DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club VII - Oh Peanut Butter...

[IamTrike]

I would have been so mad I couldnt see straight. I would also have found another doctor after that day and the test was completed.

That was our last experience with that doc.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

My word… I think we need to open up a window in here and get the air moving around a little bit.

Yep, preps are not fun for patients, but sometimes necessary for us to see what we need to see during the study/scope/procedure.

The good news is...some of the newer preps are gentler and don't require you to drink as much.

I had the opportunity to use one of these “newer” treatments of which you speak. Only two 8oz glasses of water with the preparation mixed in. It was defiantly much less to consume at one time, but as for “gentler”… It kind’a missed that particular mark. I don’t remember the name of the specific product. We just refer to it as “the crap bomb”. Bad news is it’s just about time to have that test done again (and I ain’t looking forward to it ).

 

[GoHerd1028]

My word… I think we need to open up a window in here and get the air moving around a little bit.



I had the opportunity to use one of these “newer” treatments of which you speak. Only two 8oz glasses of water with the preparation mixed in. It was defiantly much less to consume at one time, but as for “gentler”… It kind’a missed that particular mark. I don’t remember the name of the specific product. We just refer to it as “the crap bomb”. Bad news is it’s just about time to have that test done again (and I ain’t looking forward to it ).

I need to request the crap bomb next time...much less to drink

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

I need to request the crap bomb next time...much less to drink

There ya’ go. Now you have something to look forward to.

 

[AJRitz]

Welcome to the DIS Dad's Club (DDC) thread!

"Home of Man Laws and Cheese Balls"​

The home of what........

MAN LAWS

Cheese Balls is a reference to road trip food - and an incident that I believe was recounted in the previous DDC thread, involving Cheese Balls and a car sick child.

 

[afwdwfan]

Only in the DIS Dads Club can a topic like bowel cleansing go on for multiple pages.

 

[GoHerd1028]

Only in the DIS Dads Club can a topic like bowel cleansing go on for multiple pages.

That is one of the great things about this place...no topic is taboo

 

[DisDadDoc]

That is one of the great things about this place...no topic is taboo

Some potential future topics:

Erectile Dysfunction
Vasectomies
Prostate Exams
Comb-overs & Hair Plugs

Or if these don't generate enough controversy, we could discuss which is better: DL or WDW?

 

[DisneyFed]

Some potential future topics:

Erectile Dysfunction
Vasectomies
Prostate Exams
Comb-overs & Hair Plugs

Or if these don't generate enough controversy, we could discuss which is better: DL or WDW?

Yeah, none of those issues here....

Well, thought I'd post from Lake Okeechobee...fishing has been fantastic...nothing giant, but a bunch of fish 3-4 pounds with an odd 8 pounder thrown in!!

Glad you guys have enjoyed my non Disney trip report...

On a side note, one of the guys down here left his wife and kids at Old Key West for a couple of days to come down and fish (he was with them first couple of days, and is rejoining them tomorrow)...they're from Pennsylvania, not sure I could make that same decision..

Oh...over 140 pages???????

Really????????

 

[FreezinRafiki]

I would have died if they had told me such a thing!! That would be enough to make someone jump off the bridge to go through that and then show up on te wrong day! We had people do that when I worked in diagnostic radiolgoy. They would show up for a barium enema on the wrong day...no matter what day they showed we would work them in just so they would not have to go through the prep again!

After DD was born, she didn't poop for 5 days. They had me take her in for a barium enema. I think they dislodged something with their probe, because the barium and 5 days worth of poop came out, all over their table. I swear, that is a smell I will never forget. No matter how hard I try, I'll never be able to forget that smell...

I have escourted many people to the bathrooms after a barium enema and then had to clean up the mess that they would leave after Bless their hearts! I finally developed a few "tricks" to keep the mess inside them until we got to the bathroom!

I'm waffling between wanting to know what these tricks are and really, really not wanting to know.

Oh, snap! Do you have a nemesis, yet? I think you need one!

Nope no nemesis has been assigned to me yet LOL

By the power vested in me by myself, I now pronounce you Nemesis and Nemesis. You may now hate each other until the end of time.

