The Crazed pirate fans: Return of the POTC fans of the DIS boards

[oddball27]

Originally posted by bloomie43
omg for having too much stuff??!!! thats sooo stupid!!!

put a song lyric in there--pick your favorite blink song!!!!!

For Real!!!!

I did have the beginning to Down {ALWAYS been a fave, like, since I bought the cd}, but I decided not to!!

BTW, watch your siggie, the sig police will take it away!!!!!! ****you're only supposed to have EIGHT lines of text ****

 

[bloomie43]

*gasp* what should i take out--my mark quote???

 

[oddball27]

Ok, who wants to hear the "Naked Chad and Andy" Story?!?!?!?!

 

[oddball27]

Originally posted by bloomie43
*gasp* what should i take out--my mark quote???

 

[bloomie43]

lol ok, sounds good to me...i guess...bye mark!!!!

 

[oddball27]

Introduction Of Characters

Ashton-me, duh
Mom and Dad-self explanitory
Savannah-my lil sis {6}
Shelby-lil bro{8}

Jennifer- {24} my older cousin, mom to Emily{3} and Austin{8}
Andy-{24} cousin by marriage, married to Jennifer
Austin-lil cuz who plays with lil bro all the time
Emily-my ADORABLE lil cousin!!!

Michelle-{25} older cousin, mom to DeAnna, Connor, and MacKenzie
Chad-{26} cuz by marriage, marr. to Michelle
DeAnna-10 lil cousin
Connor-8 lil cuz
MacKenzie-3 the second of my favorite lil cousin duo ever!!!!

Aunt Debbie-mom to Jennifer and Michelle, dad's sis
Uncle Robert-uncle by mar.

Uncle Mike-dad's bro, dad to Alex and Chasity
Aunt Peggy-aunt by mar.
Alex-19, son

Chasity-cousin, married to....
Steven-cousin by marriage!!!!!!!!

I THINK that's everyone!!!

 

[bloomie43]

lol ok i think i got it!!!

 

[oddball27]

The Naked Chad and Andy Story!!!!!!!!

setting--big chalet---jennifer's family, michelle's family, and aunt debbie's family all in one huge chalet!!!

ok, jennifer wanted to relax and heve some time by herself in the hot tub. the babies were asleep, michelle watching tv, the boys were being quiet, aunt debbie and uncle robert were asleep, and andy and chad were nowhere to be seen, but just to be sure, she put on her pajamas over her swimsuit. she walked outside, made sure no one was on the porch, and tarted taking off her pajamas. as she was taking off her shirt, she hears "woohoo!!" and "take it all off!!!!" She grabbed her shirt, and looked in the woods. sure enough, there stood andy and chad. she knew that her quiet time was over then. she got in anyway, thinking maybe they would go away. nope, she was wrong!! they both ran and jumped in!! they took their shirts off, but left the shorts on. jennifer is now trying to ignore them, they are whispering to each other.....michelle walks out. no sooner does she close the door and face the hot tub, andy takes off his soaking wet shorts and throws them at ther face. he aimed pretty good too!! she gets them off of her head, which is now soaked, and as she drops them ans looks up, here come chad's shorts, wham, right in her face!!! she gets them off, politely picks them up, waves at andy and chad, and throws their shorts up in the trees over the mountain!!! she then walks in. remember, chad and andy are now naked in the hot tub with jennifer. jenny starts yelling "help me out michelle, i dont wanna be in here with these naked men!!! especially not your naked man!!!" sure enough, aunt debbie hears her yelling, but aunt debbie only hears "HELP" and "NAKED MEN"!!! She runs out, but when she hears what's going on, she simply says "omg, i'm going back to bed". jenny is trying to get out, but chad and andy have the back of her swimsuit, and are treatening to pull it off if she steps out!!!

she finally got out, but it was soooooooooooo funny!!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

nice pic!!!

lol, are you still there?!?!?!?!

 

[bloomie43]

omg that is soooo hilarious!!!! my family is nothing like that!!!! theyre so boring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[oddball27]

lol, glad you liked!!!! now we have

*lots of wine, uncle mike, alex, and steven

*the chairlift

*alex's go cart

those are the best.......

 

[bloomie43]

lol ok lets hear about lots of wine!!! hehe

 

[bloomie43]

omg you STILL havent seen a pic of me!!!! i have to get one!! i would do it right now but under the circumstances, i cant really get one and scan it and everything, so ill do that tomorrow

 

[bloomie43]

helloooo????

 

[oddball27]

im here, sorry, almost finished with the wine!!!!!

 

[bloomie43]

lol ok lauras finally awake--she wants to talk to you!!!

 

[oddball27]

lol, ok!!!

Lots Of Wine!!!!!

stars--UM {uncle mike}, Steven, Alex, lots of wine

setting-our chalet, their{UM, Aunt Peggy, Steven, Alex, Chasity} chalet

basically, steven and UM were all so drunk they couldn't see straight. {that durn wine, lol} but they and alex came over to play some pool. my dad agreed to play a game or two. the fun begins.

they play a few games, then they really get that "drunk feeling". steven is hopping balls a;; over the table, not a one of them going in!! he is getting dizzier by the minute!!

UM has started playing air hockey with Shelby. this is gonna be fun, I can tell. As soon as the buzzer goes off, boom, shelby got one in!! UM just yells "you DOG!!!!!!' and tries to hit it!!! so funny!!! the game went like this for 15 minutes, and he did pretty good actually....Shelby won, but it was 16-15!!!

Alex is ready to take them home, he wants in the hot tub!!

he rounds them up, and they leave.

.........................................................................................................

andy and chad are walkin from house to house lookin for something to do. I wanted to go with thtme, but I needed to sleep, we had to get up around 7:30, and it was already 1:00am. They walked on down to UM's house. when nthey got there, it was a sight!!!

Alex was in the hot tub. he said he was sober, but we all knew he wasn't

Steven was around back "vomiting".

but this is the hilarious part....

UM was inside on the couch. he was near asleep. he looks up suddenly, reached toward the floor for the remote, and just rolls off the couch. he passes out. a few minutes later, he opens his eyes, leans his head up, mutters something, and hits the floor again!!!

Andy said it was the funniest thing he's ever seen!!!

the funny thing is, andy told my dad that they went to see UM and them. My dad said, "Let me guess....Alex was in the hot tub or alseep, Mike was passed out in the floor, and Steven was throwing up in the bathroom." Andy was like, "Yeah man,m how'd you know.....the only thing is that Steven was in the back throwin up, not the bathroom!!!"

yeah, i know the're crazy make fun if ya want

 

[oddball27]

Hey Laura!!!!!!

 

[bloomie43]

hello!!!!!!!!!!! its laura. mel wants me to say TOM is my hero so i guess i will.

its mel and shes lying--david boneez is her hero!!! lol

it not david borneez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it david boreanaz and he is 1 of the hottest guys on the planet!

shes lying again--we all know its orlando!!!!

 

[oddball27]

david BONEEZ!!!!!!!! that's funny!!!!

and sorry, but i have to agree with mel, david b. is ugly to me, lol!!!!

I think it's Cody!!!

OMGOMGOMG!!!!!! in gatlinburg, I saw a hummer just like Sr's, and a gorgeous guy who looked SO much like Cody!!!!!!! He looked up at me and smiled when I walked by too!!!!!! It was at Krispy Kreme!!!! I would've stopped, but my mom was walking way too fast!!!!!