DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club IV - Man Laws & Cheese Balls

Dads of the DIS talk about life, bacon, Disney, bacon, kids, bacon, cars, bacon, family life, and lots of other fun stuff! And beer. And bacon.
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Champ Kind: Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I pooped a squirrel, but what I can?t get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a **** covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

Brick Tamland: O, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
 

Random thought of the day - Last night for dinner, we made burritos. Squeaker (who is three) LOVES refried beans. He put some beans on his plate, looked up and said, "Hey! Bean-Spleen!"

Of all of the possible random rhyming pairs to pop into a three-year-old head, THAT was not the one I was expecting. :lmao:
 
Random thought of the day - Last night for dinner, we made burritos. Squeaker (who is three) LOVES refried beans. He put some beans on his plate, looked up and said, "Hey! Bean-Spleen!"

Of all of the possible random rhyming pairs to pop into a three-year-old head, THAT was not the one I was expecting. :lmao:

Especially when related to beans:lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
 
In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"
 
It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
 
Random thought of the day - Last night for dinner, we made burritos. Squeaker (who is three) LOVES refried beans. He put some beans on his plate, looked up and said, "Hey! Bean-Spleen!"

Of all of the possible random rhyming pairs to pop into a three-year-old head, THAT was not the one I was expecting. :lmao:

Beans are good for your heart, you know. They're also a magical fruit, or so I hear.
 
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