DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club XII: Oh... There You Are Perry!

[trennr]

Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!

 

[Wherem I Now]

Heard on the Boat:

G-Man: Daddy I have a fish

Me: Are you sure

G-Man: Well, my bobber went under

Me, now looking back: Reel him in Bud!!

G-Man: I don't think I can do that

Me: Why not.

G-Man: Because it's an alligator.

Me, now stepping over to him: What the "peanut butter"...

Sure enough, he's hooked a 3 foot alligator. Hooked a fish first, the alligator ate the fish...and here's my 3 year old reaching down to "pull the alligator off"

I can't figure it out, I can lose a 5 inch bream on this rod, but I can't shake this gator off--finally just cut the line.

Thank **GOD** his mother wasn't there

Mom wouldn't approve of him catching the big one of the day?

Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!

Well, Happy Birthday!!

Glad that I have off tomorrow to enjoy the last days of summer in the sun and... (what do you mean have I seen the weather for tomorrow?) What the... ?!?

Have a great day no matter how wet it will be.

 

[baseballmickey]

FYI... That was just a joke... in the "Deep Thought's by Jack Handy" vein...

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

- Jack Handy


one of my favorites!

 

[Disney Commando]

Nate, Barry & Brady

Barry I hope Bambi gave you that nice tub of cheeseballs you have been eyeing up & not another project

Fed - Nice Hope you didn't catch hell from the wife

 

[katoot]

Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!

Unfortunately, we don't get Labor Day off here ...however, next weekend is Korean Thanksgiving, and I get Monday and Tuesday off. I'll celebrate then.

 

[dvczerfs]

Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!

happy birthday nate.

 

[cj9200]

Morning guys,

A belated Happy birthday Nate and Barry. Hope they were good ones. And a great Labor Day to all. Mine is going to be laid back. Just going to break out the Webber for some burgers and dogs.

 

[afwdwfan]

Happy Birthday to all the dads with Labor Day weekend Birthdays!


I think we're getting ready to head out to the zoo today. Glad the weather has cooled down a bit.

 

[theduck619]

Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!

Happy b-day commish

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Good Morning Dads!

September Dads!

For all The Dads.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!

Thanks Nate! And Happy Birthday!

Unfortunately, we don't get Labor Day off here ...however, next weekend is Korean Thanksgiving, and I get Monday and Tuesday off. I'll celebrate then.

The Pilgrims landed in Korea too?

 

[10dedfish]

How did you make out during the hurricane?

We made it out ok, lost alot of shingles, and had some water come into the house. Had a tree go down in the backyard, but thankfully it missed the wooden swing set that I put up this past spring.

How'd you guys fare?

 

[scott2997]

Nate, Barry & Brady

Apparently their parents like to get it on in December! How's that for a Labor Day morning visual!

 

[twokids0204]

Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!

Happy Birthday....

And Happy Birthday to all DISdads with Birthdays.

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. “Oh, no,” I said, “Disneyland burned down.” He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

- Jack Handy


one of my favorites!

Exactley...

 

[twokids0204]

I am back from the future... just in time to warn myself not do this.

Just to bring you up to speed on the reprocutions, the year is 2034, my son just got out of prison. He attributes his violent mood swings to "the day that idiot formerly known as my Dad, made me search through a dumpster to find a damn pin to trade, and then toyed with my emotions with promises of Mickey shaped food, and days of unprecedented family fun." I should have known he was heading down that path when the following day he cut the brakes in my car, and blamed Goofy.

My daughter on the other hand, she's doing much better. It's been 3 weeks now since she started talking to me again. She introduced me to her new...ummm.... life partner.... awwww, who am I kidding. It's her wife. She told me that after my fun with video, she decided she never wants to have kids, saying something about "they are humans with feelings and emotions, not to be toyed with for the sheer amusement of some loner's on a social networking site" ... It was something like that, I have to admit I tuned her out when she started to drone on and on about me being a loser, and I should really be more considerate about others peoples feelings... or some malarkey like that.

Anyways, My wife remarried 3 months after the incident, and me I'm doing fine, my candid camera show did well, it was number one in the ratings for a bunch of years, and now I am planning to take my nephew to the moon next week. It should be a riot.

Oh, and before you ask....

4 18 23 29 37 41 44

You'll thank me one day.

Anyways folks... sing it with me....


There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of ev'ryday
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
And tomorrow's just a dream away

Man has a dream and that's the start
He follows his dream with mind and heart
And when it becomes a reality
It's a dream come true for you and me

So there's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of ev'ryday
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow
Just a dream away

Weirdest thing happend.

I was catching up on this thread, and stumbled across this post. It looks like it came from me, but I don't remember ever typing it.

To make a long story short... not even 5 mins after reading this, I get a visit from an older man, maybe in his 70's (a very good looking gent with a youthful glow I might add), anyways he identified himself as ME, and seemed to know things only I would know, and a bunch of things I don't even know yet.

He kinda set me straight, and I called off the scavenger hunt.

So we are good now. Pheeeew.

Now that reminds me, I should cancel the airplane with the big streaming message.

 

[Ashmanarion]

We made it out ok, lost alot of shingles, and had some water come into the house. Had a tree go down in the backyard, but thankfully it missed the wooden swing set that I put up this past spring.

How'd you guys fare?

Had some wind damage, lots of limbs for our families. Lots of trees down around the area though. Still people without power. Glad you guys did okay.

 

[ClearScreen]

I know Fantasy Football is starting, but it is Fantasy Baseball Playoff time!

Here are the playoff brackets:

Quarterfinal

(1) PhineastoEzratoGus - Bye

Quarterfinal

(4) Baloo's Cubs

(5) The Incredibles


Quarterfinal

(3) The Hittin' Mickeys

(6) JUNGLE (Nelson) CRUZ


Quarterfinal

(2) Splash Mountaineers - Bye

JUNGLE (Nelson) CRUZ had a great least week to leapfrog over the Yak 'n Yankees for the final playoff spot. They face the Hittin' Mickeys who battled the Splash Mountaineers all year long for the Mickey Division crown. The Mountaineers held on and beat their nemesis by two games to capture the division and earn the first round bye.

The overall top seed, PhineastoEzratoGus, won the Goofy Division by a whopping 21 games over The Incredibles and get the other first round bye. The Incredibles will meet the winner of the Donald Division, Baloo's Cubs, in the other first round playoff matchup.

It was a great and exciting regular season and let's hope for the same in the playoffs!! Good luck to all!

ClearScreen

P.S. Happy Birthday Nate!!

 

[AirGoofy]

Today was my B-Day...everyone take tomorrow off to celebrate!!!

Happy Birthday. Didn't see it on FB.

 

[AirGoofy]

I agree... just allow me to add the 2 things this page is missing...

I prefer Dole Whip over the float, but nice addition.

 

[AirGoofy]

A bad start to Labor Day. The guy bush hogging the weeds behind my house threw a rock that split my fence and busted a hole in the siding. He was hired by my home owner's association. So, I have a claim against someone. He was nice enough and said he'd prefer to just pay for it as opposed to going thru insurance. I just have to deal with hassle ...