The DDA Trouble Free Zone Part 9

[babytrees]

So who got it???

ETA: PAULA!!!!!! WTG!!

Darn thing said I can only post every seconds!!

 

[kc10family]

Ohio has some stupid laws on the books:

this email goes around every once in a while;

Ohio Crazy Law
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. - cause Ohio has such a huge whale population?
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. - I think this is because you can see up their dress
It is illegal to get a fish drunk. - there goes tomorrow's plans!!The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor. - yet you have to honk it everytme you pass a car -seems like you are damned if you do and damned if you don't!
Cross-dressing is against the law.
Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. - but feel free to do it in front of the man!!


A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
Catch 22 is banned.
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
You may not run out of gas.

the stae of Ohio seems to be doing a bit of this

 

[mommy2emmersNmo]

Don't make me open a jar of whoo **** on you lady. I was enjoying myself and you came along and... well it was all over.

Hellooooooooooooooooooo!!!! You got 39000 on your 2000th post on page 2600!

 

[babytrees]

Hellooooooooooooooooooo!!!! You got 39000 on your 2000th post!

Well, dang I didn't see that one!!! Plus she was giving Vicki a hard time.....got 3 things covered in one post!!

 

[mommy2emmersNmo]

I have aticket for you as long as you bring Andy with you. I live right over here.

Do you have any extra tickets? I am needing to escape!

 

[mommy2emmersNmo]

I love last minute ideas!!! They take all your time and they alwayscome out fabulous!!!
I hope the girls have a great time and make sure they take pics at T-Disney.

Me too. I always work better under pressure!

 

[mommy2emmersNmo]

Ohio has some stupid laws on the books:

this email goes around every once in a while;

Ohio Crazy Law
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. - cause Ohio has such a huge whale population?
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public. - I think this is because you can see up their dress
It is illegal to get a fish drunk. - there goes tomorrow's plans!!The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor. - yet you have to honk it everytme you pass a car -seems like you are damned if you do and damned if you don't!
Cross-dressing is against the law.
Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.
It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. - but feel free to do it in front of the man!!

A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
Catch 22 is banned.
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
You may not run out of gas.

 

[kc10family]

Paula-

I forgot to tell you how much I love your new siggie!!!

Thank you.

 

[mommy2emmersNmo]

Paula,

Let me spell this out for you:

You got post 39000 on your 2000th post on page 2600!

 

[kc10family]

Hellooooooooooooooooooo!!!! You got 39000 on your 2000th post on page 2600!

I just edited the post, take a look.

 

[kc10family]

Paula,

Let me spell this out for you:

You got post 39000 on your 2000th post on page 2600!

that's a lot of 00000000's!!! nowif I could just change that into money it might work out for me.

 

[kc10family]

Do you have any extra tickets? I am needing to escape!

psst...over this way.

 

[mommy2emmersNmo]

that's a lot of 00000000's!!! nowif I could just change that into money it might work out for me.

Only if you share the wealth! I was wondering how long it was going to take you. Congrats!!

 

[kc10family]

Thank you for the morning fun. I am off to get a few things done for our friends DD’s viewing tonight. I still done know if I could make the service tomorrow, kids are just a bit hard for me yet. Would you go? DH is going, but I don’t know yet.

 

[mommy2emmersNmo]

psst...over this way.

I'm on my way!

 

[kc10family]

Only if you share the wealth! I was wondering how long it was going to take you. Congrats!!

I was up rather late last night / early this morning and I am just a bit slow. However I do have a Monster drink getting ready for me (it needs to be very ).

 

[kc10family]

Kate I am sending snail mail your way.

 

[kc10family]

chat with youall later this after noon (PST not EST)

 

[mommy2emmersNmo]

Thank you for the morning fun. I am off to get a few things done for our friends DD’s viewing tonight. I still done know if I could make the service tomorrow, kids are just a bit hard for me yet. Would you go? DH is going, but I don’t know yet.

That's a hard one. I went to a co-workers DGD's viewing when Emma was about 2 and it was soo hard afterwards. I cried for days. The little girl was about 6 months older than Emma. My coworker appreciated everyone coming and acknowledge how hard it must have been for me.

 

[UP Disney]

Well, dang I didn't see that one!!! Plus she was giving Vicki a hard time.....got 3 things covered in one post!!

Hey, I take offense to that!!!