The best Random Thread in the history of Random Threads (:

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My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )


Yeah its called "My Immortal" apparently it was pretty popular in the interwebs a while back. (both for being liked and mocked)
 
Someday, I will be...
I'll be that waking warmth from a fading dream
Because I will, I may at best
Float as you feel
 
AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christian and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!
 
Has anyone reported feeling stupider after reading it?
 

Please let me haunt as scent on your pillow
Letters of past look distant and wrinkled
Please let me haunt as scent on your pillow
Letters of past look distant and wrinkled
 
(Just say...) Say you will follow me (follow me)
Invite me to your memory
(Just sing...) Sing again follow me (follow me)
That long forgotten song

(Just say...) Say you will follow me (follow me)
Invite me to your memory
(Just sing...) Sing again follow me (follow me)
That long forgotten song
 
Let me be all the words
Let me be all the words
Let me be all the words
Let me be all the words
 
Let me feel the words echo in comfort
Let me be all the words that you'd unsay
Let me feel the words echo in comfort, comfort, comfort, comfort
Let me be all the words that you'd unsay, unsay, unsay, unsay
 
Let me be all the words echoing comfort
Let me be all the words that you'd unsay
Let me be all the words echoing comfort, comfort...comfort
Let me be all the words that you'd unsay, unsay, unsay, unsay
 
I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

Translation: I was flattered because that song wasn't even a single; he had memorized the lyrics just for me!

But I like "flattened" better than "flattered"
 
I'm sure I'm losing a few braincells along the way.

Stop reading then?


They go up to the treehouse, and come across CLAYTON who is about to shoot a gorilla, but is thwarted when DONALD does that crazy scream/yell he's known for.

DONALD: WAAAHAHAHAHH4AHAHGOIRJGIOJSG/LJ!!11!!

EVERYONE: HOLY CHRIST!
 
Stop reading then?


They go up to the treehouse, and come across CLAYTON who is about to shoot a gorilla, but is thwarted when DONALD does that crazy scream/yell he's known for.

DONALD: WAAAHAHAHAHH4AHAHGOIRJGIOJSG/LJ!!11!!

EVERYONE: HOLY CHRIST!
:rotfl:
What is that?
 
SORA: Awesome, we just killed the only real predator in this jungle, thus sending the whole food chain out of whack that will probably cause a massive overpopulation problem, thus screwing up an entire ecosystem. Let's go.
 
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