Hello! I wish I would have found this thread a long time ago.. I thought I was the only father that was obsessed openly with Disney World.
My name is Carl and I will tell you guys how A mouse snuck into my brain, then into my heart.
They say it all started with a Mouse.. with me it all started with an easy way to get my whole vacation planned, paid for and forgotten.
In 2007 I wanted to surprise my beautiful, wonderful, young at heart, wife with a vacation. (the kids were leaving for the summer so...) I got to thinking about what she likes.. what she doesnt like. she doesnt like sitting on the beach soaking up the rays.. she doesnt like dance clubs or mosquitos.. hmmmm.. I always liked log cabins.. so I did research on the web. "log cabins" after pages and pages I see Wilderness Lodge. "sweet, where is that?" Disney World.. They have roller coasters, my wife loves roller coasters. "Is it as big as that Busch gardens in Williamsburg?" yes. and it may be a little bigger than that.. ( dont laugh! I just didnt know) The most I have heard about Disney is the famous quotes.. I'm going to Disney World! I know you have all heard that.. almost as famous as "WHAS UUUUP"

I am rambling here... Sorry. I called up Disney.. they suggested the deluxe dining plan. didnt suggest ADR's.

sure sign me up.
I am all business type of guy sure I laugh and joke but I am the pessimistic
type. My wife is the optimistic type "that guy with the gun isnt gonna hurt anyone" me "I reach for my wallet" Funny how opposites attract. anyway we arrive at the orlando airport and I see this line a mile long at the "magical express" (here we go start of our first relaxing vacation, another blank blank line Just like I expected!) I paid all this money for a line to stand in.. The Wife "the line is moving pretty fast"

I check in there and here is this 70 year old Moron standing there with a stuffed animal on his hand waving at me to get on a bus! WHAT THE BLANK? What have I gotten us into.. this trip did not include kids. (or so I thought

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We get on the bus. now here is Mickey Donald Goofy on a television telling me all about the "best kept secret". great, I have done this before. Just an hour of your time and you get a Certificate for free dinner" Timeshare AHHH I paid all this money and I am going to get a pitch for a timeshare!
We arrive at Wilderness Lodge. The look on my wifes face was the most awestruck little kid look that I have ever seen.. the people were nice the resort was beautiful. The worry wrinkles and the stress of Raising teens was melting away the minute she walked in into the lobby. "ohh its soo pretty" she says. Im thinking "where is that little weasle that wants "just an hour of my time"

he never showed up.
Whats the first thing a first timer wants to see when going to Disney? Magic Kingdom thats what. Gotta ride a boat.. hmm not so bad. we get there and I notice this crowd going through the turnstiles.. I am thinking I will wait on the boat launch bench, go ahead I will be right here when you are done with that MOUSE.. My wife "come on honey, the line is moving pretty fast"
The stress and pessimistic attitude slowly dissapeared as the Mouse started soaking in. we were two adults that slowly became two teenagers with discoveries around every corner. I bought her Pal Mickey, (he is Kind of cute) we went to cindarella castle and there was a sword in the stone. I am man I get that out of there.. nope not me.. My wife says step aside.. let mickey do it. pal mickey grabs the sword.. what happens? it rises from the stone just as those kodak people were snapping photos of us! (bought the CD) With the transformation complete. I am 16 she is 15 and we are running through the park looking for our next ride or ice cream cone or greasy french fry.
we were hooked on Disney. ("best kept secret" be uhhm darned!)
our first trip.. at Epcot.
Our mean group of Disney Monsters got their ears on.
wife and my 16 year old.. disney turned her into a 10 year old with her painted face!
Thanks for reading and thanks for having a place where DD can be DD