Ok. this is Glen (aka the boring DH in this saga)... with a preliminary hijack...

harrr, harrr, harrrr
To clarify on the vacation thing... Its not so much lying around doing nothing (though I can often be found laying on the deck patio / by the pool reading a book)... When I travel on everything is hectic and often planned to the nth degree.. so when I vacation, I tend to prefer something that is completely different from real life where I can escape, recharge and not think about the real world for a little while... No cell, no laptop, etc

... (having said that, I admit that I checked e-mail daily on the aforementioned honeymoon in Jamaica

- bad hubby, I know - but in my defense I usually did it in the morning while I let the wife sleep in

).. anywhooo.. that is where the diving trips come in... (a live aboard dive boat - aka a small cruise ship designed for up to 20 divers that goes to an exotic location not nromally accessible by land) - meals included.. all planned out ahead of time.. scheduled divining itinerary... I get to sit back and enjoy - biggest decisions are do I dive or not.. what to eat for dinner.. beautiful views.. you get the idea... is that really such a bad thing??
Back on topic.. I will pop in here from time to time to provide an alternate explanation and the normal person (read, non-disney-centric) point of view to the chaos that will be our trip.
I am not a disney hater.. just never had someone to go with - an inconceivable concept here, I know...
Oh.. and Wife is correct.. I have <takes shoes off to count better> been to the various hotels at WDW a total of 17+ times over the past 10 or so years (I average 1-2 trips per year) - I am there at a conference / on business, so I get to see the hotel and the conference center at the hotel and, if lucky - the castle in the distance.... and that is it.. after 16 - 18 hour days working, meeting with clients, writing up trip notes.. I am happy to lie down in bed and sleep for a few hours.

. As for why I don't get to eat at the restaurants.. I never know if or what night or what time of night I will be taking a client to dinner or if I am eating alone... so there is no way I can make reservations the normal 6 mo in advance.. So it is catch as catch can.. which usually means quick service or off property.
Oh.. and she did not have to prod much at all to get me to do the zipline or make this trip - more of a "HER: I found this - looks cool.. wanna do it?? ME: YES!!!!.
I am very thankful that she is such a type A personality when it comes to planning a Disney vacation..

. and I do thank her for all her work on a regular basis... I know I have an awesome DW

and she will, in all honesty, get her desired D & B purses for x-mas.. (SHHHHH don't tell her!!!)

I am looking forward to this expedition...
I now return you to the Wife and your regularly scheduled PTR.. more hijacks to come (and I will ID when I take over)