your mean comments

Bonnie, you are a smart woman to have those rubber gloves on hand

 

[LucyStorm]

Well, my little yaya sisters,
I'm off to bed where the Mr.'s
fast asleep I hope and pray
so I can play another day.

And now Miss Dream I hope you see
that you can't get the best of me!
Tomorrow is my big day off
so I'll be here to laugh and scoff
at you when you take a chance
and do a happy table dance
because you think that win you might
I won't go down without a fight!



Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the bedbugs bite!

 

[helenabear]

Good night Bonnie!!!!

 

[lilboo]

..to putting a shoe in my butt bc I brought the ol' EWOK-face wallpaper to be plastered on her ceiling...

Originally posted by LucyStorm
And Jeannie, my faithless padawan,
You want to go to the great beyond?
You have really hurt my feelings
Putting Soul Patch Man upon my ceilings.

What is a Master left to do,
but kick your butt with a great big shoe!

Your future could hold a big demotion
If you don't find some magic potion
to fix the damage you have done
so clean up now, my little one!

It really was a money-saving prank as I knew she could pawn it off to Kim as a birthday gift or something. I wrote a responsorial apology in poetic form....but...

Hang out...at!!!

G'night Master...if she's still speaking to me. Me too...I have work...so I skedaddle too.

 

[helenabear]

OH wow... I was just so impressed with the fact that you all can rhyme I totally lost sight of what that was about. I am sure you are fine though... Bonnie isn't that mean

 

[lilboo]

...I totally felt your absence and I was going to do a CLASSIC ELAINE POST -a kind of tribute-but I now have NO RECOLLECTION of what that might've been...

You'd think it was running around calling Kim a "twit" or something but it wasn't that mean...

What was it...?

I'll think on it and get back to you. The ol' noggin...SLOW.

 

[Kama89]

Kimmie, ZIP the LIPS!!! I'm tired of your mean comments

Sheesh.

 

[LucyStorm]

All is forgiven lilboo
After all, we still love you.

Bonnie isn't that mean

Are you SURE about that Elaine?

 

[helenabear]

Oh sorry Kimmie... I didn't mean to be that cruel

Jeannie the only other thing I can think of that I do that is considered almost "classic" is my ability to avoid questions and comments. I will even reply and make it look like I am talking about something of substance, but I am not... just good & well planned ramblings that sort of touch on the subject that I am trying to ignore