Heard on the Boat:
G-Man: Daddy I have a fish
Me: Are you sure
G-Man: Well, my bobber went under
Me, now looking back: Reel him in Bud!!
G-Man: I don't think I can do that
Me: Why not.
G-Man: Because it's an alligator.
Me, now stepping over to him: What the "peanut butter"...
Sure enough, he's hooked a 3 foot alligator. Hooked a fish first, the alligator ate the fish...and here's my 3 year old reaching down to "pull the alligator off"
I can't figure it out, I can lose a 5 inch bream on this rod, but I can't shake this gator off--finally just cut the line.
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Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!
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FYI... That was just a joke... in the "Deep Thought's by Jack Handy" vein...![]()
Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!
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Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!
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Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!
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Thanks Nate! And Happy Birthday!Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!![]()
The Pilgrims landed in Korea too?Unfortunately, we don't get Labor Day off here...however, next weekend is Korean Thanksgiving, and I get Monday and Tuesday off. I'll celebrate then.
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How did you make out during the hurricane?
Nate, Barry & Brady
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Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. Oh, no, I said, Disneyland burned down. He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
- Jack Handy
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I am back from the future... just in time to warn myself not do this.
Just to bring you up to speed on the reprocutions, the year is 2034, my son just got out of prison. He attributes his violent mood swings to "the day that idiot formerly known as my Dad, made me search through a dumpster to find a damn pin to trade, and then toyed with my emotions with promises of Mickey shaped food, and days of unprecedented family fun." I should have known he was heading down that path when the following day he cut the brakes in my car, and blamed Goofy.
My daughter on the other hand, she's doing much better. It's been 3 weeks now since she started talking to me again. She introduced me to her new...ummm.... life partner.... awwww, who am I kidding. It's her wife. She told me that after my fun with video, she decided she never wants to have kids, saying something about "they are humans with feelings and emotions, not to be toyed with for the sheer amusement of some loner's on a social networking site" ... It was something like that, I have to admit I tuned her out when she started to drone on and on about me being a loser, and I should really be more considerate about others peoples feelings... or some malarkey like that.
Anyways, My wife remarried 3 months after the incident, and me I'm doing fine, my candid camera show did well, it was number one in the ratings for a bunch of years, and now I am planning to take my nephew to the moon next week. It should be a riot.
Oh, and before you ask....
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You'll thank me one day.
Anyways folks... sing it with me....
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There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of ev'ryday
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
And tomorrow's just a dream away
Man has a dream and that's the start
He follows his dream with mind and heart
And when it becomes a reality
It's a dream come true for you and me
So there's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of ev'ryday
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Just a dream away
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We made it out ok, lost alot of shingles, and had some water come into the house. Had a tree go down in the backyard, but thankfully it missed the wooden swing set that I put up this past spring.
How'd you guys fare?
Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!
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I agree... just allow me to add the 2 things this page is missing...
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