The Boa Brigade: New Appointments to the Realm!

[Raulandpinboy]

I see no mention of managment position here... what gives have your people call my people they'll do lunch

 

[buggin']

Anger management positions?

Whats anger management?

Buggin'
Amber

 

[yardhaunter]

I HATE ANGER MANAGEMENT!

 

[Engr-Chas]

Princess...would you like to be the Queen of my realm ?

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Dead

 

[Raulandpinboy]

First he reneged on the management job offer, now he's hitting on the princess Amber, and my son-in-law has digressed into hate mode.

This guy is trouble; I'll take my chances in the dark realm with my resume.

Sorry I was wrong

Originally posted by Engr-Chas
Princes...would you like to be the Queen of my realm ?

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Dead

Was this dude hitting on me???? IE (princes) or which prince are you looking for Eric Aladin.... Dude you got some splaning to do.

 

[Engr-Chas]

Sir Ed,

How about VP of public relations of the Underworld. You will be in charge of making me look good (tough job) and attracting new recruits (kind of HR ish).

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Dead

 

[Brer-Rabbit]

Evil-Doer Engr-Chas,

As Royal Counsel to the Queen I must tell you that I believe this offer of a union to be most inappropriate for our mighty realm. Our Queen is a woman of high standards, strong moral character and descends from some of the most respectable royal blood in the land. Surely you don't expect our Queen, leader of the Boa Brigade -- the highest honorable position in the land, to pair up with the Lord of the dead, do you? The Boa Brigade was founded on bringing LIFE to our Royal Jewel Acquiring Events (pin events). Pairing with the Lord of the Dead is not really in the realms best interest.

And what is with all the rhetoric that is so insulting to our Queen? "Slicing the Royal Bologna," calling her "high maintenance," and accusing her of jealousy? Is this how you think you court a Queen? I think not. It may be common practice in the World of the Dead to insult the woman you desire, but these words are not worthy of our Queen or even our lowest peasant girl (well okay maybe the peasant girl). Have you not any knowledge of women? Thou shall never even mutter the words "high maintenance” even I know that.

So this will be my advice to Her Majesty the Queen.

No offense, but you have said yourself, feathers and flames don't mix. BTW, that hair is always so blue, you must have terrible gas. And I know, we should be grateful your hair is not made of glue, that would be a real mess!

P.S. As Creator of the Royal Logos, I must say that your clipart and boa are most creative. However they are lacking in Royal Design.

 

[Engr-Chas]

Ok, so the Tar baby loving rabbit votes NO (note to self: rabbit stew for dinner).

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Dead

 

[Perdita&Pongo]

Dear Mr. Hades:

As a Lady In Waiting of the Royal Court of The Realm of the Boa Brigade, I hereby casteth my vote of "No" regarding your proposed merger of our kingdoms.

Respectfully Submitted,

~Lady Nancy~ (coiner of the phrase "The Boa Brigade..... and Raul")

 

[GotAnyPins]

Sinceth Mr. Hadeseth..oops sorry...Hades...threatenedeth to burneth my boa....I tooeth haveth chosen to voteth

NO...and off witheth his head. (oops sorry...got carried away w/ power)

Lady Donna

Proud Member of the Boa Brigade.....and Rauls' much better half

 

[Engr-Chas]

Well I seeith thatith the welcoming committee is welcoming me with open arms! Thank you, ladies in waiting (waiting for a mirror not to crack whenith they lear into it!).

Let me explain to you how this voting thing works (since you Floridians are clueless about voting) I may lose the popular vote, but since they don't counteth, who cares! You see the only votes that are the ones from nobility, ie Kings, Queens, Princes and Princesses. You see, court jesters , true nobility is by blood (blue to be exact) not by appointment!!

Have a nice day and keep gazing into the mirror asking the question "who is the fairest of them all" quickly though before it CRACKS!!!

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Dead

 

[Raulandpinboy]

Buy a book called how to win friends and influence people by Dale Carnegie.

I know you're trying, but your just not doing right.

As to the VP of HR I'm sorta doing that now in the realm of the living, which is like working with the dead.

Do better or my vote is no, actually its no anyway I'm just giving you false hope

 

[mermie]

I think it's kinda nice that he's tryin' to make peace, but I don't think the anger management classes are working too well. Have you tried yoga?

Remember the chant: Peace, Love and Fishies.....Peace, Love and Fishies....

By the way, you can't burn MY boa 'cause mermaids live in water, HAHA!

Why don't you try offering Yardhaunter a job? You two almost have the same profession. You both work with creepy dead things. Yuck!

 

[ismetoo]

I don't knoweth, people.....I think he's kinda charmingeth -

in a scratchy wool underwear kinda wayeth....

Me thinks perhaps that he and YardHaunter - Oh Great Dungeon Lord that he is - course make beautiful screams together...


You all realize that I'm gonna hear about this one, don't you?

 

[Engr-Chas]

The winds of change are a comingeth!!!

Long Live The Dead...Doh

Engr-Chas
Lord of the Dead

 

[mermie]

Okay, now my parents SUPPORT the Lord of the dead. great. Just great.

Ismetoo, yardhaunter....these are the kind of people I have to LIVE with. Now everyone knows why I'M insane, what's everybody else's excuse?!

Yo, Engr-chas, can you get Me a job in the underworld so that I can get away from these people?

Wait...They'll follow me down there and make it into a family vacation. They'll like it too.
@#!~*#!

 

[Mickey7811]

I would like to thank Her Majesty for allowing me to be a part of the Royal Boa Brigade.

It is with honor that I shall be Purveyor of Royal Fruit - hmmm.

I look forward to September when I can be with all the other ladies in waiting, wearing my boa and my Lime green Mickey shirt and being with the Queen.

Lady Darlene

 

[BeautyLLM]

My Dear Sir Chas-Engr,

I have been observing from afar the events of the last day and am now prepared to render my vote. Thou hast been showing thy true colors, and as I suspected they are of a muddied nature. You say you wish to bring our Realms together in peace, yet you continue to insult my Realm and treat us disrespectfully. I was not displaying an act of jealousy when I appointed you my Royal Gong Farmer, I had noted that you were adept at shovelling the royal BS and believed the appointment to be apropos. You have made passes at young ladies and seem to have cast a spell over Lady Lauree and Sir Malcolm. Even through all this, I thought that perhaps you just needed a few lessons in royal ettiquette but then came the straw that broke the camel's back...a horrible slur was cast against my Royal Counsel! And so sir, I must deny your request for a royal alliance!

Now, as an act of conciliation, I would like to offer you membership within the Realm of the Boa Brigade, for two reasons: first, I believe that you need some happiness and joy in your life, and secondly, because it is my policy to keep my friends close, but my (alleged) enemies closer. Wear your boa and trade proudly! Prove yourself worthy!!

Dutifully Signed,
Your Queen

 

[mermie]

Don't forget your anger management chant....

Peace, Love and Fishies.....

 

[mermie]

Guess what? I'm the 2002th person to look at this page! I just thought that was kinda cool...