Cheese Balls is a reference to road trip food - and an incident that I believe was recounted in the previous DDC thread, involving Cheese Balls and a car sick child.

That's mine! Check out the Cheese Ball Yak Attack Trip Report in my signature. Or click here for the entry with all of the gory details.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Here's a good idea of what Steve experienced, if you really want to know:

http://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html

 

[IamTrike]

Cool. How long will y'all be there? We arrive on Sat 3/26.

We leave Port Orleans on the 23rd to head over to the dream. Just barely missing a meetup opportunity

I would love to but have to get back into running shape. I haven't trained for a distance race since before the twins.

The Disney Races are great first long distance races. The WDW half was my second race ever. The WISH group on disboards is really supportive. Signing up for a race is a great way to get motivated to start training again.

Not next year, but hopefully 2013. I'm currently focusing on getting in to shape for a trek to the Philmont ranch with the Scouts in summer next year (in New Mexico)... but want to do a marathon after that.

The trek sounds fun. Maybe we can get a group together in 2013?

 

[IamTrike]

Here's a good idea of what Steve experienced, if you really want to know:

http://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html

"The idea is, you crawl through the Colossal Colon, and you encounter various educational items in there, such as polyps, cancer and hemorrhoids the size of regulation volleyballs, and you go, ''Whoa, I better find out if I contain any of these things,'' and you get a colonoscopy"

Hey EPCOT I think we found something for the "Wonders of Life" building.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Some potential future topics:

Erectile Dysfunction
Vasectomies
Prostate Exams
Comb-overs & Hair Plugs

Ummmmm… Naaaa.

Or if these don't generate enough controversy, we could discuss which is better: DL or WDW?

Yah, that works a lot better.

Well, thought I'd post from Lake Okeechobee...fishing has been fantastic...nothing giant, but a bunch of fish 3-4 pounds with an odd 8 pounder thrown in!!

Glad you guys have enjoyed my non Disney trip report...

All the info you really need, not one wasted word, and I wish I was there.
That… Is an excellent TR.

I wish I could be that succinct. Seriously.
But noooooo. I have to ruin it by running on and on and………

On a side note, one of the guys down here left his wife and kids at Old Key West for a couple of days to come down and fish (he was with them first couple of days, and is rejoining them tomorrow)...they're from Pennsylvania, not sure I could make that same decision..

I know I couldn’t do it.

Oh...over 140 pages???????

Really????????

See above.

 

[WestPalmBucsFan]

Ok, can anyone join as long as we agree to obey the man laws?

 

[IamTrike]

How many of the criteria on the front page do you meet?

Yeah, if you want in I think your in. I'm a newb so I'm not the best to comment though.

 

[GoHerd1028]

After DD was born, she didn't poop for 5 days. They had me take her in for a barium enema. I think they dislodged something with their probe, because the barium and 5 days worth of poop came out, all over their table. I swear, that is a smell I will never forget. No matter how hard I try, I'll never be able to forget that smell...



I'm waffling between wanting to know what these tricks are and really, really not wanting to know.




By the power vested in me by myself, I now pronounce you Nemesis and Nemesis. You may now hate each other until the end of time.


That's mine! Check out the Cheese Ball Yak Attack Trip Report in my signature. Or click here for the entry with all of the gory details.

If you really want to know maybe one of these days I will share the trade secret with you

As far as a Nemesis...I think Chris has one already!

 

[GoHerd1028]

How many of the criteria on the front page do you meet?

Yeah if you want in I think your in. I'm a newb so I'm not the best to comment though.

You might be new but you have been sucked into this warped area of fun called the DisDads Club!

 

[AJRitz]

Wow. Georgetown is getting a beatdown from VCU. Still 12+ minutes to go, but they're down 17. Someone's going to be unhappy about that one.

 

[GoHerd1028]

Wow. Georgetown is getting a beatdown from VCU. Still 12+ minutes to go, but they're down 17. Someone's going to be unhappy about that one.

Hmmmmmm...I believe someone by the name of Chris is a Georgetown Alum!!