oh wait, I have more to confess...last month at DL I told a lady who was trying to mow throuh the crowd with her
ECV to slow herself down-that went over well

and once,when a rude person decided to shove in front of me and the kids at a night parade,just pushed in between us and the rope-blocking my view I gave her a long running commentary in my most annoying voice for her video she was recording. I'm sure when she got home, she was pleased with her view.....but oh,the soundtrack! later on my mom said she wondered why
I didn't stop talking the whole parade....just things that weren't harmful,but would annoy a stranger like 'oh, nice dress! There's a light out there! Where's Mickey? Has Mickey come by yet?Mermaid! I LOVE Ariel!' etc etc.