So I can't believe how that worked out yesterday. I seriously went with the approach I described...I called DH, asked him if I was still working at 2pm, and could I have the weekend off in two weeks, and could he call his parents to watch the kids. He was

and asked if he had to move into the guest bedroom...
I guess I should explain this one. His brother has been married for probably 7 years...decided about a year or so into his marriage that he was bi...so he and his wife have had a very unique relationship (that they give us details on

). Well, he text messaged DH yesterday that "wife has a friend, I am now sleeping in the guest bedroom". So now it is kind of our joke (I SWEAR DH was adopted

)
Back to the story...so I got to work, DH called his parents (after he realized I would be somewhat "safe" with Shawna, and would not do anything to get myself into trouble

) and they all agreed