Good morning everybody!

How is everyone? Great here except for my stupid little dog that seems to have misplaced what little bit of a brain that she did have. She's developed a new morning routine when I put her outside. Instead of going out to use the little puppy bathroom, she tears out to the back fence and barks incessantly at the neighbor dog on the other side. She's been out there for almost 5 min. now barking w/o stopping. It's not even 7 AM yet.

I'm sure the neighbors just LOVE me!
Nancy, our lovely housekeeper takes care of ALL Ya Ya rooms...well, except for mine. He's not allowed in there.
Jay, Now now... I would never hire a cookie baking housekeeper. I knew Nancy would never let her in the house, so believe me, this is a non cookie baking sweet little Granny. Besides, her cataracts are to the point now, where she can't see the fine print of the recipes.

She needs the work Jay... the poor dear. Her family threw her out of the house last week. She has no where else to go!

Ya know, I think Marilyn is onto you Jay. I don't think this has annnnything to do with her ability or lack thereof to carry out her housekeeping skills....does it now?
Woah!! What do you mean she's after my guy?!?! Ummm.... I don't think so you Depends wearing ole hag!! You touch him and you'll be one big dead Granny before your creaky old bones hit the floor!!
Jeannie, I got your references to Karen's post count... it just took me forever to wade through the war last night to get to the point where I could say anything.

For what's it worth, I was waving my arms, jumping up and down yelling:

I KNOW ~ I KNOW!!!!
Star Wars on IMAX huh? Oh.
Ok, went and dragged two stupid dogs back in the house. What imbeciles.
