The camping, beer and kungaloosh thread for men

[perdidochas]

Who wants to join my little club ?

What's kungaloosh?

 

[mamaloya]

What is kungaloosh? What is kungaloosh!!!??? What do you mean "what is kungaloosh"? How do you not know what that is??? Where have you been???

Seriously, I am not exactly sure what it is, but it is really popular here. It is apparently an alcoholic beverage with a highly guarded secret recipe only known at FW and by FWGuy. He will not share the recipe because he is so desperate for friends it is the only way he can get anyone to visit him when he is at FW.

I also understand that Kungaloosh makes winnebagos appear bigger, women prettier, men smarter, and bigdisneydaddy funnier.

OK, sorry, but if I am not allowed into the club, I am going to have to stir the pot a little!!!

 

[Rhonda]

I see the water and electric but where is the sewer ?

I'm pretty sure you've found it.

 

[Gatordad]

for a grandma, you are alright.

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

What is kungaloosh? What is kungaloosh!!!??? What do you mean "what is kungaloosh"? How do you not know what that is??? Where have you been???

Seriously, I am not exactly sure what it is, but it is really popular here. It is apparently an alcoholic beverage with a highly guarded secret recipe only known at FW and by FWGuy. He will not share the recipe because he is so desperate for friends it is the only way he can get anyone to visit him when he is at FW.

I also understand that Kungaloosh makes winnebagos appear bigger, women prettier, men smarter, and bigdisneydaddy funnier.

OK, sorry, but if I am not allowed into the club, I am going to have to stir the pot a little!!!

Could I be any funnier or more charming ?

 

[CottontailCurl]

Uh Oh! Is it just me or is one winnebego bigger than the other?

Why oh why did I open up Mandora's box? Why? (OK, you made me laugh! )

And shouldn't this be the 'Camping, beer and kungaloosh rope for men'? Thread is so girly.

I only clicked on this one because every time I see the title, it makes me think of the Hair Club for Men, I just wanted to see who's the president.

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

I am going to call CRO tomorrow and DEMAND that I get a lakeside site.

 

[mamaloya]

Could I be any funnier or more charming ?

Give me some kungaloosh and we will find out.

 

[Conan the Librarian]

I'll pass on the beer, but, I'll give you a hearty 'Kungaloosh!' anyway. As long as I can have a mug of tea or coffee, I'll behave.

Besides, I don't need to get drunk to be able to act very silly!

 

[Gatordad]

I am going to call CRO tomorrow and DEMAND that I get a lakeside site.

The lakeside sites are going to be at the new campground that they are building according to the bus driver. They will be part of DVC, and the beer taps will have domestic or imported beer. I should know, the girl at trails end told me so.

 

[ftwildernessguy]

Okay, I'm in.

I just posted my Kungaloosh recipe on another thread.

I like beer on a hot day a couple of ways. Cold one out of the fridge and into the freezer for 15 minutes along with the mug. When you pour it into the mug, it turns into a beer slushy. The other way - a shot of lemonade in a nice cold one - started drinking this in Germany and haven't stopped. Most places there will mix you a Rahtler, but the train station in Heidelberg does it about the best.

I like Winnebagos. I think Winnebagos are one of the reason there are so many people camping. Winnebagos and children seem to go together. I don't see why Winnebagos would offend anyone, but I don't know why anyone would want two. Wait a minute. I get it. Never mind.

Muddy water is a much more efficient means of making women prettier. I am still working on the exact recipe, however. There seem to be some secret ingredients which I was not privy to when it was mixed. I will keep people informed on this one. It is mixed in a large wash tub and for some reason never attracted flies although my socks and the latrines did. I am still confused.

My wife is small, but terrifies me.

My secret goal in life: I want to be a pirate.

 

[emoose]

I am so happy my wife said I could join! I have to be home by 1:00 AM though so break out the beer!

 

[des1954]

These sites are behind the 300 loop on Bay Lake. The picture shows the old Discovery Island in the background. This is reliable information from an undercover peacock. (BTW - One winnebago is always bigger than another - verified by a FtW loop attendant.)

 

[big kahuna1]

If you look real hard after you have downed a few you can see the Monorail to the left of the Island along the tree line...I swear!

 

[big kahuna1]

ALso, after you have downed a few if you look at the guy in the picture on the right...it looks like he is grilling in a baby carriage.

Okay, no more beer. Where's the Kungaloosh?

 

[BigDaddyRog]

My wife is small, but terrifies me.

:

You've got one of those too? Man, what is it about a 98lb tiny chick that is sooo fierce?? Im 350lbs...I could eat her for a snack, but,boy, when she gets that look in her eye.....I mean, I aint scared of her or nuttin', but ya know...ya gotta show respect to your spouse cuz she knows where ya sleep and occassionally cooks your meals and ya cant always be real sure of what the real ingredients might be...OK OK OK....she scares the livin' BEJESUS outta me!!! Some times she makes me do HORRIBLE things like .....DISHES!! And ONE time, she even made me learn to work the WASHING MACHINE!!! ANd for the LOVE OF GOD, last week.............I was forced to change the grandson's diaper ........do you know what babies put in diapers? It was awful, please, someone....help me escape this torturous fiend!!

 

[bigdisneydaddy]

Okay, I'm in.

I just posted my Kungaloosh recipe on another thread.

I like beer on a hot day a couple of ways. Cold one out of the fridge and into the freezer for 15 minutes along with the mug. When you pour it into the mug, it turns into a beer slushy. The other way - a shot of lemonade in a nice cold one - started drinking this in Germany and haven't stopped. Most places there will mix you a Rahtler, but the train station in Heidelberg does it about the best.

I like Winnebagos. I think Winnebagos are one of the reason there are so many people camping. Winnebagos and children seem to go together. I don't see why Winnebagos would offend anyone, but I don't know why anyone would want two. Wait a minute. I get it. Never mind.

Muddy water is a much more efficient means of making women prettier. I am still working on the exact recipe, however. There seem to be some secret ingredients which I was not privy to when it was mixed. I will keep people informed on this one. It is mixed in a large wash tub and for some reason never attracted flies although my socks and the latrines did. I am still confused.

My wife is small, but terrifies me.

My secret goal in life: I want to be a pirate.

I was just gonna make this the beer and camping thread, but since you are one of the usual suspects around here with your kungaloosh.... and..... Rhonda accused us of having a boys club a while back, I thought I would make it official.

 

[Gatordad]

ALso, after you have downed a few if you look at the guy in the picture on the right...it looks like he is grilling in a baby carriage.

Okay, no more beer. Where's the Kungaloosh?

Oh my goodness, he's grilling a baby peacock! How dare he. They should be fried, not grilled.

 

[big kahuna1]

Oh my goodness, he's grilling a baby peacock! How dare he. They should be fried, not grilled.

That's Deep Fried in peanut oil and injected with a spicey butter marinade!

 

[ftwildernessguy]

You know, the tough part about peacocks is figuring out how old they are. I prefer the younger peahens, but man, they just don't show their age!